Whats the coolest thing youve done with the abilities you gained in the gym?

What’s the coolest thing you’ve done with the abilities you gained in the gym?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bench press my female friends and some males. I'm strong fat so I'm not attractive so it doesn't get me laid. it's always a fun party trick and it really feels like a good workout.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The bulk has to end sometime anon.

      Overhead pressing women. Doing backflips. Lifting up pool tables when the balls get stuck. At frat reunions people still talk about how I’d carry full kegs back to the house and once broke the punching bag in the backyard. Mostly I like how being fit makes me feel mentally.

      Sound like a chad.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I talked to some girls.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Passing strength checks in conversations with NPCs

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he about to go Banemode on her spine? FUGGIN BASED!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She already has scoliosis so it might fix it

      Passing strength checks in conversations with NPCs

      Mogging a “I benched 405 in high school” is my current goal

      I had sex with 3 different chicks in a 72 hour period.

      Monkeypox maxxin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Mogging a “I benched 405 in high school” is my current goal
        What is the proper response to those boomers? I usually just ask them “ok, but can you do that now?” and they’ll either start blubbering about all kinds of excuses, or get that some grumpy look on their face.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I just say 'cool'
          They either did do it and deserve props, or they didn't and aren't worth engaging with.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Run a 1:53.2 800m

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kept myself from becoming an hero for another day.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Overhead pressing women. Doing backflips. Lifting up pool tables when the balls get stuck. At frat reunions people still talk about how I’d carry full kegs back to the house and once broke the punching bag in the backyard. Mostly I like how being fit makes me feel mentally.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I met my old high school bully in a store and literally picked him up and threw him through the window in front of his girlfriend. Then I walked outside and started kicking the shit out of him until I was restrained by 3 other guys. I spent 6 months in jail and lost my job but it was totally worth it tbh. Apparently he's still with the same girl but I bet she lost a ton of respect for him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >severely autistic man assaults and batters stranger who has completely forgotten him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I view myself as an avatar of justice. It's not my fault that most people, including you and employees of the legal system in America, care more about protecting bullies than executing justice. With my IST training I was able to balance the scales of justice that day - what have you done with your life?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Every criminal probably has some compelling narrative like yours for their stupidity. You're indulging in violent mental illness, and there's nothing higher to it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cope, he protected his honour

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day weak gay, he did right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I imagined myself murdering my bullies. I'd do it if I knew I would get away with it. Evil fucks.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had sex with 3 different chicks in a 72 hour period.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That girl looks like Steve Urkel

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    helped grandma move some furniture

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i picked up this chair earlier today that used to be pretty heavy but i ohped it with 1 hand

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how much harder is to ohp a 60kg human than a 60kg barbell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot harder. I am the one in op picture and all her weight was on her ass, it was 75% a one arm press.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hiked 3,300 vertical feet without stopping for any breaks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based RMNP enjoyer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This was buffalo mountain in silverthorne good eye

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post naked pictures of myself on IST

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A friend of mine got a big ceramic bath delivered and I helped him move it into his house. Felt good man.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zercher deadlift/squatted/carried a 350#x12’ long box on a job site
    >open water bottles for old ladies
    >get asked to carry stuff
    >OHP chicks
    >move furniture easily up and down flights of stairs
    >held my ex upside down for a 69
    >all the interesting standing/holding sex positions
    it’s cool to have some functional strength up the sleeve, but most of its “practical” uses are just degenerate sex acts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s cool to have some functional strength up the sleeve, but most of its “practical” uses are just degenerate sex acts
      Thank god because that's literally why I lift.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got big enough to claim the gym twink

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Before I got serious about lifting I helped my 100 pound soaking wet philipino roommate pack all his shit into a van when he moved out.
    I was one shot away from being blackout drunk but I was carrying all of his stuff and not even feeling it

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did like OPs picrel, except then I slammed the thot on my lifted knee and shouted, “I WONDERED WHAT WOULD BREAK FIRST!!”

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hit the dirty dancing move; but to the chicks credit, she had good core strength to make it happen

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hit 71kph on a bicycle and passed a red car that was doing 60kph then pulled in front of him and slowed down to the speed limit which was 50kph
    I bet he wanted to kill me so bad
    I've seen the bike hate posts on IST

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I pulled a soaking wet giant pallet out of the blackberry bushes at my work with my hands
    The boss was going to use the forklift and chains and I just yanked it out
    He was impressed but told me he doesn't want to pay for another hernia this year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >another
      >this year
      Tell me it was a different guy on the job site

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was an older guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OSHA isn’t going to be happy.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he fisting her butt? Or why am I hard rn

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fucked my gf standing up without gassing out

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk not much. pistol squats impress normies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pistol squats impress normies
      pistol squats impress me, too, and I’m not a fatty.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >went from 6 to 20 sexual partners
    that's pretty much it

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > wasnt really lifting much
    > loaded old ass heavy ass plate compactor in a truck bed by myself.
    > unloaded by myself

    It was old and didnt have all the handles the new ones have. Dont know how I didnt get a hernia or blow a disc.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Power cleaned some trainer's squat after he kicked me out of a squat rack I was about to claim.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gained confidence in myself for a healthy mental state.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    climbed up to my balcony when I was locked out of my apartment

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Old lady needs help moving a couch into her apartment
    >Handle that shit
    >Tries to give me a cash tip
    >Politely refuse, it's just free gainz anyways

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I lose my rings in real life sonic and start throwing stuff at work like a child having a tantrum in his room, the things I throw are much heavier and go much further than they used to, also more likely to cause damage I'll regret in the post freak out clarity. I also made two women co workers cry during my chimpouts because they are caring and motherly, and mine is not. Thanks IST.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carried a giant piece of wood

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pulled a truck and lifted some big rocks.

    Fun times.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I took apart a couch with a pocket knife

    I know it’s not much but it would have been a lot harder if I didn’t lift

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    doing a stand and carry fuck position with women.

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