Whats the Cr1TiKaL workout?

Whats the Cr1TiKaL workout?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unfunny one-liners x 20 minutes a day

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat fuck all, sit in a chair 14 hours a day and spend 1 hour a day "working out"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically my routine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically we don’t care lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We do care you moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same 🙁

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at images of mickey mouse screaming the n word on e621. Diet of impossible meat patties, g fuel, cat meat (secretly), and dildos.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is literally a dwarf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      f o u r f o o t t h r e e

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        O N E F O O T L O N G A T S U B W A Y E A T F R E S H

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manlets make gains like Baki. Making rapid gains is probably the only advantage of being short.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5x5 peepee poopoos
    3x7 dick slaps
    3x10 hair pulls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5x5 peepee poopoos
      I hate that only home gym bros can do these. I tried doing them in three different gyms and got kicked out of each one and even had the police called on one occasion.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be an unfunny gay til failure

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dead hangs every morning to decompress spine from 5'2" to 5'3"
    lift to get pump, take pic and never touch weights for the rest of the day
    unfunny jokes till failure while recording

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