What's the deal? Alabama native here and everyone I come across is fat as fuck

What's the deal?
Alabama native here and everyone I come across is fat as frick
Even the homeless are fat af what's going on

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live in louisiana and can confirm as well most people I see are fat as frick
    I am honestly surprised to see people that are in shape at any point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s because everything you guys eat is fried in lard or covered in gravy. Let alone everything you drink is Dr Pepper or coke. I saw a person in Alabama pick up a bottle of water instead of a soda or a beer from a cooler and everyone stared at him like he was taking a shit in public.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all eat deep fried pork chops smothered in gravy and mashed potatoes with a stick of butter in it and call that healthy compared to the rest of your diets

    /thread

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I believe down to my very core that the US is a test subject, a guinea pig in a global experiment on the result of feeding processed foods packed with corn, onions, and seed oils to a massive population. Our government not only allows it but SUBSIDIZES IT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you live in Montana or Wyoming. Living up there is a dream
      North Dakota would be nice too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >experiment
      What's the control group?

      It's just a matter of selling cheap processed food that's mostly made of filler shit like corn mixed with salt, sugar, and other chemicals. People eat this garbage and then sit on their asses

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is deep fried in the south.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mississippi is like 60% black people and they have a 99% obesity rate it seems. Still a good third of normal people are obese and about half are overweight. It's miserable looking for a not fat gf.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me a colorado native who hikes regularly and grows my own food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy It's another map where my state mogs everybody else. Colorabros, do we even stop winning?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Denvercuck here. What's good bro?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh boy It's another map where my state mogs everybody else. Colorabros, do we even stop winning?

          Reminder that Colorado's obesity rate is worse than Alabama's in 2000

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Visit CO
        >Grand Junction full of fat people
        >Denver full of fat people
        COgays acting like having a few % lower obesity than the rest of the White states is something to brag about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You listed the exact reasons you saw only lardasses. Denver is a fricking boring shithole, and Grand Junction is worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here's to being the tallest midget

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will never win the NBA ring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Colorado honestly
      I've lived in the Springs for 4 years and I don't have any friends and all the women on dating apps are ogres.

      At least it's pretty.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Tennesseegay. The Southern diet consists of fried shit and fast food. However, people here also still eat high caloric stuff like their ancestors did despite burning 80% fewer calories per day because no one works in the fields or in manual labor anymore.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People in the South are poor, lazy, uneducated, sedentary, and refuse to eat vegetables.

    WHY WE AWWW FAYYYT?!?!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We also built this country, stay mad yankee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > We also built this country
        No, the slaves did you lazy fat frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not american nor black. Kys fat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        southern education

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like how you don't refute any of the above, but try to make up for it by (wrongly) standing on the shoulders of your ancestors. I wish they weren't so fricking stupid and actually won the civil war so we didn't have to deal with you morons.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enormous breasts appreciater here
    Are the women bustier in the "fat" states?
    Or are they just gross blobs with at best D cups?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are always gross blobs. You don't ever want sagging fat breasts. Only firm mammory tissue anchored to a strong pec.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a matter of opinion. I only go for stupidly enormous fleshy mammaries.
        Eg: Cassie0pia, MaseratiXXX, etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cassie0pia, MaseratiXXX, etc.
          My man. Excellent taste.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Food is expensive in America but calories are cheap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      food is not expensive. morons just don't know how to cook

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/PcbYNUR.jpg

      Reminds me of this neat little website;
      http://www.justicemap.org/
      Pretty good if you plan on travelling around the US. Gives you an idea of areas to avoid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks partner. Ill keep it in mind next time I venture into Mordor.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many Black folk in the south and how do they get so fat if they are all on welfare spending all their money on drugs and nikes? Would it not make sense to move far away from the cotton fields once you were free?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They get a ridiculous amount of gibs for food.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big agribusiness writes the food and nutrition laws, and dietary science is a bunch of lobby funded bullshit.

    We're encouraged to eat constantly, never told to fast (unless you're in the hospital, funny that), and our food supply is inundated with industrially produced artifical corn syrup that bloats the liver and contributes to cardiovascular disease.

    Not to mention, Americans seem allergic to activity. We drink too much, don't move enough, eat too frequently and overmedicate ourselves.

    It's all fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with you man, the whole thing blows. We're living hyper indulgent lifestyles that shouldn't even be possible (legit confused as to how people can get SO obese in the first place) and ironically killing ourselves doing so. It's like every facet of our infrastructure is meticulously engineered with the express purpose of making people as fat and useless as possible. A store that's a quarter mile away is driving distance and it's a danger to walk there. I'm sure glad the roads are horrifically wide enough so I can get there in time to fill the back of my mini van up with an ungodly assortment of subsidized corn sugar slurries fried in canola oil and packaged. Gotta make sure kiddo has a balanced diet after all, pop tarts and corn pops and little debbies and potato chips and fruit snacks and honey buns and oreos and dunkaroos
      It's almost gnostic how utterly grotesque the whole thing is.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Florida and most people here aren't fat

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now show me a map of black and Hispanic population against that obesity map

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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