what's the fastest way to put on weight?

what's the fastest way to put on weight?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink melted ice cream

    Unless you’re talking about muscle weight

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what you gotta do, Anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible to get fat on milk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Simply not true
        >t. had significant chub after GOMAD

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because you were eating a bunch of trash in addition to the milk

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't eating that poorly actually, maybe it was the mayo in my sammiches that did it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's why all animals everywhere never grow while nursing since it's simply impossible to gain weight off milk because reasons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Tries the milk diet
      > Shits turn liquid, pale, and absolutely foul smelling

      That's exactly what I want anon. Not being able to enjoy myself because of the constant fear or getting the runs in public

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are probably lactose intolerant bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go harder.
      Gallon of whole milk + pint of 10% milkfat Greek yogurt + quart of heavy cream + quart of full fat kefir a day.
      Dairy MAX bro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we can do better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eating your normal diet in addition to .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      brother on day 1 i spent 5 hours dealing with liquid booboo. not only did it suck but i shat out any nutrients I got by drinking it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vegetable oils

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mcdonalds

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop. But you won't like it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what's the least shit goyslop that would get the job done?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't treat goyslop, make your own high calorie food instead so you can at least control ingredient quality. Try making your own mayonaise, of you can make it taste to your liking you can pair it with just about anything and get a bunch of free calories in

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOMAD with Jersey milk.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lift heavy until failure and eat plenty of clean protein and carbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is not the easiest way. Eating clean at a surplus can be tough

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just eat more you fricking moron
    and lift some weights so the calories get stored as muscle

    I'm assuming you're a skeleton

    So if you think you're eating enough, you're not

  9. 1 month ago
    Professional Spaniard

    Raw milk with fruit if you want to put on good weight.
    Processed carbs if you want to turn your body into a [heavier] trashcan.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    milkshakes

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drink gasoline, it has a lot of calories

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat only fast/packaged food
    drink sodas and no water
    stay up late binge watching Netflix gay shows

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many times are you going to make this thread. Its completely transparent

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a lot on rest days

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Begin lifting weights regularly so that your appetite increases and then stop doing anything but keep the appetite. Congratulations on the weight gain.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whole milk
    Peanutbutter
    Slop

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never understood these homosexuals
    1 small bag of peanuts is almost 1000 calories
    its literally a fricking handful
    if you cant eat a handful of peanuts a day then just have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1 small bag of peanuts is almost 1000 calories
      Its literally not
      >its literally a fricking handful
      Its literally not

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >150g is a lot
        are you 4'10? you can snack on that in literally 5 minutes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All I'm saint is that that isnt a "handful"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty certain nutrition facts are entirely inaccurate.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a 50lb bucket of butter flavored coconut oil (movie theater popcorn butter) is more than 1000 servings and each serving is 120 calories each. costs less than $100.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat an XL pizza every night for dinner.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't lift till you've had a meal and a snack. Eat lots of carbs and protein like an hour or even less before lifting.

    >fat weight too
    Learn to cook and drink a lot, 1000 calories in alcohol is easy.

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