whats the first thing u would think when u see me? i used to post here, my face has aged 10 years in a span of 3 months

whats the first thing u would think when u see me?
i used to post here, my face has aged 10 years in a span of 3 months
ive started looking like a scary mofuka some people get visibily spooked when i turn my head

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Giddy

    I think "dang, that's a tough looking hombre"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thx

      >ive started looking like a scary mofuka some people get visibily spooked when i turn my head
      yeah sure, you look like a methhead

      yeah and im honestly happier with this look then my previous one
      idk what happened i even gained a lot of weight recently, went from 68 kg to 75 kg but my face just got meaner and leaner lookin

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly wouldn't think much of you unless you got in my way or did some silly shit like behind the neck press on the bench press.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ive started looking like a scary mofuka some people get visibily spooked when i turn my head
    yeah sure, you look like a methhead

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ape face
    or something like that

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh you gained the weight back?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah ive stopped counting my calories and shit and now my weight stays between 74-76 kg.
      i highly doubt ill ever go back to going into that 80-90 kg range again

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My literal first thought is that you look like General Zod from the movie Man of Steel. You look pretty fit but you should look for a better haircut

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old man hair

    Use some conditioner lad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ye can someone tell me, why my hair straight up started growing upright instead of just hanging there? is there an explanation for that? my hair has always just hanged there now its like each strand of my hair has an erection

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What product do you use on it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shampoo head and shoulders

          You look stressed, like you’re angry, and just plain mean.

          i am stressed, but i wouldnt say im mean to people
          idk who wouldnt be stressed painting walls every fuckign day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Use conditioner

            Also do cardio

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Genuinely use a separate shampoo and conditioner, not head and shoulders cause that shit is really bad for your hair. Shampoo first then rinse, then put a little bit of conditioner through it, leave it for about a minute, then rinse it again. Might be worth going to a barber (a good one not some cheap shit mom and pop place) or a beauty salon (women and fags are way better at this stuff) and getting advice/opinions on how to style your hair and take care of it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You change your diet recently? My hair got thicker from biotin when I started eating more eggs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i just eat random things to be honest

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You look stressed, like you’re angry, and just plain mean.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have seen some shit

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wide

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move my wallet from my back pocket to my front pocket.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah so this is the kind of reaction people have when they see me recently, they get spooked a little bit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have a mean-looking face. Chin beard adds to it. If I saw you in a rougher part of my city I would watch you out of the corner of my eye.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You look like your average Slav. I'd imagine you spend a lot time squatting outside the gym entrance with an adidas hoddie and a cigarette in your mouth. Maybe a couple Baltika beer bottles scattered around you.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tummy

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You look like the guys who drive big trucks and listen to five-finger death punch and wear military themed clothing because you are so concerned about looking "tough" all the time.
    You look like the guy who deliberately owns pitbulls and Rottweilers because you get a kick out of scaring your neighbours.
    You look like the guy who hates anything 'liberals' say.

    I think you look stressed, or eternally angry. I know it's just me stereotyping your looks but that's the vibe I get from you. Unusually violent, aggressive and doesn't take responsibility, I've known plenty of these people and I dislike all of them.
    Good body though.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce bee

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heres another angle of my fucked up looking head
    im not trying to force my eyes a certain way, thats the way my eyes rest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyday this shit happens where im walking trough the street and people are visibly spooked
      tbh i even started eating a lot more too on purpose in the hope that my face becomes more fat again, but it just doesnt happen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      learn how to "smile with your eyes". I don't really know how to explain it but there is a friendly expression that you can make, without smiling, that is only communicated with your eyes. Look up 'smizing' it's a legit thing that models do. Also wouldn't hurt to actually smile more generally.

      I used to have a really mean face, I had strangers tell me on several occasions that I looked like a psycho or like I would fight someone at the drop of a hat. Now people tell me I have a really friendly face, my girlfriend laughed when I told her I used to freak people out with my expression until I showed her an old photo lel. I never actually practised the whole smizing thing, I think I just figured it out naturally and then found out about it afterwards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the eyes never lie, but you can't really fake an expression with your eyes i believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you look like max payne

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your face looks better when its a little bit rugged. Increases your masculinity/attractiveness so good job on that. And bro, you gotta schizo/new age/guru max and you'll get laid. You'll be the fit mystical schizo wizard. Women will eat that shit up

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chud

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a haircut, workout your neck, and fix your facial expression and you’ll be alright.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If i was you i would either shave the beard or allow it all to grow evenly.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who else ScaryMode maxxing?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a vatnik with fetal alcohol syndrome.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hackenschmidt reborn. Please tell me you're a fighter and/or wrestler

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bruce bee you're bulking up again? you were a shredded cunt last time i saw you

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you look like that youtuber Browney

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how’d you build those obliques???

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The guy from Sum 41 is getting pretty jacked.

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