what's the healthiest stuff I can ask at a bar?

what's the healthiest stuff I can ask at a bar?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cranberry Juice or water

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cranberry juice
      What, do you got your period?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        autism? funny autiasm?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got that reference.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milkshake :3

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken wings (baked, plain hot sauce) and no fries.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) Water
    2) Scotch
    3) anything but beer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is scotch better than beer?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scotch barely has any calories and it won't take long for you to get tipsy. On top of that it has little to no sugar.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a ketolard thing. He's saying beer is the worst because it has some carbs. They think alcohol is healthier than carbs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          beer is bad because of the estrogens, ketoschizo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not keto, but beer has a frickton more calories than whisky, vodka. Also beer is filled with estrogen, literally an emasculating drink. Either drink scotch/vodka or troon out already.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            1) Water
            2) Scotch
            3) anything but beer

            its true that beer has more, but all alcohol has estrogen in it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >drink whiskey
          wait a second, thats not keto. So you admit the "keto" guru you hate so much does not even follow the diet and conuma carb heavy foods

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cum

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to ask the right person

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Club soda with lime.
    Water that keeps alcoholics from bothering you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I never thought of that. I might try that next time. Alcoholics literally can't help themselves and have to either autistically start asking questions, or start trying to force you to drink.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to start
    >1 pint of beer (non-troony)
    >3 shots of vodka
    >a cigarette
    >play some pool
    >take a huge shit in the bathroom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My usual is
      >pint
      >pint
      >someone tries to order a shot [% of success]
      >pool
      >pint
      >darts
      >piss the bathroom

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>piss the bathroom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know I'll regret asking but whats troony beer?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bud light

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bartender here
    All the fit people ever order is Tito’s and soda (I personally like kettle one), with maybe a splash of cran. Some older in shape guys will do like crown and diet! wienertail wise though? They’re all loaded with sugar, and no bar food is IST approved! So there’s that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      here
      How weird is it to go to a bar JUST for the food? I was driving past one once with my windows down, and it smelled good. I've never been to a bar though, so I'd feel out of place regardless.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, just go in and order soda water (club soda) with a lime! It’ll look like a gin and tonic or vodka soda. It’s a trick I used to do when I was DD! Or if I’m out soloing looking for sloots. I wouldn’t think it was weird but then again I’m chill and don’t really care what other people do as long as it isn’t interrupting my flow lol

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey soda in a pint glass

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get vodka on the rocks (120ish calories, should consume 3-4 for 500), or down a bottle of organic wine if I'm dining (500 calories)
    its manageable

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Directions on how to leave

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jagermeister. It's literally medicine.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    whiskey and vodka neat or on the rocks is all i can drink now. gin too but who drinks gin. glad i enjoyed beer and wienertails while i could rip digestive system

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I crippling myself socially if I only drink gin?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of gin?
        Hendricks gin is pretty good

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i didn’t mean it in a degrading way. just an acquired taste

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milk

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask for some water in shot glasses. Do the shots and make a sour face, but then just hang out and act normal. By the end of the night you'll be the most intelligent and well spoken person in the room despite faking a bunch of Vodka shots.
    I came up with this after a night of drinking where my friends told me they didn't know how much I had had to drink because I was pouring myself alcohol in a opaque cup, and I ended up vomiting before even demonstrating many of the symptoms my friends would've caught.

    Even funnier: ask for some shots of water in shot glasses and a glass of ice water or sugary chaser to wash it down better, it really sells the gimmick.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a martini as far as conventional wienertails go, just liquor and a bit of dry wine. Issue is martinis kinda suck and you're at risk of looking like a James Bond wannabe. Anything that's just liquor or with soda water is relatively low cal but still empty calories. Avoid liqueurs like Midori, Campari because theyre almost always all just sugar water and ethanol. Avoid sour mixes in whiskey sour, gimlet, daiquiri, etc for the same reason; maybe you can ask the bartender if he has sugarfree syrups though, in which case those suddenly become good options. A couple beers is probably fine for a single night drinking, Id probably pick something deliberately high alcohol like an imperial ipa or stout around the 9+% abv so you can drink less calories overall than multiple beers and still get buzzed. Similarly a single glass of wine isnt going to do you in either. This should be obvious but dont go to college bars, those places always have really sucky drinks, low hygiene, theyre loud and uncomfortable and no one wants to be working there. If this is you, Id only buy bottled beer because I guarantee they dont clean their lines and their draft and wienertails are going to be bad.
    >t. beverage student

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot to mention gin and diet tonic water as a good choice, similar wienertails are the moscow mule with diet ginger beer and the rum/jack and diet coke. If its not sugarfree, dont drink anything with tonic or ginger beer etc in it because it'll have more sugar than a soda. White college girls love ordering gin and tonic for their "diets" and theyre completely oblivious

  19. 10 months ago
    Shamrock

    Order a Mike Hawk. Secret code for people who wanna drink healthy.

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