What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you at the gym?

What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you at the gym?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be fat cunt
    going to gym and train between all the ISTpeople

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gym jester saw I had lifts on and called me out in front of the entire gym.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why you obsessed with this broad dude?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I have a mental illness.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sure do, buddy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fight between two people, after one make a joke about the other

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Doing power clean & jerk @70-80kg
    > clean the bar
    > moron comes close to me
    > (Him) too distracted by all the hoes' booties
    > Power jerk the bar
    > get hit in the shoulder
    > Yells at me "your hurt me" while holding his shoulder
    > Apologize briefly
    > Became more racist than yesterday

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 incidents and they both involve chinese people because I used to go to U of Toronto gym

    >Using squat stand
    >Unracking weight after tiring set
    >Didn't sleep well the night before
    >Unrack two 20kg plates off the side so it's 20kg bar, nothing and 40kg on the other side
    >Bar tips over because obviously it does because the memes about 'it's physics bro' are not real
    >Bar falls over, lands vertically in the holes on the ground with the bar standing up vertically
    >Look up and there is this <5ft tall chinese woman who almost got final destination'd

    >Want to use squat stand but it's in the middle of nowhere
    >Gym is crowded
    >Feeling exhausted so I'm like "fuck it I will pick it up with the bar on it"
    >Carrying it
    >Hit chinese gym staff guy in the head with the tip of the barbell as he is doing some personal training with a group of chinese people
    >"oops sorry"
    >"hey man watch it"
    >Looks like he wants to kick me out but is too beta
    >I still feel like shit and have a bad workout due to guilt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually now that I think about it, I think this happened on the same day

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be dyel noob
    >squatting 100kg for the first time
    >gym bro has his phone bluetoothed to the stereo system
    >fail on fifth rep of third set
    >gym bro had been watching all along
    >gym bro plays wah wah wah waaaaahhhh cartoon sad trombone sound effect over stereo system.
    >everybody looks at me and is laughing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hilarious if true

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like good motivation to improve

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I failed my bench press, got pinned under the bar, and someone had to save me.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    had my t-shirt inside out

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doing bent over rows
    >qt doing the same next to me
    >asks me for form tips
    >panic.exe
    >stutter through some half assed advice
    >she looks visibly confused
    >start unracking my weight for some reason
    >decide to demonstrate something for her
    >didn't unrack both sides
    >pull half weighted bar halfway up, weights fall off the other side
    >"aha...forgot to unrack..."
    >she stifles a laugh and just says thanks and goes back to her workout
    >never see her again
    i hate being interrupted
    if i had know she was gonna ask i could have been smooth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't kid yourself, you would have fucked it up even if you had a week to prepare something to say.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait isn't this that chick that dude in those trib threads keeps asking people to trib??

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Failed a 3pl8 deadlift for 3 reps despite doing 162kg for reps before.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Failed a 110 lb total squat and had to get chest lifted by someone. His gf scoffed at me. Very rude.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing ever that embarassing, I dropped the deadlift lever for loading weights on my foot, hurt for weeks after.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > finishing up my last set of squats
    > boomer comes up and asks if I'm almost done
    > about to say yeah im on my last set but I can't get the words out so I just stare at him stuttering for a few seconds
    > finally end up just saying yeah im all done
    > he asks if I'm sure and he doesn't mind waiting
    > I just move over to the Smith machine next to the rack and do my last set
    > he looks confused and then casually starts squatting over 3pl8s

    I got a home gym shortly after

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I told this story before. Still the most embarrassing moment I've ever had
    >regular at the gym I go to and always see a regular gym thot go there as well
    >one day the gym thot brings her friend, light skinned goblina with a fat ass, and a nice body.
    >don't care about that because I love her smile and she's always smiling
    >her friend deadlifts constantly but there's only one platform at the time
    >I use napkings to hold the bar before i use straps and notice she starts using napkins as well to deallift like me feel cool that she's copying me
    >finishing up deadlifting when i notice her waiting for it so tell her i'm done while smiling
    >she beelines to it and starts setting her stuff up
    >sit down on bench to grab my straps when I look up and her ass is in my face as she's already warming up
    >notice she's already using napkins when I'm able to look away from her huge ass practically in my face
    >we both see each other's eyes in the mirror in front of her
    >stand up and she finishes her set
    >'hey have you ever used straps before?'
    >she turns to me, walks past me within an inch of us touching as she doesn't look in my eyes and shakes her head no while beelinning it to the girls locker room
    >realize a good amount of people just saw the interaction and me getting blown off so soundly
    >immediately get red and hot from embarrassment that I almost run to the other side of the gym to hide practically
    >afterwards feel awkward cause she constantly would stare at me wherever she was in the gym
    I mean I'm not that much of a creep to go up to you again why was she so afraid of me?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably thought you meant strap on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shes autistic

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to kiss her

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened over ten years ago
    >decide to incline bench 135lbs as a brand new lifter
    >immediately get pinned under bar with barbell right above my face
    >it starts crushing my forehead
    >panic.exe
    >instead of rolling it down my body I push the barbell back behind my head
    >now I'm stuck with it squeezed between the back of my neck and the bench
    >some guy sees me squirming and comes running over to help
    >try to act normal
    >"haha it got away from me"
    >guy doesn't laugh

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably this
    >have sweaty ass
    >leave ass-sweat stain on the bench
    >walk away for a few seconds
    >come back and see some guy taking a picture of the stain

    what the fuck was his problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you confront him? 'hey pervert wtf are you doing I'm still using that.'

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either gay or "heheh I'm gonna post this on reddit for free karma"

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was doing RDL's and ripped my shorts while also not wearing underwear. I completed the workout too kek

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >walk in to gym
    >people looking at me
    >oh shit wtf
    >360 and walk away

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My shorts tore from top to bottom (yes, they're cheap) and you could see my bright red underwear whenever I sat down in any machine. Luckily, my instructor is a very nice dude and lent me his pants (not the ones he was wearing, obviously, but the ones he keeps at the gym).

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While I was doing squats one of the employees came up to me and told me I needed to put clamps on the bar

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