What's the procedure to voluntarily let scientists experiment on you?

What's the procedure to voluntarily let scientists experiment on you? I see all these "scientist remove myostatin in mice" or "scientist boost test in mice through stem cells in balls" or "scientists increase mice height by injecting stem cells into mice growth plates" but they never go beyond mice.

What's the procedure for guys like me who want to risk being the mouse and be the experiment?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They never go beyond mice
    Uhhh sorry anon. We can't unlock extra 20% lifespan, greater intelligence and strength in humans because... just because.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >20% lifespan
      You can already, just live healthy and be stress free
      >greater intelligence
      Well there's multiple types of intelligence, but generally micronutrient and healthy fat minmaxxing will make you more intelligent
      >and strength
      It's called eating and training hard. Can also take steroids, so yeah it's been invented

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you think that mouse on the right did any of those things? u dumb moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the recent research into these fields that hasn't been applied.
        >live healthy and stress free
        Mice that lived healthy and stress free grew old and sick and died far earlier than those treated with neural stem cells. Old mice given the cells began behaving as if they were young again, performing highly on agility and cognitive tests.
        >eating and training hard
        Doesn't even get you close to what could be achieved with genetic modification. Your muscles get bigger and denser but they're still dyel human muscles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just standard human lifespan, intelligence and strength.
        We're talking about an actual tangible increase.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if this shit ever gets passed on to humans life will just be pay to win.. i heard that chinas already trying this shit on athletes though, so prepare to have all your favorite sports dominated by chinks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?
      I’ve had a hunch for a while that the Chinese Olympic program exists to create an oriental biological Übermensch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guy on the right is 3 ft tall

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Chinese are ruthlessly ambitious, keen to keep up with and surpass the tech of the West and Japan, and are unfettered by inconvenient concepts like democracy or human rights.

        I have no doubts whatsoever that they are doing some incredibly shady shit. I mean, it's an open secret at this point that they have Uighur organ farms, imagine the stuff they put effort into keeping classified.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will never happen because of ethics boards. Ethics boards are the gatekeepers or science, and all of them are staffed by women and bugmen. A relative is on one and through her I've met many.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish ethics bords werent a thing. Imagine the amount of progress we can make as a species? So many problems can be solved.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wish ethics bords werent a thing
        I hate to say it but they're kind of necessary not so much that we don't do "forbidden science" just so that we don't do so much dumb fucking science leads no where and produces nothing but suffering. Most science is already pretty fruitless on a good day and it's almost a numbers game. Now imagine if you didn't have any kind of early stage filter trying to narrow that down at all.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can sign up for clinical trials.
    You can choose what trials you sign up for but you cannot choose specific experiments.
    What you would want to do is contact colleges/labs that are preforming the specific trial you want and attempt to volunteer.
    That will start you down an incredibly long ~5-10 year process of getting the ethics board to approve.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will never happen because of ethics boards. Ethics boards are the gatekeepers or science, and all of them are staffed by women and bugmen. A relative is on one and through her I've met many.

      Theoretically what if you did it in a state like Indiana that has "Right to Try" and use it as a loophole to get around FDA/Ethics board?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not overly familiar with the right to try but it looks like it's only available to terminally ill people.
        I guess you could argue that it applies to everyone as we are all technically terminally ill due to aging...
        But that's something that would also take years through the courts and they probably wouldn't side with you.
        Best option is to dig up some dirt on the ethics board members for your specific study and blackmail them.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically, what if these trials just let you inject yourself similar to those "penis enlargement by stem cell" places that will set the cells up for you, but you have to inject them yourself?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here know anything about crispr? I want to fuck with it and remove my own myostatin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theres kits online and its expensive. You really have to know what you are doing or else there will be dire consequences so get studying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need more than kits, if you want ti get serious then you gotta build a entire labratory, some people have labratorys in their garage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could lads from IST get together with lads from IST and IST and create our own myostatin remover from crispr? If we put our heads together it should be possible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah why not? Our autism is going to be put to good use.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't actually want myostatin mutations. You know what happens when your muscle grows out of control? Your heart is made of muscle too. You die.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not backed up in reality. Myostatin deficient people have normal lifespans.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's probably thinking of HGH people like Rich Piana.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do crispr on muscle. You could introduce a myostatin mutation pretty easy but you’re only going to get successful editing of a single allele in a fraction of my nuclei, probably not enough to have any measurable effect. If you wanted to do it your self you could get the cloning done for you pretty easily and grow up enough plasmid to make aav. The trouble would be growing enough aav for a human sized dose, you need a real lab. Not that it matters, editing efficiency is too low.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            myonuclei*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do crispr on muscle. You could introduce a myostatin mutation pretty easy but you’re only going to get successful editing of a single allele in a fraction of my nuclei, probably not enough to have any measurable effect. If you wanted to do it your self you could get the cloning done for you pretty easily and grow up enough plasmid to make aav. The trouble would be growing enough aav for a human sized dose, you need a real lab. Not that it matters, editing efficiency is too low.

          I could give you a kid with the mutation though. But you guys will have to find women to carry your children so its probably even less likely.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do creatine and epicatechin actually work as myostatin inhibitors?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That image was uncalled for, nice ass tho

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if we could actually harness this tech for humans. Smarter than the most brilliant minds in history. Strong as a chimp, immune to diseases, 2 meters tall, perfect looks. You'd be a literal ubermensch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They eventually will. But it won’t be ubermensch. It will be office workers that are immune to depression and anxiety. Perfect little worker bees

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its called yk-11 might fuck your heart though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yk 11 is 100% the most dangerous Sarm. Do not take that shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is it a SARM or Steroid?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the procedure to voluntarily let scientists experiment on you?
    We've done this for the last 2.5 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vokuntarily
      Not quite, my man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For majority of people it was, which made it no problem to mandate.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the procedure for guys like me who want to risk being the mouse and be the experiment?
    Never gonna happen, thank the UN and all the human rights crap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as they still allow cutting baby penis "muh human rights" is bullshit.

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