What’s the safest martial arts to learn?

What’s the safest martial arts to learn? I did BJJ a year ago but it was kinda gay with all the rolling on the floor and I’m pretty sure it gave me tinnitus when one retard I was rolling with decided to somersault on my head. Also they made me roll with a disabled person once and I almost vomited when his stumpy foot touched my face. Then I tried boxing which was a lot more fun and intuition based but I got paranoid because of all the head hitting. Also boxing lacks and takedowns and submission which sucks.

What can I do? Should I just buy a gun and not waste my time with martial arts? I feel like I’m being left behind because every other man I know is doing some sort of martial arts.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judo or karate are going to be your options if you care about not getting hit in the head/injured and still being able to defend yourself somewhat, or just get huge lifting weights, though combining that would be better if you dont care about becoming proficient and compete at them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >karate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Faggy take on karate. So long as you're not training at some shitty mcdojo karate is alright. Just as good as any other TMA.

        https://i.imgur.com/VuDy6Xa.jpg

        What’s the safest martial arts to learn? I did BJJ a year ago but it was kinda gay with all the rolling on the floor and I’m pretty sure it gave me tinnitus when one retard I was rolling with decided to somersault on my head. Also they made me roll with a disabled person once and I almost vomited when his stumpy foot touched my face. Then I tried boxing which was a lot more fun and intuition based but I got paranoid because of all the head hitting. Also boxing lacks and takedowns and submission which sucks.

        What can I do? Should I just buy a gun and not waste my time with martial arts? I feel like I’m being left behind because every other man I know is doing some sort of martial arts.

        Pretty much any TMA that isn't some straight up weeb shit like aikido will be all right.

        Judo or karate are going to be your options if you care about not getting hit in the head/injured and still being able to defend yourself somewhat, or just get huge lifting weights, though combining that would be better if you dont care about becoming proficient and compete at them.

        Honestly what this guy said, but muay thai instead of karate. You want one striking style and one grappling style that focuses on throws & takedowns. Judo is nice because it will still teach you enough rolling to know how to fall and how to escape, without focusing way to hard on submission shit that is only applicable in a strict 1v1. I know some fag is gonna chime in and talk about how great BJJ is. Look im not saying submissions don't have their place, like in a bedroom with another gay, I'm just saying that if you go for an armbar against a member of a pack of morons, you're going to get curb stomped into oblivion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          MT has a lot of head strikes lol, even in light sparring

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just as good as any other TMA.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is consistently successful in an MMA setting
        Kneel.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >consistently successful

          Aside from wonder boy there's like 3 karate guys in all MMA and no champions lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judo and aikido wrist locks mixed in with pic related.

      Judo because that's what all military and law enforcement teach because it's incredibly effective. Also being thrown to the ground hurts more than being punched.

      Aikido because wristlocks are very effective in many situations, try them with someone and see what I mean. You can read any combative training book from the 60s and they'll mention wristlocks.

      Pic rel is a good endurance and general stamina/strength training program.

      Judo

      Is Judo actually safe? Naively speaking, getting thrown on the floor repeatedly sounds like an easy way to get injured. At the very least, I imagine your brain does not like bouncing around in the skull so violently.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm pretty sure the first thing they teach you is how to fall, but idk.

        Judo is great fun but you will definitely get injured, probably quite frequently, once you start doing randori. Every competitive judoka I know is always dealing with some kind of injury. You just gotta weigh up the pros with the cons.
        t. competitive brown belt

        like sprains and jammed fingers here and there or life altering injuries? I wouldn't mind the former but I don't wanna fuck up my shoulder and never be able to press again or even worse become paralyzed or some shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first things you're taught in Judo is how to fall. It might sound silly but there really is a simple technique to it. Plus you train on mats so...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Judo is definitely not safer than striking sports like boxing. That's what chicks to to stay fit.
        With judo a white belt who have no idea what he's doing could hurt you pretty bad

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    collarbone injury very common in judo

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to do wrestling
    >search wrestling classes near me
    >find wrestling gym with gym in the fucking name
    >95% of classes are BJJ classes
    >try to search for MMA classes instead hoping to get wrestling and boxing classes
    >95% of the time timetable is BJJ (with gi)
    Fuck BJJ

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think contact sport is gay then you should do something less gay like ballet or horse polo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would horse polo be gay?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horses are gay also they don't even ride horses https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polo_pony

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take up hockey, and sign up for coed hockey tournaments and ram women when you go into the corners

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judo and aikido wrist locks mixed in with pic related.

    Judo because that's what all military and law enforcement teach because it's incredibly effective. Also being thrown to the ground hurts more than being punched.

    Aikido because wristlocks are very effective in many situations, try them with someone and see what I mean. You can read any combative training book from the 60s and they'll mention wristlocks.

    Pic rel is a good endurance and general stamina/strength training program.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judo

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judo is great fun but you will definitely get injured, probably quite frequently, once you start doing randori. Every competitive judoka I know is always dealing with some kind of injury. You just gotta weigh up the pros with the cons.
    t. competitive brown belt

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I do enough judo for fun, will my liftan increase?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything actually good and effective isn’t safe. BJJ, wrestling, and judo are basically 100% chance of injury eventually. Boxing, MT, good karate will all have injury and brain damage potential. Martial arts for self defense is generally stupid and a complete waste of time. It takes a long time to get good or even competent. Lots of time, effort, and money to have the edge in an unarmed one on one fight that can almost always be avoided. Just train what you like and will keep you in good shape, but anything that makes you good at fighting requires fighting. Fighting guarantees injury. I’m a BJJ brown belt, training over ten years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t have to become competitive to fuck up some retard without any training most of the important how hanging fruit takes probs only a few months after that it’s all demonising returns

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to learn judo but I found martial arts classes to be an incredibly awkward and uncomfortable experience. I think the only way I could learn would be to have individual coaching sessions, and I'm not sure those exist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      grow balls, gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gonna cost more otherwise you'll have to find some cool old secret master to train you. more people = more money to keep the place afloat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One on ones are just as awkward
      t. one of the only BJJ guys to frequently attend after class boxing sessions which were later cancelled due to lack of attendees

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah ok. I guess maybe it's just the format. It's like an awkward dance session: "Ok I'm going to move like this, you also move like this"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I trained at two judo places and both featured 30 mins randori for both tachiwaza and newaza. The "dance" training to which you refer is just to learn technique. You'll find the same thing with any style. I do basically the same thing with combinations at muay thai. For example: jab slip hook cross hook check body kick

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >safest martial arts
    How dumb can one really be

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally anything as long as the gym is legit. If they're sparring hard outside of fight prep it's a pretty big red flag.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judo is fairly safe as long as you don't mind friction burns on your toe knuckles.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    muay thai + bjj

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you’re sparring hard, there is nothing wrong with being hit in the head.

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