Look into lotions and then talk to a aesthetician or plastic surgeon. The practice of "derma-rolling" has some backing behind it, but it should be done professionally.
Finally, if you want the really long shot, tech-bro-science, then look into water only fasting to induce celluar autophay. Some people have made wild claims of old injuries healing after it.
dear anons, please, do your spouse a favor and buy good old animal fat, same as used for cooking, and lotion your pregnat partner with it every night. It worked for your grandmas, it will work for you as well. You have to help loosen the skin and prepare it for babys sprout-growth. The biggest one comes i njust about last two months, when the babys organs are formed, and then it just doubles in size.
Imagine that being case with triplets and you get OPs pick
usually, if you dont prepare for it and take care of your body during pregnancy, the reuslt for most women are only strech-marks
For women, generaly durig thrid -fourth pregnancy, their abs might also separte, making them look flaby.
But the OPs pick must have been some extreme case, such as tight dry skin with triplets inside her... Or the baby went through a insane grow-sprout and she gave birth to some five kilo monster.
https://weight-loss-side-effects.netlify.app/
Get started while losing weight, not after. It will get better but depending on how fat you were it won't go away.
i was just thinking that it would've looked a little cool if i didnt already know how those marks were formed. maybe jacked with these would actually look decent?
If you wait long enough it should mostly tighten up. This is assuming you only dropped less than 50 pounds. For people who go from 450 to 200 or some extreme shit their only option is surgery.
Depends completely on ones age, genetics and the speed at what one would lose weight.
For an average adult male with a healthy / balanced diet 65 pounds should not be an issue.
At least for me it wasnt, and sadly, I have to admit I have balloned such weight and pushed it down several times now over the course of last 10 or so years. The "worst" thing I have are like 3-5 small strechmarks on side of my butcheeks, not something to lose sleep over.
dear anons, please, do your spouse a favor and buy good old animal fat, same as used for cooking, and lotion your pregnat partner with it every night. It worked for your grandmas, it will work for you as well. You have to help loosen the skin and prepare it for babys sprout-growth. The biggest one comes i njust about last two months, when the babys organs are formed, and then it just doubles in size.
Imagine that being case with triplets and you get OPs pick
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usually, if you dont prepare for it and take care of your body during pregnancy, the reuslt for most women are only strech-marks
For women, generaly durig thrid -fourth pregnancy, their abs might also separte, making them look flaby.
But the OPs pick must have been some extreme case, such as tight dry skin with triplets inside her... Or the baby went through a insane grow-sprout and she gave birth to some five kilo monster.
You're American, aren't you. Reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode where Kramer lathered up in butter.
Surgery is the only proven method. Muscle gains can help take up some of the extra space but not all of it and depending on how fat you were you might not see any difference at all.
/fast/ gays claim extended fasting will get rid of it but I don't trust anything those nutjobs say.
Ahhhh thats some hellraiser shit bro
Scarier than hellraiser.
actions and lack of action have consequences. the skin is a brand, forever marking ex-fatties for their sloth-like nature.
Sunlight and fasting. Your body will heal a lot.
>Sunlight and fasting
>healing
Top kek
>attacking skin with radiation + starving yourself
is this the power of incel broscience?
Considering OP is most likely a NEET fatass, I think it'll actually help, kek
You're a fricking moron.
Fasting will for sure, not sure about sunlight.
Dermastamp/roller 1x a week until desired results are achieved.
the skin should tighten up over time if you keep lifting but only to a certain extent, if theres a metric frick ton its kinda just gonna stay loose
Look into lotions and then talk to a aesthetician or plastic surgeon. The practice of "derma-rolling" has some backing behind it, but it should be done professionally.
Finally, if you want the really long shot, tech-bro-science, then look into water only fasting to induce celluar autophay. Some people have made wild claims of old injuries healing after it.
Guessing OP's pic is from pregnancy, not from being a fricking fat piece of shit like OP
How, from giving birth to a bigger baby than she could carry?
triplets
42 and counting.
RIP
fat and pregnant*
Pregnancy doesn't make women look like a walking ballsack afterwards.
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usually, if you dont prepare for it and take care of your body during pregnancy, the reuslt for most women are only strech-marks
For women, generaly durig thrid -fourth pregnancy, their abs might also separte, making them look flaby.
But the OPs pick must have been some extreme case, such as tight dry skin with triplets inside her... Or the baby went through a insane grow-sprout and she gave birth to some five kilo monster.
Bathe in vitamin e gel
Maybe having triplets was not such a great idea.
Time
https://weight-loss-side-effects.netlify.app/
Get started while losing weight, not after. It will get better but depending on how fat you were it won't go away.
Same as treating hairloss and beard growth: microneedling
holy fricking shit that's horrific
The scars are your punishment for having spent years of your life mistreating your body. You don't get to get off scott free.
Looks kinda weird but would look cool if you get completely jacked
Like Deadpool
i was just thinking that it would've looked a little cool if i didnt already know how those marks were formed. maybe jacked with these would actually look decent?
Only way out of that nightmare, OP, you get fricking jacked or you get fricking jacked.
If you wait long enough it should mostly tighten up. This is assuming you only dropped less than 50 pounds. For people who go from 450 to 200 or some extreme shit their only option is surgery.
what about 65 lbs or so?
Depends completely on ones age, genetics and the speed at what one would lose weight.
For an average adult male with a healthy / balanced diet 65 pounds should not be an issue.
At least for me it wasnt, and sadly, I have to admit I have balloned such weight and pushed it down several times now over the course of last 10 or so years. The "worst" thing I have are like 3-5 small strechmarks on side of my butcheeks, not something to lose sleep over.
holy frick man i lost 92kgs and while theres a lot of hanging skin and it looks awful it doesnt look anywhere near THAT
You were a big guy.
For you.
There is none the marks are a permanent reminder and punishment for your gluttony and sloth
Looks familiar
Made for HWD.
In your case? No idea. Mine is a bit better after I had those kind of stretch marks about five years ago, so they should heal.
Surgery and dermatologist
i think that shit looks cool man. looks like a tree made of flesh, like you can see all the skin roots. kinda like an eldritch horror
Patience, maybe some scar cream. That's what they are at the end of the day, just scars
Damn Freddy K. really needs to hit the fricking gym.
This is when it's time for surgery I'd imagine.
That can't be healthy. Your body can't sweat through scar tissue -- it needs real skin.
yeah what in all seriousness is that shit, it doesnt look like stretch marks it looks like fricking ruptured epidermis
What does this feel like when you rub your fingers across it?
I imagine a sense of catharticism for the bearer.
Somewhere between honeycomb and egg cartons.
Is it weird I find this oddly satisfying? I want to run my fingers along it
this. i wanna touch. Not in like a sexual way it just looks "oddly satisfying".
Tretinoin, hyaloronic acid and surgical treatment (works way better when they're new and fresh)
OH GOD OH GOD WTF
looking at this gives me the hebejebes
dear anons, please, do your spouse a favor and buy good old animal fat, same as used for cooking, and lotion your pregnat partner with it every night. It worked for your grandmas, it will work for you as well. You have to help loosen the skin and prepare it for babys sprout-growth. The biggest one comes i njust about last two months, when the babys organs are formed, and then it just doubles in size.
Imagine that being case with triplets and you get OPs pick
You're American, aren't you. Reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode where Kramer lathered up in butter.
Surgery is the only proven method. Muscle gains can help take up some of the extra space but not all of it and depending on how fat you were you might not see any difference at all.
/fast/ gays claim extended fasting will get rid of it but I don't trust anything those nutjobs say.
is that from cushings or did you get pregnant? why the frick are they so deep
THE SLAMPIG OF MY DREAMS!!!
If you turn ops picrel upside down it looks like a forest.
Freddy krueger? Is that you?
Dry fasting
>Unhinged snake oil salesman
>salesman
>sell nothing
>Unhinged snake juice evangelist
Fix'd
if you guys ever get a girlfriend and she becomes pregnant you're in for a treat bros
Literally makes me wanna puke
suicide
mods I'm pretty sure that's a scrotum