What's the worst case scenario?

I'm getting this shirt for an upcoming race in my hometown but I'm put on a little weight due to two different overuse injuries. Best case scenario is I met a cute girl; worst case scenario an unflattering photo of me being skinny fat gets put in the newspaper and everyone laughs at me. What's the worst that could happen?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have the hoodie it makes everyone know you're gay.

    • 1 month ago
      I ignore women

      I'm glad I didn't buy the hoodie, the only person I've seen wearing it is a lesbian.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why would you frickin think about buying a barbie movie shirt in tie dye bro? you wanna look like a frickin clown?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    actual case scenario: nobody gives a shit, shirt has zero effect on outcome of the day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      besides coming out in a public setting that is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have the hoodie it makes everyone know you're gay.

        Not worried about the gays, I just know I got fat. Just preparing myself for the humiliation ritual. I've been told I look like Ryan Gosling. I jokingly would say I'm discount Ryan Gosling but I'm afraid I'm going to be the Meth Damon version but fat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think you'll get a lot of grinder matches with that shirt and that body. Best of luck with your adult diaper expenses

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sup mr bear.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          File was too big, I think I reduced it wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ya bud, the file is what's too big you're right.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this isnt you got fat but you have tiny ass muscles and look like shit because you dont know how to train muscles correctly

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NPCs have already forgotten about that movie. No one will say anything.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he paid for this
    Tank top screams, “why yes, I do fellate mad glizzwalds, how could you tell?”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a 10k race which I expect to finish around 45, sitting for sub 40 though. I'm not wearing a full t shirt at a race like some pleb walking boomer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I ran 4:03 in college and I wear shorts and a t-shirt to every 5K I run

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shooting* for sub 40. Next thing you'll suggest is to wear one of these.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >worst case scenario an unflattering photo of me being skinny fat gets put in the newspaper and everyone laughs at me
    fricking delusional, you think anybody actually gives a frick about what the photos of the runners look like, let alone what anyone thinks of what you look like? Fricking delusional.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Photos get taken of the race, it's a big yearly event. People wear costumes and the newspaper takes photos, why wouldn't there be a chance that I would get an embarrassing photo taken of me?

      I ran 4:03 in college and I wear shorts and a t-shirt to every 5K I run

      It's hot and humid where the race takes place. I wear t-shirts when I train and I had this plan to wear the shirt for the race when the movie came out, it's only now after two injuries and 15 lbs heavier that I regret this decision but none the less, I'm going through with it.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IDK anon, the insecurity in your post makes it sound like you don’t really believe you are kenough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't but I'm doing it anyway

      this isnt you got fat but you have tiny ass muscles and look like shit because you dont know how to train muscles correctly

      Had to stop running because of IT band overuse issues running 10k every other day, then tore something in my shoulder and couldn't do any presses. My metabolism went to shit and continued eating the same, maybe more because I want getting the endorphins anymore.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Guys look at me I'm a huge homosexual": The Shirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In case no one's ever told you... You are Kenough

  8. 1 month ago
    cuckdynasty

    i am sneeduck

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