What's their routine?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bodice rips x infinity

    for the record Johanna Lyndsey (rip) is really good. Fires of Winter is my favorite of hers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bodice rips are a good back/biceps exercise but you need more than that. Pushing comely maidens down onto a bed or giving a good hard spank for the pecs is also needed.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask Mike o hearn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the greatest natty of all time

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, notice they are all white, race pill strikes again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Off white. Mutt pill strikes again.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WTF they are all white but some of them are suntanned. The only mixed romance novels are really weird, like, "This BLACK woman is in love with an ENGLISH prince and they have forbidden love because she's a BLACK as COAL AFRICAN and he's SUPER PALE" it's fucking weird. It made me super uncomfortable even before I became a racist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Off white
        Lol, they're just tanned

        WTF they are all white but some of them are suntanned. The only mixed romance novels are really weird, like, "This BLACK woman is in love with an ENGLISH prince and they have forbidden love because she's a BLACK as COAL AFRICAN and he's SUPER PALE" it's fucking weird. It made me super uncomfortable even before I became a racist.

        I mean it's cuz even black chicks want white guys they just delude themselves by saying shit like pink dick makes me gag to cope for the fact that white men aren't attracted to them like that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black fiction literally had their own section in the local library until not too long ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most romance novel cover men are sc*ttish and half of the remaining ones are naked but the painting is cropped strategically. What is it with women and fictional sc*ts?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just that powerful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That guy is clearly Sicilian, not Greek.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't read too many romance novels. If you read three hours less each night for a year, you will have an extra month and a half to succeed in.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lost

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they are all also male models that that 95% of white guys will never be able to compete with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lol, notice they are all white, race pill strikes again
      So now Italians are white uh? how convenient

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        North Italians definitely pass as White. Sicilians are usually gnomish. Italians can get really fit, though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Norf Eyetalian cope. Sicilians have superior Norman genetics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Franco Columbo

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder this is what women want. Women who say they want "dad bod" are either lying, fat or have a conception of "dad bod" that means "a really built dude around 12-15% body fat but not dehydrated or spaytanned or greased up in baby oil"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left is what they mean, right is what buzzfeed articles want you to think they mean.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also notice that they're all manlets. The women have to squat down to rub their faces on the men's chests. Strange. Wonder why women's porn features men under 6'0".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk Green Dress is halfway to taking the guy's pants off

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying any of those physiques are attainable natty
    God dammit why are women's standards so high?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fantasy. Men love Victoria's Secret models (before they hired ugly ones), that doesn't mean they get to date them irl.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is that any woman can look like a Victoria's Secret model if they just put down the fucking fork.
        Even if you roid, it would take years to look like any of the men in OP's pic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incel detected. Losing weight in a healthy way would take just as long as a couch potato man to build decent musculature. Even just looking half as good as those guys will land you a decent girl, which is reasonably obtainable for any man who lifts consistently 3 times a week. If you weren't physically active years ago then you are just as bad as fat women and the fact you don't realize that is embarrassing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eating balanced meals and maintaining a strict routine to build muscle is easier than literally doing nothing
            I hate fatties so fucking much holy shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm floored that you think any woman could become a Victoria's Secret model if they tried, but I think your optimism is endearing. I did pick the wrong example. It's more like how men like the women drawn by Frank Franzetta, but good luck dating one irl.
          Sidenote, did Frank Franzetta get cancelled or something? Why can't I find his art any more?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's more like how men like the women drawn by Frank Franzetta, but good luck dating one irl.
            The absolutely state of Muttmerica.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand. Frank Franzetta women have huge, muscular thighs, fit arms, and gravity-defying boobs, and little trim waists. They mostly look at the male subject of the drawing with unfettered adoration. Can I find women like that so easily?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >any woman can look like a Victoria's Secret model if they just put down the fucking fork.
          Body maybe, face? No way.
          >Even if you roid, it would take years to look like any of the men in OP's pic
          You're a man stop being a whiny gay and enjoy the struggle.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. VS models have very specific measurements
          >tall
          >long legs in proportion to torso
          >hourglass figure that has to fit standard model measurements because you are meant to fit into all the clothes high fashion designers make (obviously not tailored for you)

          and you think these women are common simply because you don't go outside and actually look at the way people irl look

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >any woman can look like a Victoria's Secret model
          A-Anon I...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fantasy. Men love Victoria's Secret models (before they hired ugly ones), that doesn't mean they get to date them irl.

      Genetics trumps hard work and dedication.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anadrol, cumcums and vigorous sex with middle aged wiminz.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right here bro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG2s7q4EUXs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/WiqeXHp1BsU

      Holy shit I had no idea this was a thing

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck, I wish girls still dressed that way at the gym. I don't care about your bellybutton, I wanna see you crotch.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being drawn by someone who hates their life x failure

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a Germania or Spaniard BVLL.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do women still read these? Or do they just watch lesbian porn now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women still read those. They love the idea of a man who can have multiple women just choosing one and sacrificing for her. Totally unrealistic of course but it gets their juices going.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The muslim saying for that is, "You take as many wives as you can stand"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll lie about it to themselves and each other, though.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but this guy has a babyhand

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAIT! Where are all the guys with dadbods women are supposed to be attracted to? Very odd!

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aF8OK9q.png

      Can any female (girl) who has read these (and not 50 shades) give us a sum up of how these leading men act and sex?
      I don't want to read this shit, but it seems incredibly useful information is in here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are no fems here bro only trannies and your run of the mill bulldike

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no theres that one self hating negress that makes threads every now and then

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People post actual advice here all the time. You gays always seethe at it.

        Go read a book you dumb cunt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just watch a chick flick romance like the Notebook or something. The man is masculine, definitely leads the situation in the bedroom, but spends a ton of time making the woman feel good, even in situations that aren't immediately leading to sex. Lots of cuddling and shit like that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've watched those before and the guy is pretty much just funny (women humor funny) and good looking also usually a little retarded

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Viking Captive guy has a fuckin He-Man sword.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if that's supposed to symbolize something

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's their routine?
    high test Chad thundercock with great hair and body x failure (jk there's no failing when you're a CHAD)

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