Bodice rips are a good back/biceps exercise but you need more than that. Pushing comely maidens down onto a bed or giving a good hard spank for the pecs is also needed.
WTF they are all white but some of them are suntanned. The only mixed romance novels are really weird, like, "This BLACK woman is in love with an ENGLISH prince and they have forbidden love because she's a BLACK as COAL AFRICAN and he's SUPER PALE" it's fricking weird. It made me super uncomfortable even before I became a racist.
WTF they are all white but some of them are suntanned. The only mixed romance novels are really weird, like, "This BLACK woman is in love with an ENGLISH prince and they have forbidden love because she's a BLACK as COAL AFRICAN and he's SUPER PALE" it's fricking weird. It made me super uncomfortable even before I became a racist.
I mean it's cuz even black chicks want white guys they just delude themselves by saying shit like pink dick makes me gag to cope for the fact that white men aren't attracted to them like that.
Most romance novel cover men are sc*ttish and half of the remaining ones are naked but the painting is cropped strategically. What is it with women and fictional sc*ts?
Daily reminder this is what women want. Women who say they want "dad bod" are either lying, fat or have a conception of "dad bod" that means "a really built dude around 12-15% body fat but not dehydrated or spaytanned or greased up in baby oil"
Also notice that they're all manlets. The women have to squat down to rub their faces on the men's chests. Strange. Wonder why women's porn features men under 6'0".
The difference is that any woman can look like a Victoria's Secret model if they just put down the fricking fork.
Even if you roid, it would take years to look like any of the men in OP's pic
Incel detected. Losing weight in a healthy way would take just as long as a couch potato man to build decent musculature. Even just looking half as good as those guys will land you a decent girl, which is reasonably obtainable for any man who lifts consistently 3 times a week. If you weren't physically active years ago then you are just as bad as fat women and the fact you don't realize that is embarrassing.
>eating balanced meals and maintaining a strict routine to build muscle is easier than literally doing nothing
I hate fatties so fricking much holy shit.
I'm floored that you think any woman could become a Victoria's Secret model if they tried, but I think your optimism is endearing. I did pick the wrong example. It's more like how men like the women drawn by Frank Franzetta, but good luck dating one irl.
Sidenote, did Frank Franzetta get cancelled or something? Why can't I find his art any more?
I don't understand. Frank Franzetta women have huge, muscular thighs, fit arms, and gravity-defying boobs, and little trim waists. They mostly look at the male subject of the drawing with unfettered adoration. Can I find women like that so easily?
>any woman can look like a Victoria's Secret model if they just put down the fricking fork.
Body maybe, face? No way. >Even if you roid, it would take years to look like any of the men in OP's pic
You're a man stop being a whiny homosexual and enjoy the struggle.
Nah. VS models have very specific measurements >tall >long legs in proportion to torso >hourglass figure that has to fit standard model measurements because you are meant to fit into all the clothes high fashion designers make (obviously not tailored for you)
and you think these women are common simply because you don't go outside and actually look at the way people irl look
Women still read those. They love the idea of a man who can have multiple women just choosing one and sacrificing for her. Totally unrealistic of course but it gets their juices going.
Can any female (girl) who has read these (and not 50 shades) give us a sum up of how these leading men act and sex?
I don't want to read this shit, but it seems incredibly useful information is in here
Just watch a chick flick romance like the Notebook or something. The man is masculine, definitely leads the situation in the bedroom, but spends a ton of time making the woman feel good, even in situations that aren't immediately leading to sex. Lots of cuddling and shit like that.
bodice rips x infinity
for the record Johanna Lyndsey (rip) is really good. Fires of Winter is my favorite of hers.
Bodice rips are a good back/biceps exercise but you need more than that. Pushing comely maidens down onto a bed or giving a good hard spank for the pecs is also needed.
Ask Mike o hearn
Who
the greatest natty of all time
Lol, notice they are all white, race pill strikes again
Off white. Mutt pill strikes again.
WTF they are all white but some of them are suntanned. The only mixed romance novels are really weird, like, "This BLACK woman is in love with an ENGLISH prince and they have forbidden love because she's a BLACK as COAL AFRICAN and he's SUPER PALE" it's fricking weird. It made me super uncomfortable even before I became a racist.
>Off white
Lol, they're just tanned
I mean it's cuz even black chicks want white guys they just delude themselves by saying shit like pink dick makes me gag to cope for the fact that white men aren't attracted to them like that.
Black fiction literally had their own section in the local library until not too long ago.
Most romance novel cover men are sc*ttish and half of the remaining ones are naked but the painting is cropped strategically. What is it with women and fictional sc*ts?
Just that powerful.
That guy is clearly Sicilian, not Greek.
>Don't read too many romance novels. If you read three hours less each night for a year, you will have an extra month and a half to succeed in.
lost
Yes, they are all also male models that that 95% of white guys will never be able to compete with.
>Lol, notice they are all white, race pill strikes again
So now Italians are white uh? how convenient
North Italians definitely pass as White. Sicilians are usually israeli. Italians can get really fit, though.
Norf Eyetalian cope. Sicilians have superior Norman genetics.
Franco Columbo
Daily reminder this is what women want. Women who say they want "dad bod" are either lying, fat or have a conception of "dad bod" that means "a really built dude around 12-15% body fat but not dehydrated or spaytanned or greased up in baby oil"
Left is what they mean, right is what buzzfeed articles want you to think they mean.
Also notice that they're all manlets. The women have to squat down to rub their faces on the men's chests. Strange. Wonder why women's porn features men under 6'0".
Idk Green Dress is halfway to taking the guy's pants off
>implying any of those physiques are attainable natty
God dammit why are women's standards so high?
Because it's fantasy. Men love Victoria's Secret models (before they hired ugly ones), that doesn't mean they get to date them irl.
The difference is that any woman can look like a Victoria's Secret model if they just put down the fricking fork.
Even if you roid, it would take years to look like any of the men in OP's pic
Incel detected. Losing weight in a healthy way would take just as long as a couch potato man to build decent musculature. Even just looking half as good as those guys will land you a decent girl, which is reasonably obtainable for any man who lifts consistently 3 times a week. If you weren't physically active years ago then you are just as bad as fat women and the fact you don't realize that is embarrassing.
>eating balanced meals and maintaining a strict routine to build muscle is easier than literally doing nothing
I hate fatties so fricking much holy shit.
I'm floored that you think any woman could become a Victoria's Secret model if they tried, but I think your optimism is endearing. I did pick the wrong example. It's more like how men like the women drawn by Frank Franzetta, but good luck dating one irl.
Sidenote, did Frank Franzetta get cancelled or something? Why can't I find his art any more?
>It's more like how men like the women drawn by Frank Franzetta, but good luck dating one irl.
The absolutely state of Muttmerica.
I don't understand. Frank Franzetta women have huge, muscular thighs, fit arms, and gravity-defying boobs, and little trim waists. They mostly look at the male subject of the drawing with unfettered adoration. Can I find women like that so easily?
>any woman can look like a Victoria's Secret model if they just put down the fricking fork.
Body maybe, face? No way.
>Even if you roid, it would take years to look like any of the men in OP's pic
You're a man stop being a whiny homosexual and enjoy the struggle.
Nah. VS models have very specific measurements
>tall
>long legs in proportion to torso
>hourglass figure that has to fit standard model measurements because you are meant to fit into all the clothes high fashion designers make (obviously not tailored for you)
and you think these women are common simply because you don't go outside and actually look at the way people irl look
>any woman can look like a Victoria's Secret model
A-Anon I...
Genetics trumps hard work and dedication.
Anadrol, cumcums and vigorous sex with middle aged wiminz.
Right here bro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG2s7q4EUXs
Holy shit I had no idea this was a thing
Frick, I wish girls still dressed that way at the gym. I don't care about your bellybutton, I wanna see you crotch.
Being drawn by someone who hates their life x failure
Being a Germania or Spaniard BVLL.
Do women still read these? Or do they just watch lesbian porn now
Women still read those. They love the idea of a man who can have multiple women just choosing one and sacrificing for her. Totally unrealistic of course but it gets their juices going.
The muslim saying for that is, "You take as many wives as you can stand"
They'll lie about it to themselves and each other, though.
Idk but this guy has a babyhand
WAIT! Where are all the guys with dadbods women are supposed to be attracted to? Very odd!
Can any female (girl) who has read these (and not 50 shades) give us a sum up of how these leading men act and sex?
I don't want to read this shit, but it seems incredibly useful information is in here
there are no fems here bro only trannies and your run of the mill bulldike
no theres that one self hating negress that makes threads every now and then
People post actual advice here all the time. You homosexuals always seethe at it.
Go read a book you dumb c**t
Just watch a chick flick romance like the Notebook or something. The man is masculine, definitely leads the situation in the bedroom, but spends a ton of time making the woman feel good, even in situations that aren't immediately leading to sex. Lots of cuddling and shit like that.
i've watched those before and the guy is pretty much just funny (women humor funny) and good looking also usually a little moronic
The Viking Captive guy has a frickin He-Man sword.
I wonder if that's supposed to symbolize something
>What's their routine?
high test Chad thunderwiener with great hair and body x failure (jk there's no failing when you're a CHAD)