What's your excuse?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My genetics sucks and i cant grow my beard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      minoxidil, anon
      worked like a charm for me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how long were you using for? I got some decent growth after a month but i'm not seeing any more progress

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont remember exactly because i used it years ago, but i think i did it for 3 months
          at first it didnt seem to work that much, but then when i participated in no shave november with a couple friends, the full beard came out like 2-3 weeks in

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so what, the first time you went that long without shaving you found you could suddenly grow a full beard? sus

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did minox for 2 years and still can't grow a beard. Some guys just don't have the hair follicles

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you lose your beard if you stop using it or is it permanent?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All non-fully developed ones are lost when you stop, non-developed ones develop if you keep using so nothing that cannot be avoided. Recommend HairCafe on YouTube for all things hair

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually ordered some the other day because apparently it works better for beard than for scalp and it was cheaper than expected. I have a decent beard but some thin spots so hopefully I'll be able to even it out.

        Though it already improved a ton with age, when I was 18 I could only grow a neckbeard and mustache.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it have any side effects? I always skipped anything about minoxidil because I thought I'd never use that shit but my 60% beard at age 25 is starting to become kinda embarrassing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Does it have any side effects?
          Second this, any drawbacks to using it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            dries your face out, might cause wrinkles

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks. Can you mitigate that with moisturizer?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's very little evidence that minoxidil works for beard growth. Only a single study tested minoxidil for the beard. This 2016 study , published in the Journal of Dermatology, found that a 3 percent minoxidil lotion performed just a little bit better than a placebo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      try being over 18

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my excuse for what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For not hinding your massive chiseled jawline under a beard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For not hiding your ugly face with copehair

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is my favorite post

        yes im a beardlet but i have a jaw and a chin

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balding, no chin and suck at photoshop.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is not the same fucking guy lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is chud.
      https://www.boredpanda.com/overweight-welshman-businessman-transformation-model-gwilym-pugh/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a ginger, this gives me hope.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chud is dumb. It looks like you've misspelled chub.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lost tons of weight
        >Got rid of the glasses and switched to contact lenses instead
        >Dyed his eye brows
        >Grew a majestic beard
        >Built some muscles
        >Got tattoos
        >Started his own band
        >Got a nose job
        >Started an Instagram account
        >Got first offers to work as a model
        >Quit his sedentary desk job
        >Moved to London
        >Never looked back

        We're all gonna make it.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't grow a full beard but been working on a van dyke. At least I'll get a pointy chin.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will soon transition

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seething starts in 3...2...1...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You look good bro no homo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks. nice to hear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre' enough bro no homo.

      But hop on fin if hairline been receeding.

      25yo+ women will be all over you but if you want younger you'll have to dye your beard and maybe eyebrows.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm 35, fucking 25yo would be fine. i will never dye anything. getting old with pride.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a manlet and a jawlet

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this fucking stupid hole in my beard, what could have caused it? Appeared last year, doesn't seem to get any bigger.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i get these when i am cutting. prob something to do with that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. Though I was bulking for few month during this year and it didn't grew back. Must be just all the stress.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here and in the same place. No idea why

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to the wonderful world of alapeca. Next it'll be your hair on your scalp.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop jerking off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just grow your beard big enough. I have a spot in my beard from a cyst when I was younger, and my longer beard hair covers it now.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have photographer friends and I don't want to pay for a faggy photoshoot

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    excuse?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch out, commies are after you, Nicolas!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry, they think I'm dead

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you at least built like him?
          nicky was jacked

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nicky was jacked
            oh please, by fit standards he is a do you even lift. What are you talking about?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the dude even had a personal gym installed in his bedroom

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you at least built like him?Are you at least built like him?
            judge yourself

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, you are basically his reincarnation.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              take back Russia then we take Constantinople

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you probably like it and while it's fun to play around with different hair styles etc... but that mustache looks mad gay bro. Not tryna be mean, just lookin out cuz I know people irl won't say it to your face.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a dog know the will of a lion?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the fuck up gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch out, commies are after you, Nicolas!

      don't worry, they think I'm dead

      KEK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch out, commies are after you, Nicolas!

      don't worry, they think I'm dead

      is tsarmaxxing viable??

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that depends are you okay with garden gnomes turning the common man against you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your hairline is going, onions imminent

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your hairline is going, onions imminent
        >he thinks DHT is what makes you soi and not being a flabby and weak person both mind and body

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH SHIT NICKY IS BACK AND IS PISSED
      GINGER COMMIE MIDGETS BETTER BE RUNNING

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm bald

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eyebrows darker
    >hair is darker
    >lost weight
    >phone cam selfie vs professional camera equipment
    >glasses vs no glasses
    >clothing put on specifically for the look and not as part of working at the office
    really?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >different nose
    >different hairline
    >different eyebrows
    yeah just grow a beard

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like having a full beard, I like my stubble beard

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not to start dyeing eyebrows and grow a homeless beard

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beard is cope. Every swe scoliosis soįboy nowadays rocks a beard as if an insecure woman who overdoes her make up.
    Just show your real face, a mustache is okay tho.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      soiboys wearing beards doesn't make them look better
      but men who can't grow a beard will hide their lack of male genetics by shaving
      even women can grow armpit hair, but a beard, thats only for males.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm indian

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he went from English to Scottish

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >different eyebrows
    >different nose
    >different eyes
    Yeah that is totally the same guy...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Picture on the left is him at 21, picture on the right is him at 32.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwilym_Pugh

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Height. Got everything else.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been blessed with a good jawline, not hiding it with a beard.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's in full cope mode lol. Everyone can see you squinting the eyes, his hair looks ridiuclous and the beard tells women you have no jaw instantly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet, he still gets work as an international model and you are seething on a cambodian sticker trading board

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah im sure you look better than a guy that works as a model, his eyes are literally open the same amount in both pictures, right pic simply looks up instead of forward like left.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The masculine clean shaven vs the basedboy cuck beard

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive, very nice, now lets see whats under the beard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other photo is right there.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does minox age you or cause any negative sides?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this even the same person? Eyebrows look way different. I call BS.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not subhuman so I don't need to cope with a beard
    Why do you ask?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because my hairline is receding entirely on one side and I hate it

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always had a shit hairline, thin hair and now balding so there was never a chance to begin with.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He already had
    >strong jaw
    >deepset, blue eyes
    >probably tall
    >compact mid face
    Besides the hairline and being chubby, dude had the whole package
    Dude just need to lose weight to become a model

    Dont believe me?
    Girls in his comment section will confirm this

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beards are for hiding your lack of defined jawline.
    t. beard haver trying to shed weight

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are two different people, and you can't change you face much

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My beard grows wit the moustache and triangle bit separate from the bulk of the beard and I hate it

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Letting the moustache get that long
    Have fun getting hair in your mouth when you eat, getting food in it, having it get in the way when you're making out with a chick

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this like what women do?
    the moment the guy in the right, don't have make up, or a good lighting, and start smiling like the guy on the left, all is ruined.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have brown eyes and am going bald

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the beards a fucking cope to hide his fat face and anyone can look photogenic with the right lighting and lens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Objective beauty" is a cope

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shave.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His jawline isn’t even that bad, he just had a double chin. Mine is way worse. My life literally changed for the better once my beard filled in during my early 20s. If I couldn’t grow a solid beard I would’ve either paid 50k out of pocket for jaw surgery or an heroed. It’s nutty how much the lower third affects how you’re perceived and how many people take it for granted.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm slovenly

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm an arab with a unibrow so i'll look like a terrorist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      be an ironic jihadi. make jokes like like shouting ALLAHU AKBAR and then do nothing, be like “haha made ya scared!”

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse for what? Looking a clean-shaven straight man? Beards are bitch curtains for insecure poseurs, especially combined with that fag haircut. You're not stuck in a hut in the mountains chopping wood for months, you're not fooling anyone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You're not stuck in a hut in the mountains chopping wood for months
      They wouldn't have perfectly groomed beards then, anyway.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see shit without my glasses. That's my excuse.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stay ugly to make life hard mode

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not like you have a choice.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is baiting me into growing my beard again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reject women, embrace beard

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips on grooming? When i used to have a long beard it looked alright when I'd freshly washed, oiled and brushed it, then 15mins later it was all straggly and messy, I've seen those heated brushes, but they also kinda look like a meme. Maybe i should've been trimming the sides better to shape it more?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I give mine a brush with a detangler for about 20 seconds, then use a thick bristle brush(the kind they use to brush nails clean) to settle it in, another 20 seconds or so. That's it, that's all you need to maintain a shape.
      If you want to change a shape,then oil can help to make it temporarily softer so it becomes easier to bend, being wet also helps to "reset" the shape.
      Oh and obviously how you trim your hair will determine it's over all shape most of the time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I've got a boar bristle brush and it did the job temporarily, but quickly got messy, i think i should've just been more on top of the trimming, rather than just letting it all go, should've kept it shorter at the sides

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          really though this more of a topic for IST

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This entire thread is "more of a topic for IST" you retard

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This entire thread is "more of a topic for IST"
              Yes.
              And this disproves my point how?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So fuck off to a different thread instead of bumping it

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a redhead so I'm not disgusting

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thin red eyebrows to thicker black eyebrows
    Yeah nah this is a different dude.

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