What's your gym nickname? And what is it's origin?

What's your gym nickname? And what is it's origin?
Mine is Clark kent because i have a big frame, handsome face and wear glasses

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your gym nickname is gay because youre always trying to suck off all the guys after their workouts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not true

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift at home

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't answer the question.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sprite Preet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT STINKY PREET?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice, back in school my ex gf and all her friends referred to me as superman because back then I was 190lb of coiled steel and hot

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Armpit, bet you can guess why

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never, EVER put diet coke and mentos in your ass

    Y’all know about the prostate gland? The male rub-to-cum? Yea that thing. This is the glorious story of how I tried (and failed) to stimulate it.

    I was drinking Pepsi and reading an article on how prostate stimulation intensifies orgasms. So, I had the genius idea of using coke to stimulate my ass. WCGW? I mean that the carbonation feels... good in my mouth, so It should work in my ass. As an engineer, there are many logistical challenges to bypass when trying to insert coke into one’s asshole.
    Now, with a half-assed plan, I went to the store. As I was checking out, I saw a pack mentos. Time to bring this to level two. I put back the original coke and bought diet coke instead. All 2 liters of glory.

    The disaster

    20 mins later...

    With three mentos in my ass, I gingerly lowered the rim to my rim and poured. The reaction was nearly instant. With the tidal force of a tsunami, the bottle was violently ejected from my ass. A pressure was building up, and the gates of hell opened. I felt Satan’s sugary fire burst from my asshole onto the bed. Holy shit, you would not realize the panic I had. There was a pain, both emotional and physical. The sugary wet fart, the sound of a thousand ass-trumpets creating a heavenly cacophony. I saw the light, I saw the dark. I felt The intense sting of carbonation, I experienced nothing and everything. I had found God, and he was punishing me. There was the maddening sensation of your asshole bending over itself, inside out, shrinking, expanding. It was worse than any experience ever. My brain still cannot comprehend the sensations, but they were torturous. I have contemplated what hell might feel like, and I know that I could find peace there. My bed was soaked with shit-coke. Lord, how am I to clean up.

    I learned a very valuable lesson that day. Don’t try anything insane. Avoid the asshole.
    Also, TIL that the human asshole can stretch 8 centimeters without damage.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I figure people call me school shooter because that's what I look like. Especially now that I'm always angry. I'm the type of guy who could say, "I browse IST" and you would look at me and say, "oh, I know."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twisted fucking cycle path

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sniff

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I call myself "Patrick Bateman" because when I look into the mirror thats "literally me". Some of the other guys get a chuckle out of it when I check in.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gym nick name is "Mr. Clean" because I shared a barbell with a guy once and power cleaned his deadlifts. The zoomers seem to love me since then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you also bald?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but getting there. I grow my hair long to cope

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    T-Bone

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gym nickname is Sprite Pat because I love sprite

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eyebrows

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo Paul Allen's business card is bussin frfr

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The hobo

    Because I'm always laying on the bench

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They call me "Ace"

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Lee because I look like Bruce Lee

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my gym calls me sprite pat cuz I always drink 3 sprites during my workout

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gym name is xX_moron_SLAYER_Xx

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They call me big shwoogie, because I am big and white, but also have extremely poor impulse control and my low IQ means I am legally retarded.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone keeps calling me Die-el. I assume it's a Superman reference but I don't get it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MILFslayer

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Patrick Bateman
    >Joker
    >Hitler 2
    >the colonizer
    >based shitter
    >womp
    >sneedle
    >phantom Floyd
    >the reeeeeper
    >basket haul
    >Gregg egg

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big John. I’m fat, and John isn’t even my name.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dickless Monkey

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i train at home. My mom calls me a failure.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dorito.
    I have a comically broad shoulder + a tiny ass waist.
    Its not as cool as "the wall" which is what my friends called me in school before I took the low BF pill.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is Kuma (Japanese for "bear"), pronounced Coomer
    Because I'm built like a bear and love to fuck

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *blackout*

    I tend to blackout and go in full rage mode while lifting. i have 100+ recorded PRs using no chalk or belt and i don't remember one of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry it seems i caused a blackout for the whole server by posting this

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is __________
    because nobody talks to me

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lulu, my name is Luke and kindergarteners are retarded

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People have started calling me "someone get the staff". I'm glad to have earned a nickname!

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people call me Hunk.
    nice to meet you.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "That creepy guy that never talks with anyone" probably

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"That creepy guy that never talks with anyone" probably
      I hate that guy
      He should be banned from the gym
      Creep
      We all talk about how creepy he is when he's not around

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KEK imagine caring what a bunch of npcs have to say about you

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine's probably "gay" not because I'm a homosexual but because I'm 7 times more likely to be a pedophile

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