When counting your macros do you count beer as carbs? Just doesn't make sense since it's a liquid

When counting your macros do you count beer as carbs? Just doesn't make sense since it's a liquid

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Count it as alcohol and carbs. Alcohol has a higher calorie density than carbs.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am here for breasts

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold up, anon. Are you saying you think carbs are only available as solids?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do boobs feel like brehs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clean shave your face, moisturise. Than hold a little air in your cheek.
      Or get fat and make your own

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know. Ask your mom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bags of coins and salty sand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The better question is what does their milk taste like?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        first fetish I ever had and a great question

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why you only skim a bit from the top, taking an entire bottle is foolish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        first fetish I ever had and a great question

        Is sweeter. Not like super sweet but I don’t think I could drink a half glass without getting sick of it.

        Made plenty of bottles. Some women when they freeze milk it get this slight metallic smell/taste. My wifes did that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rubber

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Less dense than you expect. Lighter, and squishier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Squeeze your own chest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat rolls. just grope your moobs. same thing. except real ones normally smell better. though something tells me OP's picture doesn't. she kind of looks like she smells like a gutter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mi Black

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol, just like carbohydrate, is a macronutrient that is unessential for living. It's not a carbohydrate, however, it's a category of its own.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carbs r unnecessary
      Ketolard detected.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's true though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I accept your concession, my balding plant-based detractor.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do women paint these polkadots on their face? What the frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean freckles?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A pretty face... ruined by literal shit marks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Natural freckles are absolutely gorgeous, I dunno what’s wrong with you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't usually reply to morons but you are such a massive fricking homosexual I would be remiss not to say something.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          huh whats wrong with you homosexual?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A little too much.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of 14/10 hyper chad do you need to be to get a girl like this even?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unicorns like this go for some nerd that knows the most about Anime, im not even kidding, there will be like 7 beta orbiters in her cosplay group and shell pick one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be 6'2", 145 lbs, have great hair, and go to the same school. Gotta find them at 20 years old max, both because shes gonna gain weight before long and because these girls have dudes lined up waiting for their moment to swoop in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and because these girls have dudes lined up waiting for their moment to swoop in.
        You also have to be somewhat of a cuck to date a girl this perfect, because she'll keep her beta orbiters around as emergency dick options if/when she inevitably gets bored or the "ick". Good luck getting her to choose between you and her 400k follower instagram account lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Be 6'2", 145 lbs
        No. Where are these morons coming from?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naturally male-model tier looks
      Zero social inhibition
      Very active social media with at least 50k followers

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't count after a good number of beer, how many i don't know

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    R a p e

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would it not count as carbs? Does soup count? That's a liquid. It's basically a drink. How many carbs is in cheddar onion soup? Like fricking 30 per serving.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soup doesnt count if its liquidy

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do liquids have carbs?
    And people wonder why americans are fat

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    Anonymous

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  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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