Quick redpill about C-sections: About 94% of them are completely unnecessary.
The great majority of them are done not because the mother's or the baby's life was in risk, but because the doctor didn't feel like waiting around for hours on end for her to deliver the baby. Maybe his work shift was almost over and there was nobody to take his place, or some other similar reason.
That's how much doctors care about your health.
C-sections also leave lifelong lesions on the body of the mother. They sever a few important nerves and may cause infertility for the rest of her life.
More to that. When a baby comes from vegana, he gets tons of important bacteria that is needed to his microbiome and brain development. When it's c sec, now microbiome is passed and this results in incredibly high chances of asthma, allergies and other auto immune diseases. Doctors are true shotheads
2 years ago
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>tfw had asthma as a child but no one in family is the same >tfw horrible allergies when I go to bongistan but no one in family is the same >tfw adhd but sister doesn't have it
HOLY FRICK
2 years ago
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So why don't they just swab the vagOOO and baste the baby with it?
Quick redpill about hospital birth:
All animals give birth standing up. Only humans lay on their back. Which causes pressure on their spine. And also they need to do all that hard pushing. While crouching or standing, you'd have gravity to help.
Only reason women lay down is cus of the doctor. Cus its easier for him to sit and wait for the baby.
2 years ago
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We also shit while sitting down and meme on pajeets for squatting and squat toilets. But I fricking dare everyone to try taking a shit when squatting. It's so much better. A lot of what we do is moronic and we only do it because it's more convenient to some people while being a lot worse for the majority.
2 years ago
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I like taking long, meditative shits. I can't squat for that long and I don't enjoy squatting either.
If theyre cooked right they don't need seasonings. I make mine with butter.
Man for the last year I got into fitness and lifting and all that so I’ve been roughly eating almost 6 eggs a day and I’m totally burnt out I really hate them now. Any ways to make them taste better?
French omelette
-whisk 3 eggs into a bowl
-add less than tablespoon of milk
-whisk
-pre-heat pan with butter
-pour eggs
-use wooden chopstick to stir eggs while also shaking the pan, keep the eggs always in motion
-once the curds are established, take off heat, fold gently
The outside of the omelette should be cooked well, while the inside should still be gooey
Gordon Ramsay's scrambled egg method alternating on and off heat is pretty good too for something easier, just don't use as much butter as he does. It doesn't look anything like classic American scrambled eggs but it is amazing, when I want easy low calorie protein I just make that in a bowl with some cheese and maybe some hot sauce.
If theyre cooked right they don't need seasonings. I make mine with butter.
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French omelette
-whisk 3 eggs into a bowl
-add less than tablespoon of milk
-whisk
-pre-heat pan with butter
-pour eggs
-use wooden chopstick to stir eggs while also shaking the pan, keep the eggs always in motion
-once the curds are established, take off heat, fold gently
The outside of the omelette should be cooked well, while the inside should still be gooey
Man for the last year I got into fitness and lifting and all that so I’ve been roughly eating almost 6 eggs a day and I’m totally burnt out I really hate them now. Any ways to make them taste better?
3 scrambled eggs mixed with tomato sauce, pepper and 2-3 tablespoons of shredded parmesan cheese.
Bloody delicious, creamy like a willing pussy and full of proteins
Man for the last year I got into fitness and lifting and all that so I’ve been roughly eating almost 6 eggs a day and I’m totally burnt out I really hate them now. Any ways to make them taste better?
Hahaha moron the nutrients are in the yolk. israelites stole your gainz by making you afraid of le ebil cholestrerone. israelites are afraid of cholesterone bc it is the building block for test. I whisk a eggyolk in a glas of milk all the time
>Put small amount of water in small pot. >Bring to boil. >Put eggs (leave the shells) in steamer basket. >Put steamer basket in pot of boiling water. Cover pot with lid. >Steam them in their shells for 8-9 minutes.
They taste better when warm. Perfect creamy yolk. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. You can put extras in the fridge and have them later in the week.
Most eggs in burgerland are kept in cages and fed onions and corn. Make sure you buy quality eggs for their superior nutrient content. Stay woke my fellow fitizens.
As opposed to the rest of the world where a bird eats like a bird. >bugs >seeds >worms >weeds >clover >small rodents
Also feeding them buckwheat is good.
>bird eats like a bird >bugs >worms >weeds
Yes they do that in the US >seeds
What do you think corn is? >clover
lol >small rodents
Like what? Mice? Chickens gonna have a hard time catching a field mouse.
Holy shit, just swallowed it whole? Never seen anything like it, they don't even have sharp teeth or anything wow. Thanks for sharing
2 years ago
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All birds, except maybe hawks and eagles, swallow their prey whole
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Holy shit, just swallowed it whole? Never seen anything like it, they don't even have sharp teeth or anything wow. Thanks for sharing
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Man it was fascinating to see when one of my mom's chickens caught a flying beetle from the air. It was locked down to it the instant it saw it following it through the coup and when the beetle got too close it was over in an instant. I didn't know chickens can be so precise with their beaks.
Chickens are low-key impressive.
They're fast as frick and aggressive when they need to be
2 years ago
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chickens are basically dinosaurs
Man it was fascinating to see when one of my mom's chickens caught a flying beetle from the air. It was locked down to it the instant it saw it following it through the coup and when the beetle got too close it was over in an instant. I didn't know chickens can be so precise with their beaks.
2 years ago
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they're also less dumb than people give them credit for. They have some pretty intense pattern recognition capabilities we can see with training but like it's not something that just emerges naturally in their lives since there's not much demand for it and we haven't made specific breeds for intelligence/companionship. They're oddly remarkable birds for being effectively engineered to be utilitarian
2 years ago
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Not him but here
https://petkeen.com/do-chickens-eat-mice/
Yeah ok Black person my german shepherd couldn't catch a mouse but my neighbors chickens got into our yard and that chicken almost became lunch. If a chicken cant escape a dog how tf is it going to catch a tiny sprinting mouse
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Maybe the mouse is as stupid as you and does not think a bird is gona eat it and so doesnt sprint away)
>bugs
Yes >seeds
Yes >worms
Yes >weeds
That’s...pretty general but ok... >clover
Uhm... >small rodents
Based moron, you’ve never even seen a chicken irl, right? >B-b-but I saw this video on the internet where a chicken eats a mice who fell into it’s cage
Posts like these are what makes me REALLY despise Americans.
You pathetic cretins have little/no connection with the real world at all.
I am not into organic eggs but you also gotta understand that the old world did not have corn, potatoes, tomatoes, chocolate, or vanilla until they were discovered in the Americas
Of course Americans feed corn to livestock, it has now become the most widely grown grain in the world
It's also why Euros get understandably pissy when Americans started influencing their food markets
Traditional European cuisine revolves around having high quality fresh ingredients, while American cuisine is a combination of every single culture on planet Earth
>bugs
Yes >seeds
Yes >worms
Yes >weeds
That’s...pretty general but ok... >clover
Uhm... >small rodents
Based moron, you’ve never even seen a chicken irl, right? >B-b-but I saw this video on the internet where a chicken eats a mice who fell into it’s cage
What makes you think amish don't feed chickens for sale with corn?
They use modern technologies for work and don't give a single frick about people outside of their community. Often not even about the people inside their community and their own families. Women can eat only after all men have eaten and they adopt children for slave labor. Stop supporting those lunatics
I don't like eggs much, but on the rare times I have them, they'll be fried, scrambled, or on savory french toast. I eat alot of plain greek yogurt, cheese, and meat/fish for my protein though but still ngmi.
Raw eggs are the final redpill. Along with raw milk, etc etc.
Cooking eggs is bad. You are literally destroying your food.
Cauterized & burnt protein causes all kinds of digestive issues and spends tons of enzymes that you need.
This is also the reason protein farts from protein shakes & hard-boiled eggs are a thing.
Raw eggs cause absolutely no gastrointestinal distress and are digested extremely fast.
Chug 'em down whole. Crack a few into a glass in the morning, and a few with every meal.
And no, I don't want to hear about your "cooking food increases the amount of protein" bullshit studies.
I won't even bother explaining why. If you fell for it, you're a peabrain moron.
Salmonella is a bacteria that exists all over our body and that we NEED.
It exists in massive quantities in our intestines and all over our skin.
It eats dead skin and digests our food. Without salmonella you fricking die.
I have been eating an average of 4 raw eggs a day for months. That's about 120-150 eggs a month.
I also ate about 300 grams of raw chicken yesterday to go with it.
Explain to me how am I alive. Explain to me why so many people do it for years and literally nothing happens.
All the "evidence" that salmonella is any bad are dubious headlines in the media and bullshit studies.
I am an actual microbiologist and you are actually moronic if you think Salmonella is normal human flora.
E. coli is normal gut flora, but not the virulent strains like O157:H7. Also not normal for th skin but mostly because it doesn't do well in that environment.
Really hope you're just pretending to be this moronic.
> I have been eating an average of 4 raw eggs a day for months. That's about 120-150 eggs a month.
I also ate about 300 grams of raw chicken yesterday to go with it.
there's very little chance to get salmonella from drinking rae eggs do it's okay.
But eating raw chicken is moronic, chickens immune system is based on their body temperature, so bacteria keeps dorment when they infect a chicken. When you eat chicken meat raw you put that exact bacteria in the most suitable temperature for it to reproduce, the human body temperature.
That's why eating cow meat raw is not so dangerous, because they have the same body temperature as us so they fight the infections.
Chicken and dogs are like that, they have raised body temperature.
Don't eat chicken raw you're moronic and this is some fricking chinese behavior.
>body temp
Interesting. Horses have lower body temps than people. Is that why Mongols were able to drink their blood without problems? Also does it mean humans could eat raw horse meat no problem?
>body temp
Interesting. Horses have lower body temps than people. Is that why Mongols were able to drink their blood without problems? Also does it mean humans could eat raw horse meat no problem?
Or what about raw sloth meat? Would that be ok to eat?
You get salmonella from contaminated foods. Tell me how is a egg inside a shell gonna be that? Except if the chicken was very sick, which is almost impossible in todays standards
Yeah, it's okay to believe bullshit.
Hard-boil and fry your eggs, and fart all the way to the gym.
At least I didn't listen to some imaginary "israelite". homosexual.
i eat at least 4 fried/scrambled/boiled eggs every single day
and i never have gas
israelite troony homosexual
everyone is tired of your constant misinformation on these boards designed to frick people over
Your homosexual ass is scared of REAL FOOD. Yeah, okay destroy your food because some s-0-yentist said so.
You urbanite bugmen are all the same. Everything has to be sterilized, sanitized and processed so you genetic dead ends don't fricking die.
How do you cook an egg in nature? Do you make a pan and refined vegetable oil out of thin air? Like it's fricking minecraft?
"Cooking adds more protein" is like the epitome of broscience, and you should be ashamed of falling for such bullshit.
you're moronic
it takes 2 seconds to look up what i'm saying
the human body doesn't absorb raw eggs nearly as effectively as cooked eggs
>Somewhere in the range of 35-50%[/b] of raw egg protein is malabsorbed. Basically this means that you get a significantly higher digestibility of egg protein when you cook the eggs.
>The study that usually gets quoted for the proposition that almost 50% of raw egg protein is malabsorbed involved ileostomy subjects. Assuming that you are a healthy individual, it is probably more appropriate to look at a study that involved healthy subjects. Such a study was done in 1999 that investigated the amount of dietary protein escaping digestion and absorption of healthy individuals and it found that about 35% of raw egg protein escaped digestion and absorption, whereas about 6% of cooked egg protein was malabsorbed.
Honestly, I don't feel like arguing anymore. I've spent far too much time in this bullshit thread.
If you want to believe the crap mainstream studies peddle, be my guest.
One day you'll realize how full of shit they are and how easy it is to skew the data or lie with statistics.
In the meantime, you'll be cooking your eggs like a homosexual, because you're too scared of raw eggs or think they're "ewww icky".
Farewell.
2 years ago
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>I don't feel like arguing anymore
yeah because you got rekt
you moron israelite troony homosexual
go cry back to your little discord and come up with some other disinformation ploy to ruin people on these boards
2 years ago
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Im sure he moved in to a “no fap” thread.
2 years ago
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Damn brother you got humiliated and slinked away. Pathetic. Next time do some research before you spout bullshit. Or don't and get embarrased in front of everyone again
2 years ago
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You dont eat eggs for protein you moron. Keep destroing your essential nutrients and stay stupid or start to feed your brain what it needs
2 years ago
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leave this board immediately
2 years ago
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What's the story here also did their skull break?
2 years ago
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nah, the black guy apologized and went and split that t-girl ass with the ripped stockings still on
2 years ago
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AHAHAAHAHAH YOU ABSOLUTE DUMB FRICK, this is not showing that the protein was not utilised, it shows that a higher percentage of the raw egg protein was consumed by bacteria, and what is the problem with that?
raw eggs feed good bacteria and are still assimilated to a very high degree compared to other foods, but you made it sound as though the protein is just wasted as opposed to being a prebiotic.
you're moronic
it takes 2 seconds to look up what i'm saying
the human body doesn't absorb raw eggs nearly as effectively as cooked eggs
>Somewhere in the range of 35-50%[/b] of raw egg protein is malabsorbed. Basically this means that you get a significantly higher digestibility of egg protein when you cook the eggs.
>The study that usually gets quoted for the proposition that almost 50% of raw egg protein is malabsorbed involved ileostomy subjects. Assuming that you are a healthy individual, it is probably more appropriate to look at a study that involved healthy subjects. Such a study was done in 1999 that investigated the amount of dietary protein escaping digestion and absorption of healthy individuals and it found that about 35% of raw egg protein escaped digestion and absorption, whereas about 6% of cooked egg protein was malabsorbed.
I took the raw egg pill, but I also cook my eggs from time to time. When I have raw eggs, I feel like I am losing weight whilst consuming them which is gnarly
Our previous ancestors around one million years ago learned that cooking meat provides more nutritional value while simulateansly reducing the chance of getting sick.
We need to bring back survival of the fittest, so these morons will die out again.
that hambagu steak needs to be drenched in demiglace
https://i.imgur.com/fp416XZ.jpg
when did you realize that eggs are the final redpill
it's not even the final egg related pill goose and duck eggs are next. The final egg pill is Balut but with cassowary eggs. I'll let you fill in the middle steps.
Please help I'm trying to bulk and really struggle to get the calories and I'm allergic to eggs. I used to eat half a dozen for breakfast but my allergy has gotten worse and I cant anymore, What is a good alternative?
Raw eggs bro was right. If people choose not to listen thats fine. Some know, some don't.
If you want great nutrition and gains, eat 4 to 6 raw egg yolks a day in your protein shake. Be a man.
<tfw mild allergy to eggs
can't eat this delicious nutritious superfood without having horrible diarrhea and bloating for 2 days. also can't eat most tasty restaurant food or desserts as a result. it developed out of nowhere in my early 20s and the same thing happened to a buddy of mine. must've been some bullshit childhood vax
>must've been some bullshit childhood vax
Thimerosal in the vaccines, actually*
yeah they also use eggs to produce the vaccine for many of them, and some of the proteins are left in the final product, when the immune system comes to find out what is inflamming the area, they find egg protein and develop antibodies to it which is called an allergy because an antibody reaction to something that is inherently non-dangerous is called an allergy.
Have you tried eggs from other birds? I was reading about ducks and there was an article that said people that are allergic to chicken eggs may be able to eat duck eggs. I don't know if there's any truth to that but maybe it's worth a try.
>not even 20g protein for 200g of eggs
Terrible macros all around I'm not sure why people shill eggs so much and Greek yogurt and chicken breast have far better macros
it's hard work.
When I was a child I lived on a farm. my mother told me that the hens clucking loudly after laying an egg was for happiness.
Today I know the real reason.
Imagine the smell
ah frick you dude, thanks for reminding me that I'm eating something that came out a chickens vegana
Cloaca, there's a difference. Poop also comes out of there.
We all come out of a vegana.
I'm gay, that's why I was born by cesarean section so I wouldn't even come close to a vegana
Quick redpill about C-sections: About 94% of them are completely unnecessary.
The great majority of them are done not because the mother's or the baby's life was in risk, but because the doctor didn't feel like waiting around for hours on end for her to deliver the baby. Maybe his work shift was almost over and there was nobody to take his place, or some other similar reason.
That's how much doctors care about your health.
C-sections also leave lifelong lesions on the body of the mother. They sever a few important nerves and may cause infertility for the rest of her life.
More to that. When a baby comes from vegana, he gets tons of important bacteria that is needed to his microbiome and brain development. When it's c sec, now microbiome is passed and this results in incredibly high chances of asthma, allergies and other auto immune diseases. Doctors are true shotheads
>tfw had asthma as a child but no one in family is the same
>tfw horrible allergies when I go to bongistan but no one in family is the same
>tfw adhd but sister doesn't have it
HOLY FRICK
So why don't they just swab the vagOOO and baste the baby with it?
Quick redpill about hospital birth:
All animals give birth standing up. Only humans lay on their back. Which causes pressure on their spine. And also they need to do all that hard pushing. While crouching or standing, you'd have gravity to help.
Only reason women lay down is cus of the doctor. Cus its easier for him to sit and wait for the baby.
We also shit while sitting down and meme on pajeets for squatting and squat toilets. But I fricking dare everyone to try taking a shit when squatting. It's so much better. A lot of what we do is moronic and we only do it because it's more convenient to some people while being a lot worse for the majority.
I like taking long, meditative shits. I can't squat for that long and I don't enjoy squatting either.
And some of us also come in veganas
Do you est the shell too?
Nobody tell him...
Steak comes out of a cow's vag
/r/LipsThatGrip
So what is the real reason? Are they crying in pain? Is it the sadness that their eggs get stolen?
your mother performed oral sex on me last night
dat cloaca
daffy finna rape some hens
no cap (skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt)
They are good but they were an acquired taste for me.
I think it's because my mom would make breakfast for us and never season the eggs.
If theyre cooked right they don't need seasonings. I make mine with butter.
French omelette
-whisk 3 eggs into a bowl
-add less than tablespoon of milk
-whisk
-pre-heat pan with butter
-pour eggs
-use wooden chopstick to stir eggs while also shaking the pan, keep the eggs always in motion
-once the curds are established, take off heat, fold gently
The outside of the omelette should be cooked well, while the inside should still be gooey
Gordon Ramsay's scrambled egg method alternating on and off heat is pretty good too for something easier, just don't use as much butter as he does. It doesn't look anything like classic American scrambled eggs but it is amazing, when I want easy low calorie protein I just make that in a bowl with some cheese and maybe some hot sauce.
Based bro I use this same method when I make eggs for others and they are always blown away
This, delicious on toast with some paprika and other spices
Gordon Ramsay is the pleb choice, for if you alternate the heat you are cooking your eggs falsely. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5G1lr61VQ
3 scrambled eggs mixed with tomato sauce, pepper and 2-3 tablespoons of shredded parmesan cheese.
Bloody delicious, creamy like a willing pussy and full of proteins
Then you can give it to your wife in bed. And the eggs too
for me, it's heavy cream
Man for the last year I got into fitness and lifting and all that so I’ve been roughly eating almost 6 eggs a day and I’m totally burnt out I really hate them now. Any ways to make them taste better?
Just drink them raw way faster easier and cheaper too, they dont even taste that bad.
I’ve never drank eggs raw but I have drank a shit load of egg whites
Hahaha moron the nutrients are in the yolk. israelites stole your gainz by making you afraid of le ebil cholestrerone. israelites are afraid of cholesterone bc it is the building block for test. I whisk a eggyolk in a glas of milk all the time
waste of egg
Missing out on a lot of protein chief
garlic powder
>Put small amount of water in small pot.
>Bring to boil.
>Put eggs (leave the shells) in steamer basket.
>Put steamer basket in pot of boiling water. Cover pot with lid.
>Steam them in their shells for 8-9 minutes.
They taste better when warm. Perfect creamy yolk. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. You can put extras in the fridge and have them later in the week.
Shlonking is the final pill.
i just whisk in cayenne, garlic powder, black pepper and some franks red hot
sriracha sauce
poached eggs on toast dude
Ontop of a pile of fried potatoes, eggs cooked over easy, covered in shredded cheese
There are so many ways to make them, though.
Use them as an ingredient in mousse. As an added bonus, you also get a great way to eat gelatin which is super healthy
Old bay
Shakushuka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0FfKc2s6k
Most eggs in burgerland are kept in cages and fed onions and corn. Make sure you buy quality eggs for their superior nutrient content. Stay woke my fellow fitizens.
>chickens are fed chicken feed
As opposed to the rest of the world where the chickens are fed only the finest pate and caviar.
As opposed to the rest of the world where a bird eats like a bird.
>bugs
>seeds
>worms
>weeds
>clover
>small rodents
Also feeding them buckwheat is good.
>bird eats like a bird
>bugs
>worms
>weeds
Yes they do that in the US
>seeds
What do you think corn is?
>clover
lol
>small rodents
Like what? Mice? Chickens gonna have a hard time catching a field mouse.
>Like what? Mice? Chickens gonna have a hard time catching a field mouse.
>he doesn't know
City slickers need to go back
not him but enlighten me.
chickens are basically dinosaurs
Holy shit, just swallowed it whole? Never seen anything like it, they don't even have sharp teeth or anything wow. Thanks for sharing
All birds, except maybe hawks and eagles, swallow their prey whole
Chickens are low-key impressive.
They're fast as frick and aggressive when they need to be
Man it was fascinating to see when one of my mom's chickens caught a flying beetle from the air. It was locked down to it the instant it saw it following it through the coup and when the beetle got too close it was over in an instant. I didn't know chickens can be so precise with their beaks.
they're also less dumb than people give them credit for. They have some pretty intense pattern recognition capabilities we can see with training but like it's not something that just emerges naturally in their lives since there's not much demand for it and we haven't made specific breeds for intelligence/companionship. They're oddly remarkable birds for being effectively engineered to be utilitarian
Not him but here
https://petkeen.com/do-chickens-eat-mice/
Yeah ok Black person my german shepherd couldn't catch a mouse but my neighbors chickens got into our yard and that chicken almost became lunch. If a chicken cant escape a dog how tf is it going to catch a tiny sprinting mouse
Can search yourself next time
I love chickens.
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Maybe the mouse is as stupid as you and does not think a bird is gona eat it and so doesnt sprint away)
Lol based moron
>Like what? Mice?
Not only do chickens eat mice, mice eat chickens! When chickens sleep they gnaw at their feet and feathers
Have you ever been on a normal natural organic farm?
Clover is rich in protein (at least 10% is protein) and is often fed to pigs and chickens.
>>bugs
Only the 1% of chickens that are free range organic
>What do you think corn is?
A seed, singular. Go to any Walmart and see for yourself what eating nothing but corn does.
>Like what? Mice? Chickens gonna have a hard time catching a field mouse.
There are multiple videos ITT of chickens catching and eating mice.
Posts like these are what makes me REALLY despise Americans.
You pathetic cretins have little/no connection with the real world at all.
I am not into organic eggs but you also gotta understand that the old world did not have corn, potatoes, tomatoes, chocolate, or vanilla until they were discovered in the Americas
Of course Americans feed corn to livestock, it has now become the most widely grown grain in the world
It's also why Euros get understandably pissy when Americans started influencing their food markets
Traditional European cuisine revolves around having high quality fresh ingredients, while American cuisine is a combination of every single culture on planet Earth
>bugs
Yes
>seeds
Yes
>worms
Yes
>weeds
That’s...pretty general but ok...
>clover
Uhm...
>small rodents
Based moron, you’ve never even seen a chicken irl, right?
>B-b-but I saw this video on the internet where a chicken eats a mice who fell into it’s cage
That's why I buy free range eggs. I'll get the Amish ones if I can.
What makes you think amish don't feed chickens for sale with corn?
They use modern technologies for work and don't give a single frick about people outside of their community. Often not even about the people inside their community and their own families. Women can eat only after all men have eaten and they adopt children for slave labor. Stop supporting those lunatics
>Stop supporting those lunatics
I don't like eggs much, but on the rare times I have them, they'll be fried, scrambled, or on savory french toast. I eat alot of plain greek yogurt, cheese, and meat/fish for my protein though but still ngmi.
b***h I FEEL LIKE GASTON
Raw eggs are the final redpill. Along with raw milk, etc etc.
Cooking eggs is bad. You are literally destroying your food.
Cauterized & burnt protein causes all kinds of digestive issues and spends tons of enzymes that you need.
This is also the reason protein farts from protein shakes & hard-boiled eggs are a thing.
Raw eggs cause absolutely no gastrointestinal distress and are digested extremely fast.
Chug 'em down whole. Crack a few into a glass in the morning, and a few with every meal.
And no, I don't want to hear about your "cooking food increases the amount of protein" bullshit studies.
I won't even bother explaining why. If you fell for it, you're a peabrain moron.
OK, mangina.
Salmonella is a bacteria that exists all over our body and that we NEED.
It exists in massive quantities in our intestines and all over our skin.
It eats dead skin and digests our food. Without salmonella you fricking die.
I have been eating an average of 4 raw eggs a day for months. That's about 120-150 eggs a month.
I also ate about 300 grams of raw chicken yesterday to go with it.
Explain to me how am I alive. Explain to me why so many people do it for years and literally nothing happens.
All the "evidence" that salmonella is any bad are dubious headlines in the media and bullshit studies.
Man up and stop being a scaredy homosexual.
Salmonella is rare in pasteurized and high-quality eggs too.
I am an actual microbiologist and you are actually moronic if you think Salmonella is normal human flora.
E. coli is normal gut flora, but not the virulent strains like O157:H7. Also not normal for th skin but mostly because it doesn't do well in that environment.
Really hope you're just pretending to be this moronic.
>I have been eating an average of 4 raw eggs a day
>I also ate about 300 grams of raw chicken yesterday to go with it.
> I have been eating an average of 4 raw eggs a day for months. That's about 120-150 eggs a month.
I also ate about 300 grams of raw chicken yesterday to go with it.
Keep on gambling moron
there's very little chance to get salmonella from drinking rae eggs do it's okay.
But eating raw chicken is moronic, chickens immune system is based on their body temperature, so bacteria keeps dorment when they infect a chicken. When you eat chicken meat raw you put that exact bacteria in the most suitable temperature for it to reproduce, the human body temperature.
That's why eating cow meat raw is not so dangerous, because they have the same body temperature as us so they fight the infections.
Chicken and dogs are like that, they have raised body temperature.
Don't eat chicken raw you're moronic and this is some fricking chinese behavior.
>body temp
Interesting. Horses have lower body temps than people. Is that why Mongols were able to drink their blood without problems? Also does it mean humans could eat raw horse meat no problem?
Or what about raw sloth meat? Would that be ok to eat?
You get salmonella from contaminated foods. Tell me how is a egg inside a shell gonna be that? Except if the chicken was very sick, which is almost impossible in todays standards
>t. american
stop spreading this dogshit misinformation, israelite
waste of egg, you don't absorb eggs properly unless you cook it
Yeah, it's okay to believe bullshit.
Hard-boil and fry your eggs, and fart all the way to the gym.
At least I didn't listen to some imaginary "israelite". homosexual.
i eat at least 4 fried/scrambled/boiled eggs every single day
and i never have gas
israelite troony homosexual
everyone is tired of your constant misinformation on these boards designed to frick people over
Your homosexual ass is scared of REAL FOOD. Yeah, okay destroy your food because some s-0-yentist said so.
You urbanite bugmen are all the same. Everything has to be sterilized, sanitized and processed so you genetic dead ends don't fricking die.
How do you cook an egg in nature? Do you make a pan and refined vegetable oil out of thin air? Like it's fricking minecraft?
"Cooking adds more protein" is like the epitome of broscience, and you should be ashamed of falling for such bullshit.
you're moronic
it takes 2 seconds to look up what i'm saying
the human body doesn't absorb raw eggs nearly as effectively as cooked eggs
>Somewhere in the range of 35-50%[/b] of raw egg protein is malabsorbed. Basically this means that you get a significantly higher digestibility of egg protein when you cook the eggs.
>The study that usually gets quoted for the proposition that almost 50% of raw egg protein is malabsorbed involved ileostomy subjects. Assuming that you are a healthy individual, it is probably more appropriate to look at a study that involved healthy subjects. Such a study was done in 1999 that investigated the amount of dietary protein escaping digestion and absorption of healthy individuals and it found that about 35% of raw egg protein escaped digestion and absorption, whereas about 6% of cooked egg protein was malabsorbed.
https://journals.physiology.org/doi/full/10.1152/ajpgi.1999.277.5.G935
Honestly, I don't feel like arguing anymore. I've spent far too much time in this bullshit thread.
If you want to believe the crap mainstream studies peddle, be my guest.
One day you'll realize how full of shit they are and how easy it is to skew the data or lie with statistics.
In the meantime, you'll be cooking your eggs like a homosexual, because you're too scared of raw eggs or think they're "ewww icky".
Farewell.
>I don't feel like arguing anymore
yeah because you got rekt
you moron israelite troony homosexual
go cry back to your little discord and come up with some other disinformation ploy to ruin people on these boards
Im sure he moved in to a “no fap” thread.
Damn brother you got humiliated and slinked away. Pathetic. Next time do some research before you spout bullshit. Or don't and get embarrased in front of everyone again
You dont eat eggs for protein you moron. Keep destroing your essential nutrients and stay stupid or start to feed your brain what it needs
leave this board immediately
What's the story here also did their skull break?
nah, the black guy apologized and went and split that t-girl ass with the ripped stockings still on
AHAHAAHAHAH YOU ABSOLUTE DUMB FRICK, this is not showing that the protein was not utilised, it shows that a higher percentage of the raw egg protein was consumed by bacteria, and what is the problem with that?
raw eggs feed good bacteria and are still assimilated to a very high degree compared to other foods, but you made it sound as though the protein is just wasted as opposed to being a prebiotic.
>doesn't know how to cook an egg without utensils
>calling anyone else an urbanoid
>you don't absorb eggs properly unless you cook it
That sounds very moronic
learn to read
homosexual
I took the raw egg pill, but I also cook my eggs from time to time. When I have raw eggs, I feel like I am losing weight whilst consuming them which is gnarly
QRD on the protein being absorbed? I would love to just slonk but pretty sure it's a waste
Our previous ancestors around one million years ago learned that cooking meat provides more nutritional value while simulateansly reducing the chance of getting sick.
We need to bring back survival of the fittest, so these morons will die out again.
sunny side up on top of steak is the patrician's choice
once you eat this you have ascended
that hambagu steak needs to be drenched in demiglace
it's not even the final egg related pill goose and duck eggs are next. The final egg pill is Balut but with cassowary eggs. I'll let you fill in the middle steps.
>that hambagu steak needs to be drenched in demiglace
It's called a burger and no it doesn't you dumb weeab c**t
salmon eggs are the final egg pill imo...those lil homies are pure omega 3 greatness
>steak
>eggs
>fries
>some greens on the side for freshness
I could it that everyday for the rest of my life and wouldn't get bored.
Almost perfect. Put a slice or two of cheese on top of the burger so the heat melts it. Put the egg above the cheese.
when i started bulking and i had to eat more than 6 of them per day
I just love omelettes me
The final redpill is fermented foods... but not the ones that you think.
Please help I'm trying to bulk and really struggle to get the calories and I'm allergic to eggs. I used to eat half a dozen for breakfast but my allergy has gotten worse and I cant anymore, What is a good alternative?
4 eggs every morning with 1 english muffin and 12 g of butter
Based and Gastonpilled
homie that should have been the first redpill. Next you'll tell us you just discovered that chicken breast helps?
Raw eggs bro was right. If people choose not to listen thats fine. Some know, some don't.
If you want great nutrition and gains, eat 4 to 6 raw egg yolks a day in your protein shake. Be a man.
picrel
Just replace the whole board with ai already itll be so much better
>ai11.png
AI source?
If I eat more than two or three eggs a week my bowels clog up and I can't shit
<tfw mild allergy to eggs
can't eat this delicious nutritious superfood without having horrible diarrhea and bloating for 2 days. also can't eat most tasty restaurant food or desserts as a result. it developed out of nowhere in my early 20s and the same thing happened to a buddy of mine. must've been some bullshit childhood vax
>must've been some bullshit childhood vax
Thimerosal in the vaccines, actually*
yeah they also use eggs to produce the vaccine for many of them, and some of the proteins are left in the final product, when the immune system comes to find out what is inflamming the area, they find egg protein and develop antibodies to it which is called an allergy because an antibody reaction to something that is inherently non-dangerous is called an allergy.
Be a lab rat, and test out if raw and cooked eggs make a difference to your allergie
Have you tried eggs from other birds? I was reading about ducks and there was an article that said people that are allergic to chicken eggs may be able to eat duck eggs. I don't know if there's any truth to that but maybe it's worth a try.
>egg intolerance
>can't eat eggs without shitting my guts out within 3 hours
bros....it's over.....
>not even 20g protein for 200g of eggs
Terrible macros all around I'm not sure why people shill eggs so much and Greek yogurt and chicken breast have far better macros
When I started eating 6 a day and I started to unironically look like Gaston.
Dude, sunny side up with some toast. Black pepper and salt to taste. Literally does not become boring ever
Sometimes I like to make brownie batter or cookie dough and slurp it right up like a saucy yummy treat
I just buy these less than 2 dollars and you get 6.