When Does The Noob Gains Window Reset

Say you fricked up your noob gains spike when you got back into lifting, and cut instead of bulked. How long do you have to be inactive to get the noob gains window to reset again?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's not how noob gains work. You don't "reset the window" like you're juggling cooldowns or something. Go lift.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not necessarily true though, is it. If you stopped lifting for a year, you would get your noob gains cooldown reset

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not unless you had an SCI and amnesia

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just lift

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about to conquer and colonize.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine you’re a euro colonizer and you find thicc brown women desperate for your wiener in every country you land in. Imagine you’re a native woman and invincible nephilim appear from across the sea and want to impregnate you. Imagine white women and israelites teamed up to take this from you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          shes poortugese

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks native brown women look like this

          Should we tell him?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        keep up king, thats what us men are supposed to do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine you’re a euro colonizer and you find thicc brown women desperate for your wiener in every country you land in. Imagine you’re a native woman and invincible nephilim appear from across the sea and want to impregnate you. Imagine white women and israelites teamed up to take this from you.

        homie she is Portuguese

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Portuguese
          Yeah we're gonna bleach her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm about to conquer and colonize.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's on the path. A king will rise.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’m Finna find you homie

    • 1 year ago
      SwedishBrorsan

      my viking blood began boiling, it wants me to go raiding if you know what i mean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love women so much bros

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's already over for you, I can tell you are NGMI

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic?
    "noob gains" aren't a period of time or some shit, they're gains that you get when you first start training seriously. They're called like that because it's way easier to gain muscle when you don't have much to begin with. Therefore, if you maintain a constant training routine, you'll gain a lot of muscle in the beginning and then you'll taper off, thus needing to train harder and harder in order to see results.
    So no, you didn't frick up your "noob gains spike", you just weren't inconsistent and therefore you gained muscle slower than you could have.
    The only way to "reset" to back to when you were starting out is to sit in a full body cast for a year and have everything atrophy.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so literally HOW THE FRICK am I ever supposed to get my dick inside her with an ass like that??!!?!

    There’s ZERO CHANCE my five inch filibuster is gonna penetrate her pussy.

    Those huge asscheeks would act like airbags and if I tried to frick her from behind I would end up just pounding her plump posterior until I plastered my load in 30 seconds all over her perfect pawg. Not a drop would make it to her pussy.

    Are women like this unbreedable from a purely logistical standpoint or do you need a huge dick to frick them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you are literally a virgin and have no idea how sex works

      you can literally frick the fattest chick you can think of with a micro penis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's pasta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't be asian bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an evolutionary attribute to prevent dicklets from fricking her. Only huge dicks can breed such a massive ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They spread out

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHOMSTVE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting face and also got fatter.

        Imagine being with her and settling down to see her fully blow up.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick look at the toilet on that thing

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bro the window doesnt close. "noob gains spike" isn't a thing. think of it like a jar of money. once the jar runs out, you wont be getting anymore money from it. you can take the money out in handfuls, and you'll empty it quicker, or you can take it out slowly and it'll empty slower, or you can take some out here and there. The jar doesn't just vanish. I guess the regression experienced from not lifting would equate to putting the money back in the jar.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit comes out of that

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anon I have good news as long as you are a noob you will still gain newb gains, no matter what you think you did or are doing.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when OPs post these pictures I like to imagine that that's them.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    5-6 months

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love curvy women so much, bros.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Built for PBC

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't happed, you wasted yours and it will never come back.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't gotten the noob gains because you did it wrong then the noob gains aren't gone.
    If you really have finished the noob gains, the only way to get them back is to wait until your gains are gone, which would be moronic.
    This thread is so stupid that I don't want you to make it so I recommend trying to get your noob gains back.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's just faster to get to a certain amount of muscle, then you get diminishing returns because your body doesn't want to carry too much muscle. If you lose any muscle you regain it faster which you could say is getting noob gains again. It may even be faster than the first time because your muscle cells have more nuclei so can synthesise protein faster.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    engineered for HWD

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Noob gains are replaced in a lifters life by 'i can get back to where i was'
    Example is a lifter getting to 200 kg squat, then skipping the gym for a year. He doesn't restart at 200 kg, but he also goes up more than 2.5 kg a workout.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just lift and change shit up when you plateau HARD.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does cutting when you start lifting really frick up your gains ? I've been lifting for 3 months after a big hiatus because of a fractured knee and shoulder ( car accident ). Since I find myself fat I started cutting last week, will that frick up gains ? I'm going for ottermode

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is no noob gain window. Noob gains is the easiest gains that you can reach early on. Just get back on the horse and diet and exercise and you will reach your noob gains.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Noob gains are up for grabs until you have grabbed them. If you've fricked up your first months of training or whatever, they're still waiting for you as if nothing has happened.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    noob gains isnt a duration you stupid moron, its an amount

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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