>when he takes off his shirt and doesn't have ripped abs

>when he takes off his shirt and doesn't have ripped abs

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >When she takes off her bra and has brown nipples

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      90% of europeans do. stupid mene

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        saar do the needful!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope more rasheed. YWNBE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like brown nipples and brown breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tbh im thinking of just making a questionarie for this shit to avoid finding out later and then going to a whole fiasco

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What. I like brown nipples esp with tan skin and a bikini line
      Am I missing something? Sorry pasty nips kinda suck blend in with the rest of the skin like theyre transparent or missing

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I don't have this problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ><6 inch wrists

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >clearly natty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you look so small
      5'9?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'4

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >implying it’s actually you and you’re not just hoarding photos of shirtless men on your computer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm 6'4

          Alright buddy i am 6 foot 3 and you don't even look close to 6 foot probably like 5 foot 10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looking good bro. Routine?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looking STACKED bro, ignore the DYEL gays

        TY anons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Can we see your wiener?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunate forearm muscle insertions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >could bulk for 30lbs+
        Meh forearms hold your shit parallel to the ground and roll with your fingers as a base to handle higher weights cheating. He could put 20lbs on his frame easy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow bro, good job on owning the random obviously-baiting anon!! (assuming OP isn't you)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looking STACKED bro, ignore the DYEL gays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shitty skin

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when he stands up and is sub 5'10"

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >When she has a body count over 3 at 23

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Chad fricked me once so I deserve a long term relationship with Chad and anyone else is beneath me" literally what they're thinking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >When you find out she has a body count

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >When she has a body count over 23 at 3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Big Oof

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when she has a bodycount divisible by 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah I can't stand women with a bodycount of zero

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Zero divided by 2 is zero

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nevermind I'm a moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't math so good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qjfBMzl.png

      when she has a bodycount divisible by 2

      if (bodycount / 1 >= 1)
      {
      noHymenNoDiamond()
      }

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would you divide something by 1.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "To heat up your processor and make y I u get a new one."

          -intel

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    majority of women have weirdly shaped, uneven breasts
    it's a tragedy
    their deflated, lopsided, ugly nipples, small, saggy, floppy
    I just want to see a nice set of prime, lofty, alive, ripe melons AND REAL
    please god

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      come over to the assman side anon, we have it better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not true, you have simply only slept with genetically low value girls due to the fact that your low attractiveness doesn't allow you to experience anything better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont know what happened to your brain, but have you ever been to the beach/swimming pool or looked at porn?
        vast majority has ugly breasts

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine I was the emporer of America, a fuhrer of sorts if you will. And I could recreate the gladiator games and built a sick ass collosseum and huge open battlefield where they both get a castle and shit and it's walled in like Israel.

    I'd take like 100 guys with abs juiced or not and put them against 100 dudes with 5+ years of lifting no abs natty and have them recreate a field battle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would probably put it on the mississippi to make it like the Europeans vs the turks on the soft rolling hills of the danube.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will be the Führer of the American Imperial Confederacy and you can totally be on my council. We will test out different physiques on the battlefield wiping out the chinese and the beaners. Practicality is the best look. Big, practical muscles are what our enemies will see before they die.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to craft somebody that looks like this in the salt mines, he will have his own personal commercial gym and a world class athlete will be mandated as his personal trainer man-squire along with a private chef and choice of male or female maid, free living of course in a state reclaimed previously israeli mansion that has been fumigation of all cheese pickled fish and other israeli smells.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I want to enslave really bad criminals and make them dig tunnels. I want to tunnel under the cartels and blow them up from underneath.

  7. 1 month ago
    I ignore women

    SHUT UP WOMAN

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Just stop eating, bro. You will get abs, trust me.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >When her weight starts with 2

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    B-but I have awesome s-shoulders.
    Muh OHP!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when she has tattoos

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when she's over 5' tall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My great-gramdmother was 4'11''.
      My great-grandfather was 6'9'', must have been.... interesting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably made a lot of money with Victorian OF. BWC on midget porn wasn't as easily accessible back then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >When she’s under 6ft

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when she's over 3' tall

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when he doesn't have a shirt and rips off his abs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when he takes off his shirt and doesn't have perfect genetics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guy on the left doesn't train abs and the guy on the right has less body fat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and that's why right has chest 3 fricking times bigger than left, right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not really sure what to make of your reply to be honest.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm too fricking stupid to understand words
            Ok.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You could write an book that contains totally understandable language, but it would need a relevant point to have meaning. Of course this was challenged by Lewis Carroll in his classic children's novel Alice in Wonderland which was a best seller and had a significant impact on media for generations to come. Let me tell you, I don't think the world would have been nearly as nice as it is without Disney's adaptation of Alice and Wonderland inspiring many Japanese creators to have an "Alice Complex" which acted as a catalyst to e-girlcon art as we know it to day. Yes, I admit it's true, without the lack of meaningful points on this very day we could not be appreciating Prism Illya's youthful charms, her succulent nape, her budding chest, etc. But none the less, for all a lack of context has done for us, I actually do not understand what you intended to convey and seriously doubt your post has staying power on the level of Alice in Wonderland. Am I seriously supposed to believe what you wrote will inspire a deep appreciation of the female form's beauty generations after your passing? It seems obvious whatever you are trying is actually supposed to inspire unhappiness. What do you get out of it? When Lewis Carroll played with children he wasn't unhappy. You don't actually enjoy spreading unhappiness, do you? My advice is maybe find a different hobby than this like looking up pictures of Illya on a booru, people who do that are at least a net positive on this world; at least their interests are happy ones.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can't believe I actually read this. Well done, anon. (You) earned.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when I pull out my dick and she pulls out he(r's)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you dont know what to do
        Obviously you jerk her off. With your mouth

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a volcel because I don't want to have sex until I have visible abs/reach 12% bodyfat

    I'd be too embarassed to see my belly and manbreasts flopping around when I'm having sex

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 29 and it's going to be the first summer in my life with decent abs
    we're all gonna make it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats bro but too bad you’re “aged out” of doing most of the things that fit young people do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        which is?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Partying, no hot young girls want some old man around creeping them out. You think you’re just gonna take your shirt off and 20 year old girls are gonna flock to you? You tell them your age and they get the ick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao dude NTA but I am 29, diced, and fricked the hottest 10/10 21 year old last week. Girls love older men and this has been the case since the beginning of time. Your brain isn't even developed till 25 as a man and your career likely isn't amazing until after that either. This is cope because older men are fricking girls your age.

            • 1 month ago
              I ignore women

              >fabricating a story on the internet to win a debate
              you know the rules, post pics or it didn’t happen

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cooooope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Use a dating app and set your age to 29-33 for shits and giggles. Watch what happens. You’re going to learn another black pill buddy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah?

            • 1 month ago
              I ignore women

              >believing women are actually attracted to older men and not the amenities that come with dating older men
              dumb ass stupid ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >women are only attracted to older men if they are accomplished and able to provide
                Yes... Where's the blackpill?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the black pill being that 95% of 18-23yo girls set their age filters to 26 max.
              Oldgays need to learn their place. Y’all shit on women for being single in their 30s, call them hags and expired… yet here you are, also single in your 30s. homie you’re expired too lmao.
              I already know your next post is either gonna be “b-but I frick college girls all the time!!!” or “dude this famous hot actor is my age and girls love him!” like bro you ain’t a model you’re an aging normie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                im 31 and today i worked with some models. the one was 28 and the other 19. The 19 one was polite but pretty much ghosted me and the 28 one was way more inviting. I was kinda upset but im not lean so i can't complain. (the 28 model asked me if i diet cause i look buff)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, spinster

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If I can't bang college girls, I'm out of the game period. I don't want some 35 year old hag that gives birth to autism kids

              • 1 month ago
                I ignore women

                This is correct. When women say they want older guys they mean college seniors that are at their masculine peak while the women are freshman. They want someone they can relate to around their age who has an internship, a car, and an apartment to show off to friends and family not some 50yo divorced dad going through a midlife crisis. Give women the option all else being equal except age then they’ll take a guy their age every time unless they’re cougars trying to recapture their youth.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop smelling like curry and wearing polos to the gym

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dadbod bros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But this isn't dadbod. "Dadbod" is just fat
      This is just someone shredded who's bulking.

      • 1 month ago
        I ignore women

        >he doesn’t know
        who’s gonna tell him?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice 'Jak. Saved!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IM WORKIN ON IT

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when she opens her pusy and it has no hymen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at party; fat girl notices i'm sorta IST, sorta
    >asks if i have abs
    >long story short I got asked to leave because instead of answering I laughed way too hard and it turns out she was fricking the guy who owned the house
    i'm sorry i'm too autistic

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