When I work out I pretend I'm in prison and therefore need to push myself otherwise I'll get killed

When I work out I pretend I'm in prison and therefore need to push myself otherwise I'll get killed

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he he he look at me guys im so like craaazzy he he
    FRICK OFF frick off and die you stupid homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does being awoke protect you from shanks do you think your muscles will just deflect rusty pieces of metal and glass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i was never in prison but my dad was most people who tried to work out and do this always got killed

      my dad witnessed a man get his skull split open with a spoon to the ear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn how hungry was that homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      99% of fights don't involve shanks you fricking mong's. Being fit also makes you better able to defend yourself or engage in the same conflict versus being a fat fricking neet from sitting around in a cell all day eating ramen and Twinkies. Ops autistic but you queers are getting raped in the shower by big dumb morons like op.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think strong abs can protect your stomach to a certain degree if you have a fat layer above that means the shank have to travel further to get to your organs, please don't bully me if I'm wrong

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it works. Worst thing to happen to you in prisons here is your playstation controller runs out of batteries. That's not motivating enough for me.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My idea for a gym chain is called "The Prison Weightroom." It would be segregated too. And I'd have a bar in there.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me too mate
    also ordered prison underwear to support my illusion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should occasionally get butt fricked to really emulate the experience.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just imagine I'm getting yelled at by a drill sergeant that would shoot me if I didn't do it properly.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone in fit been to prison? whats it like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay sex and violence every day usually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Halfway house aka work release

      It honestly wasn't bad because I was able to leave for work and most people were generally just trying to stay out of real prison. But as expected there is always some fricktard who doesn't give a frick and wants to play billy badass.
      So where it really started to suck is I had kind of a rough day at work and when I went to bed my bunkmate had stolen my pillow and challenged me either out of boredom or likely just to see if he could get away with it. I smashed his face in with about 10 punches and took my pillow back, told him not to frick with me. Guards either didn't see or didn't care so I didn't get in anymore trouble. Last thing I wanted was to lose my work release and really frick my life up more.
      Anyways the guy never bothered me again.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >train like a beast
    >gets shanked to death anyway

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I work out I look at my favorite tall muscle girl,. Her face is not conventionally attractive but her body is amazing. Unfortunately I recently learned she is a single mother so that sucks

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to the gta 4 soundtrack and imagine myself as an Slav who is on a mission to kill or James Bond either way both motivate harder

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