when will the average american women reach peak blastoise performance?

when will the average american women reach peak blastoise performance?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Joe

    After I'm through with them

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >168.5 at 5'3
    Mutts is this real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Average weight factors in the super obese outliers and skews the number much higher than you would actually see on the street. Median would be lower and more representative of the typical person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think that is the median. The mean in 2016 was 170.6

        https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr122-508.pdf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick does the average female almost weigh as much as me? I'm 6'3" and muscular. I've got like 15 pounds on them at best.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >6'3
            >170.6 lbs
            >muscular
            Two truths and one lie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Try again. I said I was 185.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                statement still stands

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but Im 6,1 at 185 and I have really broad shoulders and a good tone so I look jack I could probably lose 10 pounds and still look good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 185 at 5'11 and I don't feel muscular

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's fat. I'm 185 at like 12% bodyfat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                then you're not muscular unless you're roiding

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're moronic. Prime David Laid is like 190lbs 6'2".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im a bit over 200 at 6'4 and I'm dyel as frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            At least you have an excuse of being way taller. I'm a 5'8" 160lb manlet, and I'm baffled at how women shorter than me can be fatter than me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm aiming for about 210lbs 6'3". Literally Connor Murphy's stats.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Connor murphy was never over 195 lbs at 6'2

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Connor Murphy has weighed himself multiple times on video at around or a little over 205lbs and stood next to 6'4" Jon Skywalker on video to confirm the 6'3" height.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was on tren and fricking huge in his heyday go back and watch his lifting videos. He's so full of shit saying he was lifetime natty

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't Connor 6'4?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I’m the same height and 5-8 pounds more than you and I’m cutting. I don’t understand how this could happen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NHANES put median weight at 161.3 that year. It’s gotta be higher now but 170 or so is plausible even this year.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Much like with income, the mean isn't particularly useful in the US because just a few people are able to drive up the average all on their own.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very soon the median will be obese

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >very soon
        You mean one year ago
        lockdowns accelerated the obesity epidemic by 5-10 years at least

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Biden's famine should fix it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, all the local grocery stores will lack produce and eggs, but the goyslop centers will suspiciously maintain their stock.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for the median to be obese, over 50% has to be obese. I don't think we are there yet, but I can't find recent numbers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For women, isn't it something like 42% obese AND 9% severely obese, which would make most women obese? Or are the severely obese lumped into the 42?%

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              in the previous pic the 41.9% is "obese and above" and the 73.6% is "overweight and above" so it does lump it in

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I must be an idiot. I can't believe I missed that.

                Well, it's still bad but not apocalyptic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                homies be scared to fight blastoise, since they cant swim.

                >73.6% is "overweight and above"
                >not apocalyptic
                It's unironically over

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have no idea what median means.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ??? that's exactly what median means

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >very soon
        You mean one year ago
        lockdowns accelerated the obesity epidemic by 5-10 years at least

        >2017-March 2020

        >61% of US adults report unwanted weight gain during the pandemic
        >the average adult gained *29 POUNDS*
        >Millennials gained gained *41 POUNDS*

        It's fricking over. Real life is just going to be WALL-E by the end of the decade

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Islam was right about the US

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it is why I have only dated foreigners the past few years. Most *single* American women are obese. Hence why they are single.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's true. Thin people are the minority, and they're always pressured to overeat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want a girlfriend who isn't fat, which instantly eliminates 80% of the dating pool.

      I also want a girlfriend who is funny, which eliminates the rest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      America and Americans are cursed.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely higher than 169 after 2 years of quarantine and lockdowns, and people just getting fatter than 2017 or 18 when they did that survey.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely disgusting

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't you change the weights to match?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this possible bros? Surely the average can’t hit 5’3 188. Right? Right!?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The average american woman weighs more than me
    Otterchads I don't feel so good anymore brahh

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i find out my gf has torrent instead of rain dish

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, America is getting less white by the decade, so eventually blastoisemode will be the average.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'3
    >188lbs

    Does this mean the average fit person could btfo a blastoise?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homies be scared to fight blastoise, since they cant swim.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black women are already there.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    performance? frick no. your average human is a weak soft useless dysgenic POS. that's just how it is. have you ever seen a wild animal? a fricking 5lb goose will frick up a woman. or, probably, a lot of men too. they sleep outside. they find their own food. you think a fatso is gonna reach blastoise performance? come on man.. trust me

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mfw I weigh 188lbs at 6'0 and am almost getting mogged by the average Americanoid woman

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tf is this shit. Though blastoise was a big boy and now I found out I mog him hard. Way to ruin my childhood memories

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