When's the last time you were called "Big Guy"?
>inb44u
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When's the last time you were called "Big Guy"?
>inb44u
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Your mom said it last night
Last week.
>Working as a bouncer
>Bar basically empty, just opened
>Random chick comes early
>Curly black hair hitting the shoulders, latina looking but not quite, more on the white side, ~170cm, early to mid-20s, small breasts
>6.5/10
>Looking at me with fear or interest in her eyes, not sure
>I'm in Serious mode
>"Good evening"
>"Good _evening_"
>For some reason she lowered her voice while saying evening
>"Please, come on in, we are open"
>Goes in mute, sheepish posture
>"T-thanks"
>'Weird b***h'
>Booty check. Pass with a raised brow.
>8/10
>Slow night, one or two guests come in every ten minutes
>Two or so hours later she comes back
>Not drunk but had some beers. Clearly needed liquid courage to show her "true" self
>"Ahh, I need to smoke, do you have a lighter?"
>Light the lighter in front of her
>She grabs my hand lightly and lock eyes with me
>She holds it longer than needed and smirks
>'Great. Another one, it was interest'
>We are talking about shit but she is kinda boring
>Dude staff that hangs around with me on the front door comes out
>We talking mad shit and laughing out loud
>Chick hangs around but distances herself, finishes her smoke and goes back in
>"Hey, would you?"
>"With that ass? God help me"
>She glances back very quick and our eyes meet
>"Frick did she hear that?"
>"LMAO"
>"LMAO"
>Bro goes back in
>She comes out immediately
>"Do you know any place here that's playing live music?"
>"Yeah, matter of fact, today there's going to be a quick show by so and so on that house right there, I think you'll like it"
>"Oh yeah? I wanna go but don't want to go alone... Can't you come with me?"
>"I want to but can't leave my post here"
>"Maybe we can go later"
>'Frick. This isn't good. Let's end this'
>"I'm leaving by 3am... I'm sure we can find something to do"
>"That's so late! I need to go to work tomorrow"
>"I could wake you up. Or not let you go to sleep"
>She goes quiet and just smirks
>Hugs my arm and asks for my phone
Not much left
>Types her phone in with "God helped you" as her name
>"Haha You heard that? What's your name tho?"
>"You'll have to call me to know that"
>She pulls my shirt in for a kiss but I'm working, not playing
>"Not now."
>Stern mode back on
>She seemed upset but understood
>"Ok, ok... I'll be waiting, grandão"
>Goes back in, pays her tab and comes back out
>Touches my arm, looks at me, bites the side of her lip and leaves
Haven't and won't call her.
Lmao I'm a virgin, wouldn't know what to do but this was me at my smoothest. Didn't know I had it in me.
Call her you PIG FRICK
>The Master
quality film
It got me fascinated with scientology. Not joining it or anything, just learning what the hell it's all about. That was a fun rabbit hole.
I'm starting to think this is the same bouncer bro that keeps posting in these threads
As much as it is jealousy inspiring me reading your post I do get inspiration from it too. Keep it up bouncerbro.
Stop being so brazilian though that's cringe
virgin bouncer? you expect us to believe that?
I am dead serious.
>Stop being so brazilian though
picrel
please have sex
I would if I could. I freeze or run away when it is time to close the deal. Intimacy, shy and some other issues. A proper homosexual.
It was a huge confidence boost not gonna lie
>Portuguese
I guess that's ok
Badass if not a LARP gj
>women hanging off of you
>virgin
why do you do this thing?
was called a sexy man by a guy last saturday
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
Never been called big guy.
Have been called, "Buddy," a lot, and I want to murder every single fricking person who does so.
What's up with someone calling a stranger, "Buddy"?
Feels like the most condescending, patronizing thing ever.
Wait a minute, ace. Just take a deep breathe, tiger. Let's be cool, sport. Be the bigger man, boss.
One person called me Buddy so much another person thought it was my name. Before long it became my name. Sometimes I am Mr Buddy. It's a weird feeling. Would be awkward to say ackchually my name is anon now so I just go with it.
Beaten down by the world, men without names
when my ex and i broke up she started calling me bud, i fricking hate that word
I prefer friend, guy, and the eternal classic, bud.
You gota earn the dy
It's the word middle aged guys used when they're a minute from stabbing someone. It's some how become a passive aggressive slur
thursday night before my frickbuddy went to visit her family. she has been messaging and calling all weekend just to look at me and sigh. she's home tonight and we are fricking all night again. i wish she wasnt in love with me, im enjoying being single.
Just a few hours ago at work, by a fellow big guy
just big guy business. little guys get lost
High school girl bumped into me in a supermarket a couple of weeks ago "sorry big guy" to be fair she was petite.
> 4u
A coworker had called me "built". I honestly feel he was just stroking my ego for some reason.
Last week an old Chinese guy said I was big.
Saw a girl i hadn't seen since i was 13, first thing she said was "wow, you've gotten so big"
On one hand I wanna take it as a compliment on the other hand I feel like she only sees me as the last time she saw me, as a child.
Were you tasked with protecting this woman by your mentor and jedi master?
?
No but i did have a crush on her when i was a kid
A few years ago, before the pestilence hit.
>dad used to do business all over Europe
>gets invited to Poland by an associate
>asks me to tag along
>the two guys hosting us don't speak much English
>they do speak the language of vodka
>first night, staying at a fancy-ass hotel
>they order vodka and ask the waiter to leave the bottle
>they pour drink after drink
>don't really drink, so after the seventh shot I feel like I'm gonna throw up
>try to politely explain to them that no more vodka please
>guy just laughs, pats me on the shoulder and says in broken English "big man, big drink" as he pours me another
Getting 'mired by a 50+-year-old Polish man feels weird.