Which house would've had the best lifters?

Which house would've had the best lifters?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The evil one. Its not even in doubt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post the "scared, Potter?" pic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek

          https://i.imgur.com/hwJt5t9.jpg

          You tell me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the FUCK?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely not Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, that's for sure

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slytherin was just hogwarts 4chan and voldemort is literally drumpf

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gryffindor: Natty
    Ravenclav: They work out in the library, probably cardio
    Slytherin: Roiders
    Hufflepuff: /fph/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      P much this. Gryffindor would dominate track and field, Slytherin would dominate strength sports. Hufflepuff would excel at team stuff like the relay or ball playing. Ravenclaw would have the best team comps and coaches though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        John Danaher is a Ravenclaw coach/Slytherin fighter dynamic. Danaher nerds out and prefers all the strats, Gordon takes all of the roids and shittalks his enemies on twitter till they lose composure.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If griff endor dominates track and field, how hufflepoof beating them at the relays?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gryffindor got btfo every year and was only competitive because of groomerdore's cope points

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slytherin
    Claims natty but juicing to the tit blasting the fuck

    >Ravenclaw
    Gyms scientifically, tracks macros, routines, Jeff Nippards, if on gear they are very methodical and careful

    >Gryffindor
    Natty, cardio, lifting for health

    >Hufflepuff
    Body positivity

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gryffindor
    >entrepreneurs, leaders, and athletes

    Ravenclaw
    >stem, authors, bureaucrats

    Slytherin
    >old money wealth, crime syndicates, and politicians

    Hufflepuff
    >working class, laborers, artists, and homemakers

    So either gryffindor or hufflepuff would have the strongest powerlifters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Slytherin
      Claims natty but juicing to the tit blasting the fuck

      >Ravenclaw
      Gyms scientifically, tracks macros, routines, Jeff Nippards, if on gear they are very methodical and careful

      >Gryffindor
      Natty, cardio, lifting for health

      >Hufflepuff
      Body positivity

      fucking /thread

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres only 1 house thats about keeping nose to grindstone and doing the work and that is Huffle Puff. Also, Cedric was confirmed to be a chad before he died.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't genuinely still care about children's books, do you? How old are you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the same about anime, but to each his own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing wrong with hating things.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is something wrong with toxic pessimism

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is something wrong about spending your time talking about things you hate.

            I thought that's what this website was for?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, it shouldn't be.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              This website is for whatever you want it to be. If you wish to spend it talking about things you don't even like then that's on you anon. That's on you

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's about Japanese culture then it branched out since gays wouldn't stop crying about having separate boards for their hobbies.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is something wrong about spending your time talking about things you hate.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This post took just as much time to make as that first one.
            Basically this is cope

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Educating somebody on their flaws is never a waste of time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          If anything it's better to hate things. It's way easier to form bonds with people who hate the same things you do.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You guys can be energy vampires together and suck the fun out of every room you enter while getting zero (0) pussy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Naw. Bitches love passionate guys.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is good advice when meeting femoids.
        I am naturally a hater, so it’s a struggle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The webm that broke IST

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love BLACKED. what now genius

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Congrats, you're a pathetic cuck

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have respect for you because you're not afraid to be yourself 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree but seeing a smug femoid saying this makes me question myself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >POV: you just criticized any piece of current Media Infront of a women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love pussy. How's that, bitch?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What she is saying is true. Its annoying to listen to some dyel geek constantly talk about things they hate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love hating things that you enjoy talking about. What now gay?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even though it's coming out of the mouth of a used up slut, it's 100% correct.

        I'm about as racist as it gets, and so is my best friend, but the difference is he will NOT shut up about race statistics if there's even a HINT of context to open that can of worms. It's like he can't have a normal conversation without bringing up shit he hates, there's zero positivity in his thoughts unless its' something to do with waking people up to our side of politics.

        I could just be talking about mexican food and he'll talk about how he hates Hispanics and how much they rape, autistically spouting statistics in front of friends and family while we're trying to eat.

        Don't be like my friend. I've known him all my life, so I'm used to the negativity, but goddamn it gets grating, and I can't see how anyone can stand being around him more than a few days. I might be a racist cynic, but I always contextualize my "hatred" as a love for my people and a wish to not see what my forebearers created wiped away.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine that. Everything your forebearers built being wiped away by an invading species.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least there is something to wipe away, a legacy that will live on. The other shitskin races of the world barring the most intelligent of east Asians have contributed next to nothing with regards to humanity´s progress. What is there in Africa to "wipe away"

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              One thing that you and sobran have in common is bragging about technological advancements that you didn't contribute to in any way, shape, or form

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love beating women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watched the third one with my little sister the other day. They're comfy if nothing else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying to suck the fun out of things you boring old cunt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People will still be reading JK Rowling a hundred years after the last chud kills himself.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hufflepuff natty
    Slytherin roiding
    Ravenclaw are 3 smart 5 u

    Griffindor would only do cardio, because it is the heart that matters.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're all fucking idiots. Hufflepuffs live next to the kitchen where they can ask the elves for anything to eat. Imagine if 24/7 you could have anything you wanted in a snap. Lifted weights at 11 pm and fancied a nice dragonwurst omelette? Here you go, sir. A protein shake to got with it? Here you go, sir. I have understood that Hufflepuff is also the hardest working of the houses so they should understand and embrace the long road to gains.

    It would be good to have a Ravenclaw buddy to get through the broscience but I don't think it would be a better house for lifting.

    Slytherins roiding their ass off. Maybe getting some help from Snape with potions. Probably the best house to be in to set up a gym in the dungeons. Probably a rather good and safe access to the kitchen as well.

    Gryffindors would just do bicep curls and brosplit for quick gains to show off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those with unfettered access to food more often than not use this to become a muscle beast and not a fat cunt don't they anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >live next to the kitchen where they can ask the elves for anything to eat.
      They're literally the "bro... chill out... don't take life too seriously" house. I am pretty sure that they would just gorge on some slop.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked.
        At least it will be tasty and fancy slop 🙂

        https://i.imgur.com/5fF6o13.jpg

        The best lifter is Jesus, because he lifts us all with his grace.

        Based

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best lifter is Jesus, because he lifts us all with his grace.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2deeb man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also bore all of our sins, and I buckle to my own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slifterin

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NICE FORM, POTTER

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLY FUCK GUYS HARRY POTTER

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin
    the real question is how calmly would they have lifted?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gryffindor- jocks
    >Ravenclaw- "too inteligent to lift"
    >Slytherine- Roiders
    >Hufflepuff- fat powerlifters

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Quidditch game
    >Dumbledore smiles
    >”Oh well done, Slytherin! You caught the ball! SLYTHERIN WINS THE COMPETITION!”
    >The audience erupted into cheers and claps. Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked dejectedly at the ground.
    >Harry looked up and saw Dumbledore continue to smile.
    >“Oh, hold on to that ball a little longer, would you Draco?”
    >The ball suddenly exploded, ripping Draco’s hand apart. Dumbledore laughed maniacally as he stretched his legs around the field and flung avada kevadras at each member of Slytherin. Meanwhile, Draco screamed in pain, clutching his mangled arm.
    >Draco lost balance and fell off of his broom.
    >He looked up at Dumbledore, who was standing over his body brandishing a 9 MM pistol obtained at Hogwart’s Armory
    >“1 hollow point to Slytherin,” Dumbledore said calmly. He pulled the trigger.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah alright but which one has the best pussy? I'm thinking hufflepuff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeanette must have some SLOPPY TIGHT PUSSY

      But Eleanor is about to give that fat bro a heart attack.

      Still jeanette for me though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Janette. Alwin is a overcompensating retard, so his dick is probably small af. Theodor is fat, so his dick is also small, due the fat. Simon is superior in every way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theodor's got an average dick and his fat costs him some length but he's pumping like a fat dumb machine smashing his hips and squashing the fat flat so it doesn't even matter. Simon's got the biggest dick but he fucks like an autist, his size is saving him. Alvin is slightly smaller than Theodor and Brittany starts the fake moans instantly so he never knows if he's doing well and these combined have made him insecure as fuck. His overcompensating technique in trying to make up for his size has actually made him the best fuck of the trio, but tragically he'll never get to know that and he'll take his insecurity to the grave.

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