Which one are you?

Which one are you?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Gamer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best post

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Larper

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im friends with guys on the right

    at about 25 they get long time girlfriends and frick their shit up

    Ever wonder why no guy is "the athlete" past 25? it doesnt work for 99% of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to gymcels who never get girlfriends

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gymcels can, its not rocket science to get pussy

        They just have to essentially entirely change their mindset which is often more likely to happen than someone being an "athlete" past 22

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being an “athlete” in adulthood doesn’t need to mean that you play competitive sports, it just means live and train like an athlete, a.k.a doing some sort of physical shit other than just autistic lifting routines and eating some shit other than chicken and rice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they get long time girlfriends and
      And what becomes of our friend, the gymcel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at about 25 they get long time girlfriends
      JFC what horror

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna drop a truth bomb on you homies. Want to escape the gymcel look? Just tan and be active outside the gym. That's all it takes. If you're gonna lift in your basement all year, eating unseasoned boiled chicken, it's bound to show

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And doing this and you should too and that's a good thing, here's why.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the gymcel hate comes from euros who like soccer twinks lol

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The guy on the left is not a gymcel. If he doesn't get laid, then he's gay. If I had a body like that, I'd make the old man on the right look like he has a pussy allergy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you aren’t getting pussy now it’s because you have an ugly face and no amount of gymcelling is going to fix it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you aren’t getting pussy now
        >implying
        And I don't need to be fit at all, working out doesn't get you pussy but if you're not a gay, it certainly can help.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you must pigeonhole yourself into one of these two very specific types of people that I completely frickin made up

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >time with friends and family is more important
    >goes to the gym five times a week
    do full body twice a week

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By saying this you are, without realizing it, assigning yourself into the “gymcel” category
      Chad doesn’t follow a “lifting routine” he plays sports and when he goes to the gym he does whatever upper body muscle he feels like working out that day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What chad are you guys ever talking about?

        I know all the guys at my school who played football, they all lift meticulously. Even if they had better genetics, they really gave a frick about hitting arms weekly or some shit. Some of them now roid. They work in sales and some of them even ask me for help with women.

        The idea of "chad" on this board is so far removed. There is not athletic guy who rarely lift who look amazing and do not nose dive that within 5 years

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but the point is that they don’t focus all their energy on lifting like gymcels do, lifting is just something they do and it’s only once aspect of their physical fitness.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do not know a single ripped guy over 24 who just casually goes to the gym. They might lie to you and try and make it look effortless (common) but if you think they arent constantly looking in the mirror, you're wrong. Im sure there are 1 in a million chads who prove me wrong but most "chads", guys who played sports in high school and got pussy, get fat or take lifting more seriously

            >they get long time girlfriends and
            And what becomes of our friend, the gymcel?

            Same thing tends to happen, the idea of life long gymcelling isn't something you tend to see that often, hence why you dont see too many of them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OP posts this thread or some variation about 5 times a day, doesn't lift, is neither strong nor aesthetic and couldn't tell you the colour of grass if you held a gun to his head
              >nOoOOoOO
              brad pit in that shot
              >had a personal trainer, coach and dietician leading into the film shoot
              >trained hard
              >manipulated sodium/water/carbs for those specific scenes
              >lighting and post FX specifically tailored to bring out the best definition
              OP is so far removed from reality that in his make believe world, this is an "athlete"

              an athlete participates in a sport and how he looks is entirely secondary to his performance goals in that sport

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The idea of "chad" on this board is so far removed. There is not athletic guy who rarely lift who look amazing and do not nose dive that within 5 years
          When will we Americans realize most of this board is terminally online euros and third worlders

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no chad goes to the gym five times a week and does a brosplit according to this picture. he is a gigagymcel. be better

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bit of both?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >athlete
    >posts a picture of a Hollywood actor on roids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The character he's playing is a Greek hero who embodies athletic excellence. It's not far off from real athletic legends anyway.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Racist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Racism isn't cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make a Blue Raspberry version

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't make the grape one but I did this one just for you, friend! 🙂

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wow that is nice
            racism is bad after all

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither lol im fat and can do 1/2/3/4 for reps and play soccer

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one on the left made me pop a boner.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right. People always ask me what NFL team I played for. My build is that of a running back/wide receiver. 5'11 | 194lbs

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The can't stay consistent

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tan, hollywood lighting and oil make Pitt look way more aesthetic in this scene than he was. In natural lighting he'd be called DYEL by everyone here.

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