Which ones do you think you could beat? Posted on May 7, 2023 by Anonymous Which ones do you think you could beat?
Depends on breed. A large pitbull? You’re fucked
Lol. Lmao. This is where people are super delusional
They're also severely underestimating the cat. At the very least it would leave you with serious wounds to recover from by the time it's finally out.
I don’t know about serious injuries, but yes you will definitely bleed. But an adult male should have no problem winning the fight.
I’m not sure about this one. Are we fighting in a UFC cage? If so, I can probably snap his neck. If it’s a Roman style coliseum, and that fucker can just fly up then dive straight into my face, could be very challenging
Would definitely beat, but will probably die later
>medium sized dog
Most of them for sure. But some breeds will literally rip off your balls and dick before you can do anything
Other ones are a no-brainer
You are not catching a fucking eagle with your bare hands to snap it's neck. Those fuckers have talons and sharp beaks which they will dig your face out with.
>some breeds will literally rip off your balls and dick before you can do anything
The thought scares me I admit. Is this something animals do? On purpose?
>Is this something animals do?
Granted they can be mean but it's still an eight pound animal, you could easily kill one with a hard kick
I've seen a lanklet fight a huge pitbull and win. I don't think any grown man will have a problem with any dog if it's a one v one
Even a large dog is less than 100 lb. As it 200 lb adult male, it should not pose a significant threat.
A chimp is 88-130 lbs, and it will literally remove your face and eat your hands.
This is why if you want to get big, you should be apemaxing.
I think chimps are some of the most dangerous animals you can fight, simply for having utilities and intelligence remotely resembling humans, unlike almost all animals, but also insane strength.
>Depends on breed. A large pitbull? You’re fucked
Pitbulls are the morons of dogs. They can only gang-up on you or pick on the weak such as children and small women,
I don't care what anybody says, in a straight fight to the death any man over or around 170-180 lb, would kill any large dog.
Might lose an arm the process, but I'm taking that W home in the end.
>Lol. Lmao. This is where people are super delusional
I sorta agree, I think the amount of people that can take a chimp in a fight is very low but I think others swing to the other extreme as well, they aren't unbeatable.
dumbfucks will link stories about some helpless grandma getting mauled by a chimp or some shit as if that proves anything. truth is they're only 1.5 times stronger pound for pound and tend to weight less than your average man, they can't do anything except Ben Askren their way towards you and bite the shit out of you.
They aren't dangerous beyond their bite. If you're moderately strong/big, have experience in Muay Thai, Boxing or equivalent, don't panic, keep your cool and your distance, I think chimps gets front kicked into oblivion.
pitbulls jaws are also way too pushed into their face to get an optimal bite, a bite from a borzoi would be way more devastating and theyre more intelligent hunters in general
also most pitbulls today are dysgenic disabled goblins compared to the original pit bulls from 100 years ago
very generous of them to use 'confident' instead of 'stupid'
yes you are very intelligent for believing a house cat could beat you in a fight, has nothing to do with low self esteem that may or may not be justified depending on how weak you are at all
eagle are op
I would not want to fight a kangal, but I might be able to win. Superior grappling.
Would not want to fight a chimp.
I hate chimps so goddamned much but they have huge teeth and retard strength.
Gorilla, lion, elephant and king "look at the size of that thing, pull that up jamie" are all superior to me in unarmed combat and I would have to learn their ways of life in order to live harmoniously with them.
it isnt unarmed combat, they will use what nature gave them i.e crazy body strength, and you would use our superior intellect and craft/buy a weapon and kill it. We actually can win a fight against any animal given in the list.
The text says "if you were unarmed"
But I dont disagree with you.
Couldn't take on an elephant, rest is doable
8ft tall 400+lb Grizzly with claws and a thick hide is "doable". Holy delusion.
Wolf and up. Maybe not a kangaroo though
cobra, kangaroo, and wolf would all be easier to fight than a chimpanzee, don't know what makes people think chimps are weaker than those
Hard win but yes
Doubt I could win
I'm not winning
Maybe. One bite and I'm dead but otherwise ez
I'd whoop Kangaroo Jack's ass up and down the entire outback
I don't think so but maybe
Extremely slim chance
If you think you have even the tiniest of chances of beating one of these you're delusional and should give it a shot
What's wrong with an eagle? He weights 5 kg at best.
this weights 3kg
>"Now listen here you little shit."
>rat, house cat, goose, medium dog
>wolf, big dog, kangaroo
harder to kill but do-able
50/50, one bite and you're dead
>crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, grizzly
no no no
>only 38% of britons think they can beat a medium sized (Australian cattle dog sized) dog
yeah they arent that strong, i have an australian shepherd like image related and my pulling strength is stronger than his jaw strength, we play tug of war and i always win
I couldn't bring myself to beat such a good boy
australian shepherds are so well mannered, my dog can see me drop something that looks like a toy on the floor, and instead of taking it and chewing it, he guards it from my other dog until i get there and pick it up
Poor jack can't even have a stick? Sticks are part of our extended phenotype. Pointy sticks, bulky sticks, long sticks, barbed sticks, throwy sticks, sticks with sticky sticks, boom sticks.
this big mf will one shot you too so i dont think 50/50 is the right answer here
Yes but you can kill it before you die. Is that technically a win?
Watch me gay. Yeah it will fuck me up but I will overwhelm it with sheer size and mass. Eagles are not made for ground fights
the poision make you paralyze immediately i think
My question is, why do only 67-72% believe they can beat a rat? It's a fucking rat, more than a quarter of the population should not be doubting their abilities against a rat
my guess is that its mostly women saying they cant, the rest being sarcastic responses, which is fucking retarded in a large scale study
It was probably some stupid survey no one took seriously. That's what most of these "x percentage of this and thats believe such and such" bullshit headlines are.
Europeans don’t have a good track record against those fellas…
Rats dindu nuffin, it was the ticks on the rats that spread the Chinaflu
I am sure to win because my speed is superior
>30% believe they couldn't beat a rat
irl shitposting or srs? I can't tell anymore
How do you even beat an elephant in a fight? Like, barring any weapons, what the fuck do you do?
How much force is required to remove the tusks? Could break one off and use it as a stabbing weapon. Alternatively go full madman and jump inside its mouth in a desperate attempt at choking it to death
I can kill every single one of these one after another
>more confident about the dog than the chimp
Look canines you can pretty much just guillotine them and they're fucked. But a chimp is 1,000% gonna whoop your ass
>28% say they'll lose
Explain bro. Just stomp it
how the fuck do more people think they can beat a chimpanzee than a king cobra?
Anyone could kill a king cobra by stepping on it and being lucky, while not one would have a chance killing a grown up chimp.
>Less than 40% of Britons think they can beat a medium sized dog
I sure cannot beat a kangaroo I think, one mistake and you're done for
dunno about kobra but if its a life or death between me and a chimp I'm 80% sure I can survive the encounter
what are the terms of this fight? is preventing their escape part of the conditions of "winning"? because i see no other reason why rat wouldnt be 100%.
Have you ever tried fighting a rat? They're agile. They bolt and then you can never reach them.
>9% of Americans feel like they could take a croc
This is one of the few creatures on this planet that will actively hunt and eat people, and not out of desperation or an easy passing opportunity. Who are these retards?
Imagine being a zoomer and not having watched Steve Irwin catch and transport hundreds of these things on animal planet after family dinner.
the guy who was literally murdered by a FISH, lmao
yes, its possible to confine them, but you can't last forever, and you aren't able to damage it once you're ontop of it
Fish hook its eyes and skull fuck it
>get to its side (they suck at turning)
>get on top of it
>hold its mouth shut
>smash it with a rock
Americans are mentally ill
The first five and probably the kangaroo too
youtube kangaroos fighting/killing things
ME TAKE ON BEAR
>only ~70% think they could beat a rat in fight
Remember plenty of women absolutely go batshit if there's a even mouse or spider around them.
who the fuck looks at an elephant and says "yeah I'm gonna fuck him up"?
you don't get it bro, I get mad and just see red!
I can bench 3 plates, I can easily handle every single one of these gay dyelnimals
The british in everything
>30% of people think they'd lose to a house cat
I'd body a rat, cat, goose, dog, eagle, large dog, cobra, and crocodile everything else I don't believe I have a chance