Which ones do you think you could beat?

Which ones do you think you could beat?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >large dog
    Depends on breed. A large pitbull? You’re fricked
    >chimpanzee
    Lol. Lmao. This is where people are super delusional

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're also severely underestimating the cat. At the very least it would leave you with serious wounds to recover from by the time it's finally out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know about serious injuries, but yes you will definitely bleed. But an adult male should have no problem winning the fight.

        Also
        >eagle
        I’m not sure about this one. Are we fighting in a UFC cage? If so, I can probably snap his neck. If it’s a Roman style coliseum, and that fricker can just fly up then dive straight into my face, could be very challenging
        >cobra
        Would definitely beat, but will probably die later
        >medium sized dog
        Most of them for sure. But some breeds will literally rip off your balls and dick before you can do anything

        Other ones are a no-brainer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are not catching a fricking eagle with your bare hands to snap it's neck. Those frickers have talons and sharp beaks which they will dig your face out with.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some breeds will literally rip off your balls and dick before you can do anything
          The thought scares me I admit. Is this something animals do? On purpose?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is this something animals do?
            chimps do

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Granted they can be mean but it's still an eight pound animal, you could easily kill one with a hard kick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen a lanklet fight a huge pitbull and win. I don't think any grown man will have a problem with any dog if it's a one v one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even a large dog is less than 100 lb. As it 200 lb adult male, it should not pose a significant threat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A chimp is 88-130 lbs, and it will literally remove your face and eat your hands.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why if you want to get big, you should be apemaxing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/C8NYfoL.png

          >Is this something animals do?
          chimps do

          I think chimps are some of the most dangerous animals you can fight, simply for having utilities and intelligence remotely resembling humans, unlike almost all animals, but also insane strength.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Depends on breed. A large pitbull? You’re fricked

      Pitbulls are the Black folk of dogs. They can only gang-up on you or pick on the weak such as children and small women,

      I don't care what anybody says, in a straight fight to the death any man over or around 170-180 lb, would kill any large dog.

      Might lose an arm the process, but I'm taking that W home in the end.

      >Lol. Lmao. This is where people are super delusional

      I sorta agree, I think the amount of people that can take a chimp in a fight is very low but I think others swing to the other extreme as well, they aren't unbeatable.

      dumbfricks will link stories about some helpless grandma getting mauled by a chimp or some shit as if that proves anything. truth is they're only 1.5 times stronger pound for pound and tend to weight less than your average man, they can't do anything except Ben Askren their way towards you and bite the shit out of you.

      They aren't dangerous beyond their bite. If you're moderately strong/big, have experience in Muay Thai, Boxing or equivalent, don't panic, keep your cool and your distance, I think chimps gets front kicked into oblivion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        pitbulls jaws are also way too pushed into their face to get an optimal bite, a bite from a borzoi would be way more devastating and theyre more intelligent hunters in general
        also most pitbulls today are dysgenic disabled goblins compared to the original pit bulls from 100 years ago

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    very generous of them to use 'confident' instead of 'stupid'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes you are very intelligent for believing a house cat could beat you in a fight, has nothing to do with low self esteem that may or may not be justified depending on how weak you are at all

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eagle are op

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would not want to fight a kangal, but I might be able to win. Superior grappling.

    Would not want to fight a chimp.
    I hate chimps so goddamned much but they have huge teeth and moron strength.

    Gorilla, lion, elephant and king "look at the size of that thing, pull that up jamie" are all superior to me in unarmed combat and I would have to learn their ways of life in order to live harmoniously with them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it isnt unarmed combat, they will use what nature gave them i.e crazy body strength, and you would use our superior intellect and craft/buy a weapon and kill it. We actually can win a fight against any animal given in the list.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The text says "if you were unarmed"
        But I dont disagree with you.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't take on an elephant, rest is doable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      8ft tall 400+lb Grizzly with claws and a thick hide is "doable". Holy delusion.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wolf and up. Maybe not a kangaroo though

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cobra, kangaroo, and wolf would all be easier to fight than a chimpanzee, don't know what makes people think chimps are weaker than those

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rat
    Lmao
    >cat
    Yes
    >goose
    ggez
    >medium dig
    For sure
    >eagle
    Hard win but yes
    >large dog
    Doubt I could win
    >chimp
    I'm not winning
    >cobra
    Maybe. One bite and I'm dead but otherwise ez
    >kangaroo
    I'd whoop Kangaroo Jack's ass up and down the entire outback
    >wolf
    I don't think so but maybe
    >croc
    Extremely slim chance
    >gorilla
    >lion
    >elephant
    >bear
    If you think you have even the tiniest of chances of beating one of these you're delusional and should give it a shot

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with an eagle? He weights 5 kg at best.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this weights 3kg

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"Now listen here you little shit."

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rat, house cat, goose, medium dog
    no problem
    >wolf, big dog, kangaroo
    harder to kill but do-able
    >eagle
    40/60 chance
    >chimpanzee
    70/30 chance
    >king cobra
    50/50, one bite and you're dead
    >crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, grizzly
    no no no

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 38% of britons think they can beat a medium sized (Australian cattle dog sized) dog
    OH NONONONONONOOOOOOO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they arent that strong, i have an australian shepherd like image related and my pulling strength is stronger than his jaw strength, we play tug of war and i always win

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't bring myself to beat such a good boy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          australian shepherds are so well mannered, my dog can see me drop something that looks like a toy on the floor, and instead of taking it and chewing it, he guards it from my other dog until i get there and pick it up

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unarmed
    Poor jack can't even have a stick? Sticks are part of our extended phenotype. Pointy sticks, bulky sticks, long sticks, barbed sticks, throwy sticks, sticks with sticky sticks, boom sticks.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this big mf will one shot you too so i dont think 50/50 is the right answer here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but you can kill it before you die. Is that technically a win?

      You are not catching a fricking eagle with your bare hands to snap it's neck. Those frickers have talons and sharp beaks which they will dig your face out with.

      Watch me homosexual. Yeah it will frick me up but I will overwhelm it with sheer size and mass. Eagles are not made for ground fights

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the poision make you paralyze immediately i think

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My question is, why do only 67-72% believe they can beat a rat? It's a fricking rat, more than a quarter of the population should not be doubting their abilities against a rat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my guess is that its mostly women saying they cant, the rest being sarcastic responses, which is fricking moronic in a large scale study

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >study
        It was probably some stupid survey no one took seriously. That's what most of these "x percentage of this and thats believe such and such" bullshit headlines are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europeans don’t have a good track record against those fellas…

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rats dindu nuffin, it was the ticks on the rats that spread the Chinaflu

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elephant
    I am sure to win because my speed is superior

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30% believe they couldn't beat a rat
    irl shitposting or srs? I can't tell anymore

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even beat an elephant in a fight? Like, barring any weapons, what the frick do you do?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much force is required to remove the tusks? Could break one off and use it as a stabbing weapon. Alternatively go full madman and jump inside its mouth in a desperate attempt at choking it to death

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can kill every single one of these one after another

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more confident about the dog than the chimp
    Look canines you can pretty much just guillotine them and they're fricked. But a chimp is 1,000% gonna whoop your ass
    Also
    >rat
    >28% say they'll lose
    Explain bro. Just stomp it

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do more people think they can beat a chimpanzee than a king cobra?

    Anyone could kill a king cobra by stepping on it and being lucky, while not one would have a chance killing a grown up chimp.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Less than 40% of Britons think they can beat a medium sized dog
    Lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      simple as

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure cannot beat a kangaroo I think, one mistake and you're done for
    dunno about kobra but if its a life or death between me and a chimp I'm 80% sure I can survive the encounter

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the terms of this fight? is preventing their escape part of the conditions of "winning"? because i see no other reason why rat wouldnt be 100%.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever tried fighting a rat? They're agile. They bolt and then you can never reach them.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9% of Americans feel like they could take a croc
    This is one of the few creatures on this planet that will actively hunt and eat people, and not out of desperation or an easy passing opportunity. Who are these morons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a zoomer and not having watched Steve Irwin catch and transport hundreds of these things on animal planet after family dinner.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the guy who was literally murdered by a FISH, lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, its possible to confine them, but you can't last forever, and you aren't able to damage it once you're ontop of it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fish hook its eyes and skull frick it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get to its side (they suck at turning)
      >get on top of it
      >hold its mouth shut
      >smash it with a rock
      >free protein

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gorilla
    >Grizzly
    >Elephant
    >Lion

    >Elephant
    Americans are mentally ill

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first five and probably the kangaroo too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      youtube kangaroos fighting/killing things

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ME TAKE ON BEAR

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only ~70% think they could beat a rat in fight
    Really?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember plenty of women absolutely go batshit if there's a even mouse or spider around them.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elephant
    who the frick looks at an elephant and says "yeah I'm gonna frick him up"?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't get it bro, I get mad and just see red!

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can bench 3 plates, I can easily handle every single one of these homosexual dyelnimals

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The british in everything

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30% of people think they'd lose to a house cat

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd body a rat, cat, goose, dog, eagle, large dog, cobra, and crocodile everything else I don't believe I have a chance

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