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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's true, lol. Ripped chests/abs are like female hair dye jobs, they may get attention but no one is deciding who to marry over them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is dad bod considered dyel?

      This is what women mean when they say "dad bod" btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T. Never had abs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. banged hot chicks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the hot chick he banged

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is dad bod considered dyel?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women must like dad bods. I like milfs. I also like skinny flat 5'4" girls and everything in between. I don't think they actually prefer it though. That's cope.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When women say they prefer dad bods over muscular guys, this is what they mean by dad bod and this is what they imagine when you say muscular guy

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: most of the women who answered this bullshit survey are obese/fat. Of course they’d want you to have a ”dad bod” (be out of shape)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a gym of all places be promoting this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >planet fitness
      >gym
      PF is a genius business model to give credit where it's due.
      >fill "gym" with cardio machines and bare bones weight machines
      >charge lowest membership
      >so low that paypigs are happy to keep the direct debits open
      >all marketing is comforting "you're perfect the way you are" and "you don't want to be a LUNK GYMBRO" bullshit
      >offer free junk food to reinforce this
      >gym requires very little maintenence owing to barely anyone attending or really putting the equipment under any real wear and tear
      >profit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not about the body, it's about the implications surrounding it that women will picture when yo ask them if they prefer a dad body or a muscular body.
    "Dad body", it's in the name "dad". They picture a family man, a little out of shape, but responsible who raises kids has house and a stable job.
    Now, when you ask them to picture a muscula guy, they picture some himbo who spends too much time and effort in picking up large pieces of metal and drinks protein shakes.
    This is the scenario they imagine, so they answer dad bod. But in real life things aren't always like that, and if a woman has to chose between two responsible respected men, one fit and the other out of shape, they're not choosing the fatty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's usually true but if a woman thinks she's gross (almost always correctly) she'd probably pick the frumpy guy because he's less likely to leave.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not I, rabbi

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >planet fitness
    Yeah I'd totally trust their "research."

    "Excuse me madam, sorry for interrupting your half arsed stroll on the treadmill, we're collecting research! Do you prefer this man *picture of Momoa on the beach between films so his bf is about 20%* OR this man *picture of a 5'5 roidmonkey on stage looking like a stack of billiard balls vacuumpacked inside a veiny condom*
    "Oooh man A for sure teehee!"
    "Thanks madam! Print the poster, get it hung up everywhere! Don't forget your free pizza madam!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not funny man. Stop posting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sound fat

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PSA: Dadbod is a psyop from clever women to lock down a man and prevent them from having other available options because their physique is less than great, thus ensuring their economic and familial security

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you realize that all girls want is for you to be a pseudo second Dad. Then you finally realize that Dadbod is the correct choice

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Study by planet fatness
    >Fat women want dad bod, so that their partners can't have standards
    >Women lie to be politically correct

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this sounds like cope but even if women found weak b***h boy bodies hot (they don't it's just virtue signalling) that shouldn't mean you should desire it yourself. Imagine you fall for this cope as a guy hypothetically, you are weak and out of shape, some prison shredded psycho comes and murders you and loots your body. Good thing you had your dad bod to impress the women tho amirite?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares what women like… I need a 3 pl8 bench and a petite troony.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naw m8 I'm fricking fat.

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