who here yellowpilled? >411kcal per 1kg of food. >rinse and eat

who here yellowpilled?
>411kcal per 1kg of food
>rinse and eat

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't it make your skin orange if you eat too many?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      got a bottle of beta-carotene. will also be putting my juicer to good use in the coming weeks. i want to look like donald trump with that presidential orange glow.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It did not make me orange, am currently eating 5 a day.

      It made me yellow my mom said i looked like the simpsons.

      Better that way, people will think i have hepatitis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can actually tan from eating carrots

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I became carrotpilled last week actually. Eating them every day now.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just die bro

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those are orange you dumb frick. how did you even figure out how to post here

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >filled with oxalates
    >accumulates platinum, lead, antimony, cadmium, and arsenic
    >most members of it's immediate family are either toxic or produce blistering sap
    actual moron-tier vegetable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      say that to my face little b***h boy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        c-can i eat them cooked ray peat-san I dont like them raw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          YOU WILL EAT THEM SHAVED RAW, WITH COCONUT OIL AND APPLE CIDER VINEGAR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you are not immune to lead after all these years I'm sorry for you, but you are not made to survive into this planet homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he's not leadmaxxing to increase his bone weight for endurance gains during cardio
        NGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the herbalist anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's the ketoschizo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up autist.

          >filled with oxalates
          >accumulates platinum, lead, antimony, cadmium, and arsenic
          >most members of it's immediate family are either toxic or produce blistering sap
          actual moron-tier vegetable

          I remember you. One day you should make a tier list on the least toxic plants. Maybe add some annotations on which metals they have or how to detox from their specific toxins.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're not recognizable for the most part. I'm just smarter than the majority of IST and I remember you on the "why are they allowed to do this" thread. From what I recall you said birds that eat fruits would suffer the least from bioaccumulation of toxins.

            Oh frick I might be too autistic kek
            I'd love to put together a post regarding a guide to veggies, maybe over summer when I'm less bogged with school so I can put together a fancy flashy graphic and everything

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't feel pressured to make it look too nice, better to start off with something shit and build it up.

              Something like picrel would be pretty good (grouped bar graph) where you can show concentrations of the most common metals. Have the most common ones, and the 5th/4th and final bar be black/purple symbolizing your overall rating of its toxicity including any rare metals.
              >platinum, lead, antimony, cadmium, and arsenic
              Maybe cards would be good? Tier list would be good but you wouldn't know the specific metals for each one, sort of like putting shark on F-tier for mercury but everything else has lead. Maybe you can make the tier list then edit it with stickers, e.g. lead would be a grey circle or just a grey Pb.

              Good luck with school herbalist brah.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe cards would be good? Tier list would be good but you wouldn't know the specific metals for each one, sort of like putting shark on F-tier for mercury but everything else has lead. Maybe you can make the tier list then edit it with stickers, e.g. lead would be a grey circle or just a grey Pb.
                oh there's almost no way on earth to make it anything other than either a monsterously sized excel spreadsheet or a multipage short novel of graphs and figures, so I'll probably focus on data first and try to find some god forsaken way to graphically design the first two options into something a high schooler could read

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        depends on what that means, the thought I'm recognizable across anon posts is horrifying

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're not recognizable for the most part. I'm just smarter than the majority of IST and I remember you on the "why are they allowed to do this" thread. From what I recall you said birds that eat fruits would suffer the least from bioaccumulation of toxins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This gay is afraid of carrots lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I quite admire the carrot family, very few plants accumulate heavy metals like platinum at all, though it'd be cool if it was an economic amount (1 acre of carrots would sell for roughly 15 tons of carrot is roughly 150g of platinum is roughly 9000$ where 15000kg (15tons) of carrot would sell for $45000 or more)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          roughly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes, when taking statistical values to create a model, an inherent error is observed

            this homie mining carrots

            damn fricking right, following in the footsteps of 1800s geophysicist who did it with gold and horsetail/equisetum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this homie mining carrots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still afraid of minuscule amounts of heavy metals
      You eat less dirt than all your ancestors and you're a gay because of it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm telling ya man, you can seriously train endurance during cardio by leadmaxxing and letting that lead replace the calcium in your bones, you've gotta try it sometime

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    definitely use a peeler on the outermost layer

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any difference if I just eat the bagged baby carrots they sell at the store.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I get the munchies after getting drunk on vodka, I eat like 300g of carrots.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    carrots are god tier fiber boosting snacks. if you dont buy a bag of baby carrots a week youre not gmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any difference if I just eat the bagged baby carrots they sell at the store.

      >baby carrots
      women

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