Who would win? Someone who never lifted but did MMA for 15 years OR someone who lifted during 15 years but never had any form of fighting experience?
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Who would win? Someone who never lifted but did MMA for 15 years OR someone who lifted during 15 years but never had any form of fighting experience?
little monkey fella
it depends. people can be decently strong without lifting, and a 15 year mma professional definitely would be. but if you give the skills of a 15 year long mma pro to some random guy that can bench, say, less than a plate, and have him fight someone that can bench 500 pounds, the lifter will probably win. also it depends on how much of a difference there is too. if you use the examples in your image, regardless of the skill of the Big Guy, unless he's a literal retard, he would completely destroy the 5'10 guy, who i assume is a skilled professional
why did none of you retards read the post
>why did none of you retards read the post
i read the post but decided that monkeys are infinitely more interesting
It says "who would win?" In the post title. Not reading anything else op wrote, and the monkey would kill them both
because you buried the lead, dumb dumb
there are no monkeys in that image
Stop talking shite. Play a record
Well no shit chimps have a bite force that is equal to that of a large bear.
the fighter would destroy the lifter. It would be like fighting a child
i would bet eveything on the chimp, a human cannot beat a chimp
Shaw could just sit on the chimp and it would be helpless.
the money would just start biting into him and aggressively clawing at him until shaw would be forced to move and then the monkey would pounce and bite his face and hes dead. what now, powersharter?
He'll move but the monkey will have a collapsed ribcage and two lungs that don't function anymore. Imagine a silverback jumping up and down on your ribcage. That's the size difference here.
You can't beat someone who's 4 times your size, they're just gonna walk all over you.
it's not someone it's a chimpanzee you can't lay on it it will jump on your face and rip your eyes out
Are chimps good jumpers? I would have thought they would need to climb up you, or jump on you from above.
>it will jump on your face and rip your eyes out
Everyone instinctually defends their face. Easier said than done.
Shaw would manhandle the fighter. And he would eventually beat the chimp after sustaining severe injuries in the process.
i think a human can beat a chimp, I just dont think they can beat it and keep their genitalia or face skin still on.
Fair assessment. I'm on the human side and I agree.
human cant win chimps are much stronger and have bigger teeth we are also smarter
The monkey wins against both
the ape would destroy both so hard its not even funny. this is not even a debatable topic
im pretty sure that chimp would tear the testicles off both men before they could land a strike
the fat one could choke the monkey to death if he gets lucky
Brian Shaw can pick up a 100 pound blob
He also used to have the world record keg throw, besides Hapfthor he is probably the strongest man ever
He would rip that chimp limb from limb
YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED.
I WAS A ZOO KEEPER FOR A LONG TIME. THAT CHIMP WOULD FUCK UP ANY MAN TO THE POINT IT WOULD ALTER HIS LIFE FOR EVER.
THE FIRST THING THEY RIP OFF IS YOUR GENITALS, THEN YOUR EYES AND THEN YOUR NOSE AND EARS ETC ETC UNTIL YOU ARE BLOODY PULP OF NOTHING.
A CHIMP CAN ONE ARM LIFT A HUGE MAN NO PROBLEM AND I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES,
this guy knows what he's talking about,monkeys are far more feral than the strongest crackhead outthere,combined with there overwhelming quick reflexes,everything's all nice and good in a fight until you suddenly dont have your garden gnomeels anymore.
>overwhelming quick reflexes
They have slower reflexes than humans and the intelligence/coordination of an actual retard.
ok,are you willing to put this to the test and find out if you could outpace/outmaneuver your average chimp?
Is the discussion whether I could beat one or whether a trained fighter (heavyweight kickboxer for example) could?
neither could. Chimpanzees are killing machines, you could take a roidmonkey heavyweight kickboxing champ like prime Overeem and he would fold after the chimp tears off their dick and balls and eats them in front of him.
He would kill the chimp and tear its dick off. I don't get why you fags think a chimp is more aggressive than a human when our brain chemistry is almost identical and both would be fighting for their lives. The only real advantage the chimp has is its jaw.
you're a retard if you think you can compare to the aggression of a wild animal, even if you were od'ing on meth like a german ww2 soldier all the fight will be taken out of you when the chimp uses it's herculean fast twitch monkey strength to rip off your dick with one yank.
I think I'd be more pissed and more willing to kill the chimp if it ripped my dick off, bozo.
I think you'd bleed out and die while screaming in agony.
You think no one has ever suffered a dick injury and won a fight? A ripped dick isn't the end of a fight. A 200lb man can literally lay a knee on a chimp and crush its ribcage or throat.
I'm sure they will lay there and let you put your knee on their neck til they can't sneed. Surely the chimpanzee won't just climb you and rip off and eat every part of your face.
The chimp has the strength of a 150lb man and 100lbs of weight. A 200lbs muay thai/kickboxer guy could fucking swat him off or break his bones with knees, elbows, hook punches, etc. As long as a fighter can prevent the chimp from getting to their vitals, the chimp will tire out far faster than a human due to memetwitch fibers.
chimpanzees can weigh over 150 pounds and are 1.5 times a strong as a human, now imagine every muscle in that body clinging to your face. You are not swatting a chimpanzee, they will grab your face and you will not possibly be able to get them off while they rip and tear at every facial feature you have and soon won't.
>it will just tire out faster
You aren't having a striking match with a chimpanzee, you're not gonna wait til the later rounds for it to tire out, you will die.
>chimpanzees can weigh over 150 pounds
Very unlikely, the average male chimp is like 88-130lbs. For the sake of the argument, are you using an average chimp or the strongest known chimp of all time? My point is an above average human has decent chances of winning against an average male chimp. And stop acting like the chimp will "just get to the face). Chimps are fast but not lightning fast, and they are aggressive but predictable (probably wouldn't know how to feint). A trained fighter knows to prioritize protecting the head.
>Chimpanzees are between 3 feet 3 inches and 5 feet 6 inches (1 to 1.7 meters) tall when standing upright like a human. However, they mostly walk on all fours using their knuckles and feet. Males are slightly bigger than females. A male can weigh up to about 154 lbs. (70 kilograms) in the wild, compared with a maximum weight of about 110 lbs. (50 kg) for a female, according to the University of Michigan's Animal Diversity Web (ADW).
You're not beating a 130 pound one either.
>the chimpanzee probably can't even feint
do you think the chimpanzee is going to let the kickboxer keep striking range? Do you kickbox? How are you going to throw strikes at something that smaller than you, still stronger than you, and crawling up your body.
A hook can be thrown from point blank, knees can be thrown from very close range. Elbows can be thrown from point blank. Do you do any martial arts at all? A trained and strong fighter is not to be trifled with. Keep in mind that the chimp is still weaker than the human by virtue of being much smaller.
You’d break your hand on its skull and I don’t have any reference point for this but I imagine a chimp can take a punch judging off the shape of the skull
We've discussed this pretty thoroughly, the sides and top of a chimp skull aren't substantially stronger than a human skull. The front is. Hence I think a hook would have the same amount of knockout power on a chimp as on a human, even if you break your hand in the process.
have you boxed? If you're gonna knock someone out with one hook you have to hit them on the chin. I don't think landing a hook on a quickly moving tiny chimpanzee chin is reliable.
With a chimp, the jaw is far larger/reinforced and the placement of the neck makes rocking their head with a chin-shot harder. You're going to have a better chance concussing them with a hook to the temple than a cross, hook, or uppercut to the chin.
>How are you going to throw strikes at something that smaller than you, still stronger than you, and crawling up your body.
It would be eating a couple knees and kicks to the head before it even gets to the body. Look at this.
This is the knees and kicks of a well trained heavyweight.
what a great gameplan. Maybe throw some jabs too to keep the range, the chimpanzee can't even feint so I can't see how you would lose.
Once it's on you I guess you'd have to try and crush it by slamming your weight on top of it.
>A 200lb man can literally lay a knee on a chimp and crush its ribcage or throat.
Yes but he'll get sent to prison in Minnesota after
chimpanzees have double the fast twitch muscle fiber of humans and are built to rip and tear. You have the intelligence of an actual retard, sub-chimpanzee without a doubt.
Everyone knows Chimps are fucking killers m8. This midwit click b8 tier shit about "chimps akshually aren't cute and cuddly" was common knowledge years ago.
Just because an animal is fucking dangerous doesn't mean that arguably the strongest human man ever wouldn't still kill him though.
Having said that if I could ressurect some kind of mountain man like Liver Eating Johnson or something he'd probably have a better chance than even shaw against the chimp. I think it sort of takes a borderline deranged killer of a man who has escaped the bounds of humanity to fight wild animals and I'm not sure shaw has the sensibility for it.
Like he did with Larry Wheels?
>Someone who never lifted but did MMA for 15 years OR someone who lifted during 15 years but never had any form of fighting experience?
MMA easily. You can't win in a sport you didn't train for.
Imagine if the monkey was trained in martial arts. It would be invincible.
the chimp, and any other animal besides humans, are already at peak fighting abilities because they live through their instincts while human live through... something else. Animals are naturally at their peak fighting potential while humans need to develop this through training. It's like those animals who start walking right after they're born as opposite to humans who need months if not years to barely stand on our feet.
Yeah that's it. There is a single professional fighter on this planet that has the natural reflexes and intuition for movement that, say, a tiger has. It's hardwired into their brains because they need it to survive. We've devoted more of our own brain to figuring stuff out and using tools, which is obviously far better in the big picture but sort of shit for combat
I want a show where different animals get trained for a while and then they get to fight each other. We could even develop some weapons for them
Chimps immediately go to tear off your dick and balls then twist and break all your fingers and toes and then only do they claw your face off. What do you think retard?
I think I'd rather face a wolf than a monkey
Dude. If chimps were everywhere and they had full freedom the way people do, we'd have a FUCKING SERIOUS PROBLEM. It would be chaaoosss, you wouldn't be able to leave your house. If there was as many chimps as there were people you would never be able to get to your car. They would mug you every chance they got. They would rip your fucking feet off, and fuck your ass. If you don't think chimps will steal babies and eat them, you haven't been paying attention to the literature.
Have you tried DMT bro?
>invalidates your "baby-eating feet-ripping ass-raping monsters" with a single press of a trigger
chimps could never into invention, they are nearly as bad as blacks
lol they literally tried killing travis the chimp and unloaded mags into him and he wouldn't stop. you would have ZERO chance against a chimp, with out without a gun.
Travis did stop attacking after getting shot, and ran away back home. And then he died. Any firearm will kill a chimp.
Oh no no, CCWsisters??????
I've seen him put some monkeys into their place a few times
dude is a beast
Larry wheels and his buddies doesnt count
I can't believe he got away with it and managed to have it rug swept...
Larry has returned from hiding in Dubai, what concessions do you think he had to make?
>anyone implying holocaust Shaw would lose to a chimp
you guys are sorely mistaken, that's buckbreaker shaw in his prime
Shaw would rape everyone and you're retarded
Chimps have a habit of biting things off. Fingers, lips, ears, peckers. Anything dangly. Unless they really pound it’s head things are gonna get fucked up quick. Any grappling or choking would probably be a bad idea. Best bet is if they are strong kickers they could bust it up good at the start.
GSP fights at 195lbs
Non human apes actually have a really big disadvantage in a fight that their center of gravity is too low to punch properly which is why they flail their arms in a fight
Apes are vicious and rip and tear and shit, but i’m serious when i say that one proper punch to the head and it’s lights out for them since they’re not built for it
>gets eyes, lips, nose, ears, balls, dick, fingers, and toes ripped off and eaten
>center of mass follows arm
>instantly kill human
>eat human's face while he explains why you'd be bad in a fight because you can't punch
you punch would do nothing to an ape
The MMA guy
You can knockout a chimp no problem
>You can knockout a chimp no problem
Not as easily as humans, their skulls are not as fragile
>their skulls are not as fragile
Where are you getting this figure? When I looked it up (like someone who is not retarded and parrots assumptions without question), I found that human and chimp skull thickness/density are within variation of each other.
You're such a fucking idiot
The cranial bones are about the same thickness, so if you hit a chimp with hooks and slamming punches from above, you'll do about the same amount of damage as you would to a human.
Apes literally have a massive bone ridge down in their head and armored eye socketd to counter getting knocked out you colossal fucking clown bozo.
That's a gorilla. Granted chimp faces and jaws are reinforced, their upper cranium and sides aren't much stronger than a human's.
>You can knockout a chimp no problem
>gets stabbed with a knife
>gets hit with a shovel
>just gets more pissed
>also fat fuck
travis was 80kg
Nooooo, there is no chance in hell a healthy prime human with combat experience can even pose a threat to a chimp!!!
not watching you are none of those things though
Fake as shit story
I punched a window and I still have scars from it, show me the chimp scars
if she bite into the guy's arm them it should have scars from the bite
Yeah chimps are strong, but a difference of nearly 2 feet and 4 times it's fucking bodyweight is way too much for it to handle against Shaw. Dude could repeatedly smash it's fucking head into the ground with one arm. You guys really overestimate these dumbass monkeys.
Oh yeah bitch? hows about you fight a chimp?
I'm not 6'8 and over 400 pounds, just a manlet.
>Who would win, someone who trained for something or someone who didn't
A chimp is not nearly as large and strong as a full grown male human, not to mention one that trains.
Probably interesting to watch tbh.
Fighter vs lifter would boil down to whether the lifter had enough agility to avoid the fighters strikes long enough to get ahold of them. With ground and pound even a dumbass could wreck the best trained fighter with 300 extra pounds. And this is coming from someone with 3+ years of grappling experience. But if the fighter is able to hit and run well enough, a lifters chin is just as strong as a non lifters (maybe a little stronger from neck muscles but not much). Tons of lifters have shit mobility from the inhuman amount of muscle around their joints, but some lifters regularly keep up flexibility.
Monke is a meme. Bites are nice and all, but if someone really wanted to hurt the monke instead of trying to run away and getting scared of it, they could grab the fucker and slam it into the ground. They'd probably get some NASTY bites, but in the end the fighter or lifter would knock the monke out before ever bleeding out or anything like that.
I hate that I'm so artistically interested in this shit, giving OPs stupid ass thread attention...
Thor bjornsson has videos of him getting spanked in grappling matches.
I wish he would take BJJ for a few years and annihilate everyone.
Even a few years of training wouldn't give Hafthor the functional strength to beat BJJ champions.
In an MMA fight he would win easily
Nah. He would smash everyone. He is 6'7" and can deadlift 1,104lbs.
Functional strength isn't real, it's the same as gym strength.
Starting on the ground in side control. What about an actual fight where he’s not being friendly?
dude just take the fucking L you are not beating a chimp
>give monkey banana laced with tranqs
>stab him in the neck
Chimps are massively overrated as fighters
HOW SO FUCK FACE?
THEY ARE NOT FIGHTERS AT ALL BUT WILL DEFEND THEMSELVES AND ONCE IN A WHILE GO APESHIT, NO PUN INTENDED, WHEN THEY ENGAGE IN TRIBAL WARFARE..OTHERWISE THEY ARE FAIRLY DOCILE UNLESS THEY SUFFER FROM SOME ILLNESS.
Bc chimps are weak, they are just mean. Nothing is stopping you from beinh just as mean. But you are bigger and stronger.
That's my feeling yeah. Humans seems tame and pussy compared to chimps so that's why people think the chimp would win. But they don't take into account how humans behave in a life or death situation.
There's stories of humans fighting off sharks. I'm sure a guy like Thor would demolish a chimp if he has to survive. He looks end up being injured for sure but would kill the chimp.
of course the wild animal will win, as they have no restraint and will go all-in and fight as if their life depended on it
A gorilla would beat all of them. Animals got training by sparring other animals.
Shaw > Chimp > Twink
Probably the black guy posted in your pic, has the feral experience fighting other predators
Soiboys on this website seriously love sucking chimp cock. Why would a tiny gay monkey beat Shaw or someone like me? I am literally stronger than a chimp there's no question about it, they are tiny.
>muh they will rip your balls and face off
Yeah and I'll rip its balls, face and head right off
Daily reminder that UFC double champion and hall of famer BJ Penn got knocked out by some fat guy outside of a bar.
anyone can get sucker punched... that proves nothing
But I'm supposed to believe that these dudes could beat someone 250lbs heavier than them with superhuman strength? Speaking of sucker punches, Conor Mcgregor couldn't even knock out an old man on a barstool with a sucker punch. One/Bellator champ Ben Askren and UFC champion Tyron Woodley got knocked out by a Youtuber. Anderson Silva lost too. Obviously UFC guys can fight better than your average scrub but MMA isn't magic. Shaw would obviously ragdoll any non-heavyweight MMA fighter in a street fight. None of their training is designed to prepare them for a man who is 2.5x their weight and strength.
This. But people still need their modern ninja myths. It is sacred to small children everywhere, they invincible little guy who through sheer secret technique wins alone. Underdog worship will not allow them to see. The shitty and retarded story of david and goliath is their divine parable of the distorted reality
you sound like a fag
no moron they don't "just fight better than your average guy" you fucking RETARD
These people are exeptional athletes and can seriously injure anyone that has no clue about fighting
Thats why they have weight classes you aren't allowed to breach, right? Lmao
you're so dumb, weight classes make sense only if fighter have similar skills
How come similar skill fighters need to be the same weight as their opponent? I thought weight didn't matter, just technique?
don't make them post the video of the mma enthousiast murdering the bodybuilder with street fight experience
>The two men are not that far off from each other in size. Similar height, maybe 50lbs difference.
>It still takes a few minutes of fighting for the MMA guy to knock out the bodybuilder
>Bodybuilder at one point has the MMA guy in a headlock.
Yeah exactly. Now imagine the same scenario but the bodybuilder is maybe 200lbs heavier and trained to to be strong as fuck at the highest levels (as opposed to just looking good).
>Yeah exactly. Now imagine the same scenario but the bodybuilder is maybe 200lbs heavier and trained to to be strong as fuck at the highest levels (as opposed to just looking good).
HE WOULD BE HUFFING FOR AIR QUICKER.
OMG !!!! HE HAD HIM IN A HEAD LOCK..THE HORROR...YOU GUYS ARE ALL FAT AND UNTRAINED HUH?
>These people are exeptional athletes and can seriously injure anyone that has no clue about fighting
Yeah like that elderly man Conor McGregor punched and failed to knock off a barstool? Real life isn't anime. Brian Shaw is also an exceptional athlete. 250lbs isn't a small difference. Grappling someone roughly your size in training is not going to be similar to grappling a guy who's a fucking giant you can't move or physically manipulate in any way.
thar's literally what grappling was made for lmao
since you gays are so obsessed with the "skinny guy vs brian shaw" thing there is literally a video of this
MMA fighter admits the truth at 11:25. The argument is over.
>t. doesnt know jack shit about ground game
this assumes he actually manages to take him down and get in such a dominant position. he literally let him in one of the best positions to be in before starting
>this assumes he actually manages to take him down and get in such a dominant position
Which he would because he's fucking 425lbs of muscle
best way to submit someone that big is the choke from the back
BJ PENN. SOBER , WOULD KILL YOU. END OF STORY. CASE CLOSED..AND THAT HIM BEING CLOSE TO 50.
HE WAS DRUNK AND ON A BENDER. HE ON THE WAGON NOW AND WILL ACCEPT ANY CHALLENGE AT HIS DOJO...I DARE YOU TO GO THEIR AND FIGHT HIM SOBER AND SEE HOW THAT GOES FAT FUCK...
ALSO A REMINDER, THIS WAS AFTER BEING DRUNK AND ON METH FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT AND ALSO HAVING PISS AND SHIT IN HIS PANTS BECAUSE HE WAS SO FUCKED UP.
HE INVITED THE MAN TO FIGHT ONE ON ONE, SOBER...MAN LEFT THE ISLAND. HE'S NOT BACK BECAUSE BJ WOULD MAIM HIM PERMANENTLY.
Dude got humiliated for 10 minutes, an actual fighter can do literally whatever he wants to him.
But the got up, 2 times, you would propably not.
Brian Shaw has a bigger chance of fighting the monkey off if it came down to it. But neither of them would be wise to go anywhere near it. They don't want that smoke.
>BigGuy in that order
But I bet prime out no-testicle no-eyes no-nose Minowaman will find a way to make the monkey tap out of the fight. He's the coolest 🙂
Honestly, I say it depends on the relative weight and height of both. If the lifter utterly mogs the fighter by 6 inches and weights a good 80 pounds more, then it doesn’t matter how good you are at putting somone in an arm bar. You’re gonna get manhandled and thrown down hard AF. Now, if they’re around the same height and the lifter only has 10-20 pounds more in mass, then yeah my money is on the fighter.
Unless you’re just cocky and stupid, even good fighters know when to not pick a fight with someone. Knowing how to fight doesn’t automatically mean you’ll win every fight against people who have no fight training.
Guize I'm a super skilled MMA man but my opponent is 2lb heavier than me BAN HIM ITS NOT FAIR WAWAWAWAWA :''''''(
>super skilled mma fighter
>against super skilled mma fighter, 10 lbs heavier
ofc that makes a difference retard. imagine if they got a skinny manlet like dj or cejudo to fight a random tub of lard off the street. it would probably be fun to watch but still onesided. its better to see a fight on similar skill levels with no weight difference to actually determine who is more talented
IT WOULD GO EXACTLY LIKE THIS. BUT PROBABLY WORSE:
Assuming that both are the same height and begin at the same weight - the MMA guy. The MMA guy is still going to gain plenty of muscle weight (the lifter will obviously gain a lot more) and have significantly better cardio than the lifter.
But the most important thing here is that you've said the lifter has NEVER had any form of fighting experience. This means the lifter probably can't even throw an actual punch. Shit, he might even put his thumb inside his fist. If he DOES somehow connect a punch, it'll hurt significantly less than the MMA guy's punch (proper technique will give HUGE punch gains)
Either way they'll both lose to the guy who spends 2 hours buying a gun and getting a very basic course on how to use it.
I love DEX vs STR threads
André would destroy the chimp though
EXCEPT ANDRE GOT FUCKED UP BY STU HARTS BLACK BEAR IN CALGARY..NICE TRY THOUGH....
Chimps are smaller but can pull your arm right off you. The chimp would win.
Thats like asking "who would bench more, a bodybuilder or a swimmer"
Chimps, like many animals, have a massive massive amount of glucose transporters in their muscle tissue relative to humans, which gives them an enormous strength advantage. Pound for pound, their muscle tissue is terrifyingly stronger than humans, and that ape can literally rip your face off with just its hands, or smash your skull in. Humans evolved to have most of our glucose transporters in the brain so to allow for higher intelligence... it's an evolutionary metabolic tradeoff of where to devote limited bodily resources
Chimps are stronger pound for pound, but significantly weaker overall since they are way smaller than humans.
No. Chimps have a strength advantage per pound of muscles on humans because of their nervous system. Your muscle fibers individually are attached to nerves. A nerve may attach to several muscle fibers. When a nerve attaches to many muscle fibers, it's called a large motor unit. So when the nerve fires for the large motor unit, a large number of muscle fibers contract at once for a large amount of strength. The other type of motor unit is a small motor unit that is only attached to a few different muscle fibers. This allows for the fine control of appendages and a fairly precise control of limbs. The amount of small motor units an animal has correlated to the amount of grey matter in their brain. Chimps have very low grey matter and likewise primarily have large motor units. This allows them to easily use a large amount of strength in a single motion. Whereas human beings have much more small motor units; so human beings can learn how to do fairly precise tasks like making tools, performing surgery, or playing a musical instrument. But he cannot use all his strength at once. In order to use more of his muscle in a motion, he has to shock his nervous system into learning how to use more small motor units in a single task. This is why maxing regularly is essential for power lifting in particular.
Glucose transporters are not the answer to why since both chimps and humans alike get energy during prolonged exercise first from their glycogen stores in their muscles. After which, the body uses free glucose in the blood or tries to convert fat into glucose. The glucose transporters only come in to play when accounting for low body fat.
Likewise, the muscle fibers of a chimp are no different from a human in structure so their structure does not come into play. The idea of "fast twitch" v. "slow twitch" is a misnomer because the only real difference is the size of the motor units in general.
100 pounds is small for a chimp so I could see the strongman winning. Besides, Brian Shaw has an experience advantage, because he kills chimps every day as a hobby if you catch my drift
the chimp would win and that is actual science
Chimps are NOT stronger than TRAINED HUMANS.
Any study with SANE METHODOLOGY shows this.
CHIMPS CANNOT LIFT 1/2/3/4
HOW MANY THREADS ON THIS DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU STUPID moronS TO UNDERSTAND THIS
I live inside your walls! 🙂
someone's gonna settle this argument irl one day and I cant wait to hopefully see it.
A healthy male chimp will always win simply due to aggression and sheer twitch muscle force.
There's no contest. It's just that it has no inhibitions. No human is ready to face that sort of rage.
it's kind of pathetic that even the strongest most manly men of mankind can't even take down a little tiny chimplet. To put things in perspective, pic rel would fucking annihilate an entire pack of alpha male chimps and it would be easy. Humans are insanely weak compared to animals. It's fucking pathetic, really. If we were not that smart we would get purged from the food chain. Literally all we got is our mind.
>NOOO THE HECKIN CHIMPERINOS HAVE LITERAL SUPERSTRENGTH I KNOW BECAUSE I HEARD IT ON THE JRE
>EIGHT. TIMES. STRONGER.
You gays will never accept the mma>chimps truth no matter how hard you get BTFO
Chimp strength = meme
Chimp mauling examples = meme
Chimp dick ripping = meme
Biting is literally their only advantage which is totally negated by their huge striking disadvantage
Joe rogan really has ruined an entire generations conception of animal strength.
One day I'm going to beat up a chimp and make it look easy.
>goes to one bjj trial class
>thinks he can fight a chimpanzee
you should test this out, get someone to film it
Akchually I think grappling is the worst strat
I feel very confident in my abilities to sumi gaeshi a chimp and take mount if I fought one, not sure if it would just rip my head off from bottom or bite halfway through my neck after that though.
This. I would argue a chimp is about as dangerous as a 150lb muscular untrained man with a shitty shiv. Lethal to most people, but not invulnerable.
Lol ure retarded ive used a knofe in self defense before. If the guys not retarded hes just going to pull the knife in and out continuously. There's no defense against it granted the person is actually trying to kill you and not just holding you up or raping you at knifepoint or whatever
It isn't like the movies with the turn a key or whatever dumb stupid shit or leave it in its in amd out in and out
Yeah, that's my point. The approach to fighting a guy with a knife is to maintain distance from the knife arm and smash them as hard and fast as you can. The same would go for fighting a chimp, you have to do your best to avoid getting the jaw near your vitals.
Someone needs to give 1 million to a pro mma fighter to go in the cage with a chimp. Everyone would want to see it. Even those who say it's animal cruelty. Anyways the chimp will come out victorious unless the fight is rigged and they drug the chimp before hand. In a real fight the chimp will win. It would just be great seeing how it goes.
All profits could go to a chimp protection organization so sjws don't seethe.
Well some fat Hispanic did wrestle a muzzled chimp at one point:
Vid is pretty sad tbh. But the main takeaway from when they did engage was that there wasnt some insane noticable wrestling advantage for the chimp - altho it does land an extremely kino dropkick towards the end.
Obviously it's jaws are a chimps main advantage.
that's not even a chimp out he just wanted the fat mexican to fuck off
Based, you must have huge balls to try this. After watching this video I'm convinced that even Joe Rogan could take down a chimp with one of his legendary kicks. One kick to the face of the chimp and it's over. I think it's fair to assume someone with a good kick game (even better if they are tall and have longer reach) have insane advantage against a chimp. I think a lanklet with a great kick game has better advantage than say brian shaw who would get 100% fucked by trying to wrestle the monke.
>not even angry
humans can't possibly think that they have a chance in a fight to death, you guys are delusional
Some Saudi prince just needs to pay some half decent roided up middleweight or higher 50mil to fight a chimp to death.
Put it on ppv.
Wait... who wins if both of them die?
Chimpfags need to be reminded that man, not beast, was made in the image of god.
I call them chimp simps
you wouldn't fight one though
Some powerlifter fought a much smaller mma fighter and got killed
Either give the humans daggers or muzzle the chimp.
Those horrific chump attack stories you hear are from chimps using their great strength to pin a human in place but then using canine and molars to grind and rip up the human..take away the chimps weapons and you've got a creature with about 1.5 times the strength of a strong man.
>got a creature with about 1.5 times the strength of a strong man.
No, it's 1.5 times the strength of a manlet of equivalent weight, so a regular weight lean muscle man (~150-170lbs)
1.5x the strength of a 45kg man, which isnt more than an average man. Whats dangerous is their teeth and bite strength, viciousness and very strong fingers.
Chimps look like this natty and just by eating oranges and leaves and doing calisthenics
Disingenuous gay argument. Using a 7 foot strongman to insinuate that a lifter beats a fighter. 99.999999% of the time the person who trains to fight wins.
The person who only lifts needs a *massive* size advantage to have a chance.
Brian "The Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv" Shoah would win handily
Remember that WSM they had in Africa? There's a reason the competition never went back, the UN wouldn't allow it after the level of buck breaking that took place that week.
That vid of Mcgregor and the mountain exposed power lifters.
>hurr durr if he got his hands on him he'd kill Mcgregor
Conor just bounced around him for 45 seconds and Halfbor was completely gassed, done.
He wasn't even using 10% of his power.