Why are bald guys so damn creepy?

I started cutting my hair less often just to frick with them, they seethe on the street when they see a fit guy with hair.Why are they in so much pain, I mean it's just hair?

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  1. 3 days ago
    Sage

    You’re gay and do not lift
    Saged btw

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    because bald guys are the dudes who we used to shove in the army to go rape the women of the enemy.

    they are literally shock troopers, except we live in peace time

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      hehe

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bald guys, whatever, they're coping hard and trying to make it.
    Short guys, whatever, they're coping hard and trying to make it.
    Bald AND short guys, spawns of satan, usually completely given up, always as toxic as possible, usually passive aggressive, fake assertive dickheads

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      bald and short ruling your mind kwab

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. Add in:
      >bald
      >short
      >AND spic?
      Just show him your pocket knife the second you meet him so he fricks off.

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I get negative comments every time I interact with a bald or balding guy while I have full hair as 36year old fit guy

    They will just comment my hair in the locker room or some shit

    Usually I just comment how bald they are or that they have a great barber and they shut up =DD

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >comment my hair in the locker room
      if someone’s talking to you in the locker room they want you in the showers

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it if some balding fat guy who was seething while watching me lift comments my hair in a snarky way would want that, but what ever I'm not gay

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >watching you lift
          yep he was gay for sure. probably wanted to trade bussys.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ok dude what's your point here =DDD

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              he wasn’t being negative just tsundere

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I'm not autistic and can actually tell if people are being negative towards me

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                I think you're forgetting about all of the homophobia that's rooted in closeted homosexuality. They're not implying that you can't pick up on the signals, but that the other guy doesn't know how to express his feelings.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                If your white and bald you basically have 2 options in life

                1. Pornstar

                2. Overly aggressive police officer

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    baldies seem cool most of the time
    however almost all guys with long hair I encountered were the most arrogant and insufferable pieces of shit and everyone talked behind their backs

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      probably all the chemicals they use on the hair seeping into the brain

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      baldies seem cool most of the time
      however almost all guys with long hair I encountered were the most arrogant and insufferable pieces of shit and everyone talked behind their backs

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like projected baldie cope:
      > This butthole has a full head of hair!
      > NOO a man shouldn't have hair!
      > WHY DOES HE HAVE HAIR AND I DO NOT!

      stop being a gay moronic little homosexual for once. Bald men are insufferable narcissists with downs syndrome.

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    say it

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Go on IST thread
    >See posts by schizos and Reddit tier "And everyone clapped" Green texts

    Wtf?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      You see these type of threads work when it’s a majority of people you can irk like manlets but singling out bald guys might not produce the same results

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a very niche audience. Much like going after Native Americans

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am not bald nor am I prone to male pattern baldness but I do shave my head once a week and I grow a goatee because I think looking like Yuri is cool.

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it’s mixed some bald guys are cool. One of my nursing professors is bald but he’s tall as frick like 6’5. He was chill as frick. He also had like crystal blue eyes. But other bald people can be massive homosexuals, if they’re short and bald they’re 100% evil and just give off massive incel vibes unless they’re like super rich or well educated. I think if they’re in hat prison they are almost always giga incels. Hat prison is when they wear a hat almost 24/7.

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a fricking women or something.

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