Why are cyclists so insufferable? Biking such a cool hobby/excercise but these wanks are such fucking buzzkills.

Why are cyclists so insufferable? Biking such a cool hobby/excercise but these wanks are such fucking buzzkills.

Especially lycrafags who think they’re in the tour de france or some shit.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cars

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy to shit talk lycrafags, but the padded shorts are really nice if you're putting in a lot of miles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Currently I'm doing 25km on average per ride and in the end my bottom is sore af, would this help?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It very well might if your bike is already fitted/setup properly.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id be a jackass too if i had to deal with the average obese car driver daily

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're only allowed to remove one from existence.

    Cyclists or runners. Pick one and only one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      runners ez, they aren't even a big presence.
      would much rather live in a city filled with bikers than cars

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      car drivers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People who post unironically on fit on the regular.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they have to deal with cagers constantly breaking the law. infractions that may end their life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      90% of accidents with cyclists have the cyclist at fault
      almost killed a cyclist the other year, why? he didnt stop at a stop sign like he's legally supposed to. law would have had my side,a nd he would 'ave had no legs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't care, cars break more laws, it's been proven.
        https://www.forbes.com/sites/carltonreid/2019/05/10/cyclists-break-far-fewer-road-rules-than-motorists-finds-new-video-study/?sh=10127ea84bfa

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    carcels seething over bikechads

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their tight shorts and bike seats up their ass put them in a bad mood. They all deserve death for how they think they own the roads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >think they own the roads
      >amerimutt who got license from driving two times around the block

      You shouldn't be driving if you're too retarded to not be able pass a thin object traveling less than half the speed. Not my problem you can't control your vehicle properly. I have never had a problem when encountering other cyclists on the road. You're probably the same gay who would yell when I pass you at 20mph on a bikepath that you normalfags always like to walk on.

      t. car enthusiast and road cyclist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only cyclist that ever got me mad in the car was some black fixie kid doing tricks in the middle of the street making it pretty much impossible to get by without smashing him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kek imagine being this impatient
          just l2chill bro

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was very nice, that's why I got mad. Rolled down the window and asked the guy to stop it and he did a bar spin, almost fell on his face and called me a hater.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See this is the victim mentality I'm talking about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cycle lanes are optional in some jurisdictions,

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I see no problems here, he gave the rider plenty of room

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The car has suspension, the bicycle doesn't. You don't know how many bumps there are from tree branches on that cycle path.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cager executes entirely unnecessary dangerous maneuver because of his winner mentality

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because they have freedom of movement while i sit in traffic

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just ran over 4 of them this month with my dodge ram

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sure you did big guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He did, I was one of them

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you even know what the lycra does OP? Or are you just being mad to be mad?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cyclecels seething over dogchads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i hope the dog is ok

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the cyclist is okay, fuck the dog. Why do people pretend that human (white european) life is less important than some unconscious stupid dog.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a cyclist consooomer, fuck them. They probably want moron in their land

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no, that's a sponsored racer and companies paid for the opportunity for that air time so you will get sued

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              here, the cyclecel in his natural environment seething over dogchads while impotently threatening legal action by proxy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it is. It got hit by a 45kg twink on a 4kg carbon fiber bike.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course he is, instant tail wag and getting up.

        Pupper will live to troll a lycra-legionnaire another day 🙂

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They act like they are vehicles but they don't stop at stop signs even when a pedestrian is crossing. Its like they want the benefits of a vehicle but not have to follow laws for vehicles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because we travel at much lower speed, cars also rarely fully stop at stop signs, doing a slow roll at about the same speed as a bicycle. Also, at least in my state, the law is written in a way that traffic laws only apply to motor vehicles. The only law is that i have to pull over if there are more than five cars behind me (i usually do it with 2-3 as its someone who is scared of driving their car like an old bitch).

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both runners and cyclists attract the insufferable vegan crowd which makes them even more insufferable because they need to display the least amount of physical activity compared to any other spectrum on athletics and it has giving them this even more conceited inflated ego.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree and I bike usually probably 30-50 miles a week.

    Every time I see some fag with the spandex and the drop handle bars and the helmet I cringe a little

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aren’t the helmets mean’t for safety though?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because when you actually like having fun with a bicycle you invariably end up going Gravel or MTB within a few years of picking up the hobby. Roadies are all funsucking tryhards because all the fun people get filtered out.

    >t. ran a bike shop and interacted extensively with the various sub-communities of the hobby

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What makes roadies so unsufferable? I just wanna go fast on my bike and get some excercise, but when you talk to roadies these fuckers act like everything a competition when most of them have never competed.

      Right now all of them are seething about ebikers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i don't see the problem with ebikes, it's free drafting. i tucked in behind a guy on the way home the other day and you could hear him turning the assist up like he didn't into physics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They’re getting pissed at all the ebikers passing by them on trails.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            must be some coastie shit, if you mtb in flyover land on any real trails you're lucky to see more than a handful of people in a 4 hour ride. also who cares there's always someone going faster

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I usually amuse myself by casually cruising past e-bikes (typically being ridden as if very low horsepower mopeds) on my old-fashioned sit-up-and-beg style shopping bike.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said, because they're fundamentally just people who don't like fun. They're not on bikes because bikes are fun. If they were, they'd be on gravel bikes or mountain bikes or will be switching to them within a year or two. They're on bikes because they're people who get their rocks off trying to prove some kind of point - about their fitness, about their speed, about their money and taste, about their grit - they all take their pick and run with it. They are not having fun. They do not like having fun. Road cycling selects specifically for people who are like this and everyone else fucks off to another discipline to have fun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But going fast using your own power is like one of the most basic ways to have fun. Sure there's bound to be those in it for dick measuring but seeing yourself go faster for longer because you put in the work and didn't quit when it started to hurt is very fulfilling. It's one of the last ways to experience animalistic exhilaration without hurting anyone (if done on open roads).

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not my problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      die

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reality: caffinated obese amerimoron who can barely see due to diabetes runs a cyclist off the road to "show them" for slowing down their fifth drive to mcdonalds by 30 seconds. Cyclists takes down teh license plate and sues the amerimoron that now has to pay the cyclist for life for a major (actually minor) back injury.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          im a white european
          cyclists are the morons of the road

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            SUVs and Trucks are the morons, most american morons and half morons drive those vehicles not because they are more useful, but just because its more comfortable for their fat ass to get in. Far more retards in their ugly looking CUV driving side by side in a pack have inconvenienced me than cyclists.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its when they travel in packs that they're at their worst. My cycle commute takes me along country lanes, and I have no problems with cars, buses or agricultural machinery who all give a wide berth to a guy in office gear on a bike. But when a pack of sport cyclists come grimly peddling past, noses to the tarmac and arses in conjunction with the planet Jupiter, they give no clearance for any evasive action (e.g. potholes) I might need to take.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a cyclist and I hate cyclists. I see them setting PRs on Strava on footpaths full of grannies and little kids. Never stopping at red lights. Hate those fuckers.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cagers when they stop posting their larp power fantasies on the internet and go out into the real world

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy based and accurate. They get buttmad and start honking at most but they never get out their cages because they're fat fucks that can barely move around.

      >oh no rodies are obnoxious and act like they're on tour de france when riding
      Yeah as if any being at the gym grunting when lifting weights to show others how strong you're is any different. Fuck you all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >man runs up to you to talk
      >punch him
      wow, cyclists are morons...

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get fucked carcuck

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People probably think I'm a fag because I ride a road bike on walking paths and don't wear a helmet. I just want to go fuckin fast brah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, to my defense on google maps it is labeled a bike path, its just normies can't keep functional bikes so it defacto becomes a walking path.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are dealing with obese, drunk, texting Amerilards who really have no business operating a motor vehicle whenever they go for a ride.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclists really are a goddamn hivemind, they turn into psychotic animals when you remind them that riding a bike in a 40mph zone is unsafe for literally everyone. No, you’re not better because you ride a bike to commute. A large number of people have jobs on the road, shit needs delivering, and people often have to commute far. Not to mention how often these shitters ride within fucking inches of me on WALKING paths then get uppity when I call them dangerous and fags for doing so. No, I don’t care that there’s a twig on the bike path. The most narcissistic group of people possible, and it extends past their cycling somehow into the rest of their life. On a local bridge that’s walking only I had cyclists constantly shit talk me for not wearing a mask and “not caring about other people” kek. Its a great litmus test for detecting if someone is going to be an insufferable yuppie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      meds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a road cyclist, unvaccinated, believe covid doesn't exist, hate morons and garden gnomes.
      Are you sure its a walking not a bike path? Have you ever checked what its called on a map?
      A cyclist at most will slow you down for 30 seconds, its you fucking pussy americans who ride in packs doing the speed limit who slow me down the most as a driver. All you gotta do is complain, wah this cyclist is too fast, then wah you shouldn't be doing 60 in a 40. Fuck off, I have a good bike, and a far better car than you so keep whining cunt.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with cyclists is they think none of the rules of the road apply to them and there is no reason they should ever have to stop and wait. Of course, none of this is true, and it's pathetic that they are this arrogant while being totally wrong. But there you are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because in my state they only apply to motor vehicles.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I cycle 3-4 times per week 25-50km per trip and I really hate cyclists. There are special roads built for them with basically zero pedestrians on them since it's almost outside of the city.
    Been driving my car yesterday and some gay was on the road stalling when the bicycle road was literally empty just to the right of him.
    Cyclistfags deserve to get rearended.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only the roadies are cunts and bitches. Mountain bikers, especially downhill mtb are some of the chillest and most genuine people out there. Something to do with being out in nature and showing off endurance and skill while risking death makes them very humble. It brings the best out of people, unlike road cycling idk why but it attracts plenty of douchebags. Even among mountain bikers we hate roadies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every DH guy I've met has been an annoying gay. Maybe I met one who was a decent guy.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    almost all the hate comes from jealousy, i get so many mires when im cycling in my lycra

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they are not mires, they feel sorry for you. ps why the fuck you have wear that tight shit?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind them because I'm worse. A rollerblader. They get pissy on my local bike path because it's maybe 1 meter wide and I use some lateral space at top speed forcing them to go single file to pass me.
    >ding ding ding ding you trying to get ran over?
    Lol, I ain't scared.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclist industry and adjacent experts call basic minerals (including table salt) "electrolytes" and insist you buy expensive brand ones. Oh boy, gotta buy electrolytes. Electro! Here's my $50.

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