Why are eggs being banned in the National Powerlifting Convention when literally every doctor says eggs are good for you?

Why are eggs being banned in the National Powerlifting Convention when literally every doctor says eggs are good for you?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because Big Powerlifting wants you to spend money on supplements instead

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the wmd level gas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >White massive dick gas levels
      Huh???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weapon of Mass Destruction, coom brain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >White dick is a weapon of mass destruction

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steroids are banned but everybody still does them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Steroids are legal now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Really?
        Hells yeah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he is fuckin up with you. it is not legal unless you t levels are really really low or you are rich to buy an md

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly every doctor also wants you to take a killer vaccine as well. Doctors are dumb and so are you. Eggs are pretty based through. Especially Cadbury Creme Eggs. Except when they're too old and the liquid middle solidifies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doctor bad, goyslop good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't tell that to me during penis inspection day.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 18 years after grace 19 learning how the human body works, have a phd
    >a kid who drops out of middle denotes your knowledge
    We should honestly just let random middle zoomers do heart surgery
    They know better than everyone else

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most people who say doctor mean general practitioner, of whom 99% type your questions into what is basically webMD and then tell you what it says.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >drops out of middle
      >middle zoomers
      What does "middle" mean to you?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2 balls. Does that mean statistically that the person posting after me doesn't have balls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, because IST is not an average sampling of the population.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you only have 1 and two third of balls. Statistically speaking. If you catch my drift.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My left testicle hangs slightly lower than the one on the right, if you know what I'm saying.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I would have to do a testicle inspection to verify that. I'm not gay. I wouldn't do that. But I have to say that I'm not ashamed of my penis.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not due for another cock inspection until next April.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I remember high school

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The real question: is coffee good for you?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i mean it turned injuins into a fucking mexicans or whatever the fuck

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literally every doctor says eggs are good for you
    Those aren't doctors, those are youtube chiropractors and "functional medicine" practitioners, which is just a business that sells supplements they're not actual doctors. The egg industry has ramped up its advertising to match the skyrocketing keto cult market.

    Eggs don't even have a lot of nutrients. What do they do well? Choline? A cup of milk has more choline. The protein is poorly digested which is why people get "egg farts." In fact, that's probably why they banned eggs since powersharters kept shitting their pants.

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