Why are girlfriends such gain goblinz?

Why are girlfriends such gain goblinz?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did the old switcharoo on my GF, she asked me how to loose weight and have now dropped about 10lbs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats literally only glycogen and waterweight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh that no count it grycogen an watah
        Why are chinks always so negative?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nominated for best of of the thread award

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you give her the ol' lickaroo afterwards?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the old switcharoo? I am trying to get my girl to lose weight. She blew up about 6 months after we started dating and then covid happened.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        niceeee you caught a stealth fatty. Now drop her ass and specifically tell her its because of her weight. Addicts need to suffer in order to fix themselves.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Loose

    Americans speaking broken English is the funniest shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know that the anon really is american, but it is really funny being an esl speaker and listening to americans read off "big" words they haven't pronounced in real life before and just read in text

      I know the script makes no phonetic sense but still as a native speaker it would be your duty to know how to pronounce a fucking word if I can figure them all out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Loose

        Americans speaking broken English is the funniest shit

        >turd world pow wow
        LOL

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm also an esl speaker and sometimes I make a small mistake and I cringe hard at myself. Then I see how Americans write and speak their own native language and feel much better about my English skills

        [...]
        >turd world pow wow
        LOL

        Most first world countries don't have English as their native tongue you gay. Americans are a disgrace to the Enlgish language. You are destroying it with your lack of education and your "balck culture"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >turd world rage
          Lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >americope
            at least we haven't got morons running around in eastern eu and trannies are very fringe

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you have to mock it that hard, then it truly is a "secret" for you.

              >turd world rage
              Lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >durrdo worldoo xDDD

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here’s another (You) maybe you can buy your village a new Portopotty.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >durdo worldoooooo xDDDDD

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literal no u
                No wonder the third world is so behind Lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No wonder the third world is so behind Lmao
                xDDDD

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >America fat LOL
                do eurofags have any other jokes?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao
                >we're starting at 20% now
                And they made the baseline 20% green to make it seem not so bad. Also, what happened between 1995 and 2005?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                gross amounts of decadence and the end of industrial exercise campaigns. Ever notice how theres no exercise ads unless youre already viewing that type of thing? You sure as hell won't find them on TV, at least not like you could 20-30 years ago.

                Fitness is no longer a fad, being an enormous tattoo ridden monster whale with cat eye glasses and short hair has become too powerful of a force.

                "YIKES!. it's healthy to masturbate every single day and eat whatever you want because fat people shouldn't be shamed you schizo, take your meds."

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient female strategy to keep her partner from fucking other women.
    Too bad they are too stupid to realize the humongous health issues that come with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it ancient Chinese secret

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to mock it that hard, then it truly is a "secret" for you.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf told me she likes me "fluffier" and likes when I have a big beard. She also told me she thinks I look good in red. I think she has a santa fetish

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just gaslight and manipulate your gf into working out lol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any tips?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a gay

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God there's no gains gobin here. Am I right guys?!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice op you got a gf

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it's a form of mate guarding, you're less able to attract other women if she makes you unattractive

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to get a gf so I can finally stop lifting

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real answer is because they want to take you both off the sexual market. They don't want you to be attractive to other girls so they literally don't have to worry about you finding someone better.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    simple stuff. Being with a gf equals entertaining her with stuff, and doing stuff. For that you need a persona, easy going, attractive, fun. Personally Im somebody else when Im going out with a girl. In order to be fun you have to give up on order in your life.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even dating is so fuckin bad right now bros. It's gotta be like 1 in 10 women in their 20's who aren't overweight. Even worse is the girls who post in their profiles how much they love the gym and want a workout buddy but they are clearly 180+ lbs so I'm guessing going to the gym to them means dressing up in tight clothes, taking a few pictures in front of the mirror of their fat ass and posting to insta. This isn't even mentioning how they dress like absolute slobs in public now - my ex gf was visibly upset when I told her wearing sweat pants and pajamas was unacceptable when we go out unless it's like 9pm and we're going to the gas station.

    At this point I find so few women attractive I'm losing my desire to date.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they love satisfying their base desires (engorging themselves) and hate having to physically exert themselves (exercise)

    Also it'll make her self conscious, and she'll blame you for it

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get gf
    >she gains 20lbs in a year
    >blames it on relationship pounds (in other words, it’s my fault)
    >meanwhile I’ve gone from 15% bf to 12
    >meanwhile I’ve gained 10lbs of muscle
    I hate women so fucking much. Protip is to never move in with them because you’re fucking stuck. If I broke up with her now I’d have to find somewhere to store all my shit if she’s an ass about the breakup, then I have to find a new place. Which, even if you buy it you’ll have to probably wait a month before moving in, so you’re either stuck at some hostel burning money or couch surfing with your friends and you can’t really bring girls over to either without seeming like a fucking loser so for that month or two you’re probably sexless too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for moving into a girl's apartment and getting kicked out by her, instead of a moving a girl into your apartment and kicking her out

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miring that bulk.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your girl likes to fatten you up so she can be a cunt to you knowing you no longer have options

    it's really that simple

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this happened to me one time
    >be me
    >get girlfriend
    >we are together in a restaurant
    >see old friend
    >up he comes
    >huh, REALLY? you look like it was yesterday!
    >i ask him to repeat
    >he questions it
    >the waiter comes into the matter
    >he cannot believe it is happening
    >bringing his department
    >girlfriend does NOT want to engage
    >silence bestows us
    >my friend leaves
    >he goes to the lake that very same evening
    should i be worried? his actions seem suHispanicious however i cannot be sure

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the reverse, I got my gf skinnier and fit, then with her being hotter, I started lifting myself, now we are both fit and mog all the other couples in our friend group.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because you spend the first 6 months eating slop, watching TV and fucking

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