Why are they so hard to peel? Literal Vitamin C explosion and taste sweeter than any candy. Have you taken the kiwi pill?

Why are they so hard to peel? Literal Vitamin C explosion and taste sweeter than any candy. Have you taken the kiwi pill?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't taste much different from grapes but yeah I like them... And I like you 😉

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >claims to have taken the kiwi pill
    >doesn't eat the peel
    Ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are supposed to eat it with the peel. I know I was surprised too.

      Eat the skin like an adult, slice thinly, serve with almonds, clementine segments, cherry tomatoes and carrot sticks. Delicious low calorie dessert platter, perfect for snacking whilst watching garden gnome Television

      unironically can't tell if you fags are serious

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you CAN eat it, it has a lot of fiber. however, the best way to peel a kiwi is cutting off the ends, taking a spoon and running it under the skin until it comes off in one big piece

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eats goyslop out of a vat that hasnt been cleaned in 10 years
        >scared of kiwi peel
        gay zoomer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried eating the peel and it made me feel sick until I eventually passed a shit that was like a little iron bar.
        Pretty sure people sre meming you. Missing out on fiber isn't a real issue anyway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >surely all that fiber gave me constipation
          Retard

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          unironically can't tell if you fags are serious

          It's 96% as good and with none of the work.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can eat it and it has nutrients and fibre in it but it's not like you're missing out that badly if your forgo it
        You can eat banana and orange skins too but generally people don't because they're just not that appeeling 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      itchy af

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks. I am not a barbarian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      unironically can't tell if you fags are serious

      Have you tried it? It’s really good. I just wash it a bunch and sometimes singe off the hairs with a lighter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds like something a monkey would do, if a monkey had access to kiwis and a lighter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        incredibly based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are supposed to eat it with the peel. I know I was surprised too.

      When I was a kid eating the peels made my mouth feel fuzzy for the rest of the day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because the peels have fuzz on them.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are supposed to eat it with the peel. I know I was surprised too.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese Gooseberries?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat the skin like an adult, slice thinly, serve with almonds, clementine segments, cherry tomatoes and carrot sticks. Delicious low calorie dessert platter, perfect for snacking whilst watching garden gnome Television

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >claims to have taken the kiwi pill
      >doesn't eat the peel
      Ngmi

      You are supposed to eat it with the peel. I know I was surprised too.

      the skin is going to be covered in pesticide residue and other crap
      just cut it in half and scoop it out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wash your fruit, you mongoloid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just Rinse it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just rinse it with cold water and dry off with paper towel.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you think pesticide gets washed off when it rains

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think the chemicals they spray on crops only stay on the outside?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >serve with almonds, clementine segments, cherry tomatoes
      This is the gayest thing i've read in my life.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s because you eat like shit. Learn to make your own desserts you fucking poor fag.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >desserts
          Grow up, kid.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he eats dessert

          NGMI

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slice them in half then eat the insides with a spoon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only correct answer.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat them with skin. You barely nltice it anyway

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried using a veggie peeler?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat them like an egg.
    Cut the top of then take a tea spoon and scoop the insides out and eat that way. Dont bother peeling or cutting.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People peel their kiwi?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut and scoop bro!

    Eat the fruit egg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat them like an egg.
      Cut the top of then take a tea spoon and scoop the insides out and eat that way. Dont bother peeling or cutting.

      who eats eggs like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they mean a boiled egg

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        look up coque, the egg is boiled but not so much that the yolk solidifies, so you break the top of the shell and eat it with a spoon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Us anglos call those soldiers, I think. Knock the top off of the egg and dip slices of toast in there. It makes a wonderful breakfast.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >look up coque
          lmao you gays literally eat "cock" and wonder why people think this board is called the gayest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boiled or dippy egg.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        high class gentlemen. You would understand peasant

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >peeling a kiwi
    wtf is wrong with you OP, just cut them in half and spoon them, the peel is a little cup

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm retarded but I can't tell when they're ripe. In the same batch I can get a delicious one and a sour, hard one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They get soft when they're rip, anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait for the skin to get a little wrinkled, they turn a darker shade of brown, and they're soft

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >darker shade of brown
        That's called a maori

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feel them?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes i like the gold kiwi and green kiwis. the red ones are a nice treat from time to time but a little TOO sweet. I rinse and eat them skin included

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >red kiwi
      wtf I've never heard of it, but I live in a place where 90% of the fruit is shit and something like mango is an exotic luxury

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Never heard of red kiwis
      > Quick google search
      > As much as double the amount of vitamin C as a standard kiwi

      I didn’t realize fruits mogged each other.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just cut it in 4 parts and eat the flesh and throw away the skin. Or cut in half and spoon it.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat the skin brah. If you can’t do it for green, get yellow.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are they so hard to peel?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sour skin is the best bit gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not, it's yucky. Only eat the sweet juicy green bit.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating a kiwi whole isn't great.
    They taste a bit like sheep and there's the whole stimga about eating people. Even if they deserve it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cut the ends off and munch
      Simple as

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raw, fried or baked?
        Kiwi's bake themselves in the wild so no need to cook.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok for the head but the other end means just the feet or the whole legs? The latter seems like a waste

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Save the head to catch other kiwis

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating fruit
    ngmi

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat them with skin when I don't feel like peeling. There is more vitamins in peel and also fiber. But tastes very mediocre while after peeling taste is so fresh, legit improves my mood.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are the bones crunchy?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the peel tastes good, why would you get rid of it ?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mangobros, where we at?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are mangos from?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        mangolia

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut off both ends, insert a dinner spoon just under the skin, rotate it around. All the skin is removed and you have an almost whole kiwi to slice, chop or whatever

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i throw the whole ones into a blender with frozen strawberrys. so fucking good bros and the skin adds some nice bulk to my turds

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you also peel these guys.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why waste calcium

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and Lenny-Pilled

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat it with the peel, it's not hard to get used to at all. If the fuzziness feels weird just run some water over it first. Also cut the little stem ends off.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to peal them. Just cut them in half and then suck the insides out.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't eat the kiwi whole without peeling it
    That's cute I bet you bench and squat with the pad too sissy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pesticides and other agricultural chemicals stick to the peel of kiwis though, and it's not really something you can just rinse off. Would not recommend

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just cut it in half and eat with a spoon, dumbbass

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not getting them fiber and phytochemical gains from eating the skin
    ngmi

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use a vegetable peeler. Or nair.

  33. 2 months ago
    BraveLemon

    Kiwi remind me of hairy balls, back before I transitioned I used to play with mine

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever someone tells you that fiber is an important macronutrient for humans, just remind yourself of this thread. Those are the same people eating the skins of kiwis.

    I wonder if they also eat avocado skin, mango skin, banana skin, and so on.

    They're also probably the same people eating psyllium husk and calling chia seeds a superfood.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fiber is important if you're retarded and eat plants. Humans are retarded and started trying to eat plants for some reason which destroyed our entire digestive system.
      I doubt our biology will ever recover on it's own without gene editing. Even our poop hole is fucking broken and we spray shit every time we fart unlike other animals.
      If our ancestors had just stuck with meat and fruits only we wouldn't be having any of these issues.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evolution doesn't happen nearly as fast as you think it does, and if you eat meat and fruit exclusively today you wouldn't spray shit when you fart. I'm kind of confused by your post.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hardest part about eating a kiwi is removing all the seeds. i mean wtf, they are so tiny and there are so many of them.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't peel them. Cut them in half and scoop out the guts with a spoon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I try to do this and I get kiwi juice all over myself. Am I retarded?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can either suck on it a bit first, or just make sure you insert the spoon along the edge parallel to the skin. Like diving, you want to minimize the cross sectional contact region between the two surfaces to minimize splash back.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a great explanation, thank you. I got a few kiwis to eat this weekend after they ripen up a bit. Wish me luck, heh.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just cut it in half and spoon out the inside, anon.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating fruit
    >Ingesting sugar of anykind
    Enjoy your diabetes, fatty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans evolved from frugivore monkeys. Your entire body and especially your brain is completely dependent on sugar to not break down.
      You probably eat no sugar so it's no wonder your brain is fucking falling apart.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol whatever retard. At least im mogged

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >At least im mogged
          Indeed you are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating fruit gives you diabetes
      How do people like you exist? How many fruits do you think the average diabetic eats per day? Uh maybe around 0?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please stop lying on the internet.

      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5388466/
      >Among those without diabetes at baseline, higher fruit consumption was associated with significantly lower risk of developing diabetes
      >Among those with baseline diabetes, higher fruit consumption was associated with lower risks of all-cause mortality

      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23990623/
      >Greater consumption of specific whole fruits, particularly blueberries, grapes, and apples, is significantly associated with a lower risk of type 2 diabetes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >falling for the gnomish tricks
        It's too late for you. Enjoy your goyslop

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please don't use goyslop like that. It's a great word to describe things like tofu, peanut butter and oatmeal or processed foods in general, and you'll just confuse people by using it so nonsensically.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fine but only because you asked politely

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What? Oatmeal and peanut butter is fine, natural food. Goyslop refers to fast food like McDonalds, pizza, fried and processed food.

            You know. The average American diet.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those things you mentioned didn't exist until recently. Before then, oatmeal, söy patties, peanut butter, and other things like that were goyslop. You can call them the goyslop progenitors.

              Goyslop is cheap, shit food that is used to keep the masses hardly alive and working. The foods above perfectly fit that definition. Also, peanut butter in oatmeal just looks like goyslop.

              >all natural food is good
              All natural food is fine, but some types of food (meat, dairy, fruit) are clearly way better for us than other types of food (grains, gruel, leafy vegetables).

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just cut both ends, then eat the whole thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes you just eat them.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cut the kiwi into quarter pieces and eat it like that. no annoying peeling, scooping or eating skin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based and kiwipilled

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    leaves a stabbing feeling on my tongue, though

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut the ends off, and then use a knife to get rid off the rest of the skin (it ends up as a hexagon by the end). Easiest way to peel

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro just cut it in half and scoop the insides with your teeth leaving only the peel you’re not a baby.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half the vitamins are in the peel dummy. Just chop off the stem end and shove the rest in your mouth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >half the vitamins
      Did you know the kiwi tree actually has 99% of the vitamins? Are you going to go around eating tree bark now? There's a reason plants make fruit and people eat only the fruit part of fruits.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Responding to archive bro in this thread.

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    This

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel so betrayed that I was taught my entire life to eat these with a spoon. It's just so much better to just eat the entire thing like an apple.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ever felt like puking after eating Kiwi? I used to eat them like a madman when I was younger but for the last 3-4 years I feel sick after I eat just one.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate those little shits. It itches my mouth

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