Why are they so hard to peel? Literal Vitamin C explosion and taste sweeter than any candy. Have you taken the kiwi pill?
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Why are they so hard to peel? Literal Vitamin C explosion and taste sweeter than any candy. Have you taken the kiwi pill?
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Doesn't taste much different from grapes but yeah I like them... And I like you 😉
>claims to have taken the kiwi pill
>doesn't eat the peel
Ngmi
unironically can't tell if you gays are serious
you CAN eat it, it has a lot of fiber. however, the best way to peel a kiwi is cutting off the ends, taking a spoon and running it under the skin until it comes off in one big piece
>eats goyslop out of a vat that hasnt been cleaned in 10 years
>scared of kiwi peel
homosexual zoomer
I tried eating the peel and it made me feel sick until I eventually passed a shit that was like a little iron bar.
Pretty sure people sre meming you. Missing out on fiber isn't a real issue anyway
>surely all that fiber gave me constipation
moron
It's 96% as good and with none of the work.
you can eat it and it has nutrients and fibre in it but it's not like you're missing out that badly if your forgo it
You can eat banana and orange skins too but generally people don't because they're just not that appeeling 🙂
itchy af
No thanks. I am not a barbarian
Have you tried it? It’s really good. I just wash it a bunch and sometimes singe off the hairs with a lighter.
This sounds like something a monkey would do, if a monkey had access to kiwis and a lighter.
incredibly based
When I was a kid eating the peels made my mouth feel fuzzy for the rest of the day
That's because the peels have fuzz on them.
You are supposed to eat it with the peel. I know I was surprised too.
Chinese Gooseberries?
Eat the skin like an adult, slice thinly, serve with almonds, clementine segments, cherry tomatoes and carrot sticks. Delicious low calorie dessert platter, perfect for snacking whilst watching israelite Television
the skin is going to be covered in pesticide residue and other crap
just cut it in half and scoop it out
Wash your fruit, you mongoloid.
Just Rinse it
Just rinse it with cold water and dry off with paper towel.
do you think pesticide gets washed off when it rains
Do you think the chemicals they spray on crops only stay on the outside?
>serve with almonds, clementine segments, cherry tomatoes
This is the gayest thing i've read in my life.
That’s because you eat like shit. Learn to make your own desserts you fricking poor gay.
>desserts
Grow up, kid.
>he eats dessert
NGMI
Slice them in half then eat the insides with a spoon
This is the only correct answer.
Just eat them with skin. You barely nltice it anyway
Have you tried using a veggie peeler?
Eat them like an egg.
Cut the top of then take a tea spoon and scoop the insides out and eat that way. Dont bother peeling or cutting.
People peel their kiwi?
Cut and scoop homie!
Eat the fruit egg
who eats eggs like that
they mean a boiled egg
look up coque, the egg is boiled but not so much that the yolk solidifies, so you break the top of the shell and eat it with a spoon
Us anglos call those soldiers, I think. Knock the top off of the egg and dip slices of toast in there. It makes a wonderful breakfast.
>look up coque
lmao you homosexuals literally eat "wiener" and wonder why people think this board is called the gayest
Boiled or dippy egg.
high class gentlemen. You would understand peasant
>peeling a kiwi
wtf is wrong with you OP, just cut them in half and spoon them, the peel is a little cup
Maybe I'm moronic but I can't tell when they're ripe. In the same batch I can get a delicious one and a sour, hard one.
They get soft when they're rip, anon
wait for the skin to get a little wrinkled, they turn a darker shade of brown, and they're soft
>darker shade of brown
That's called a maori
Feel them?
yes i like the gold kiwi and green kiwis. the red ones are a nice treat from time to time but a little TOO sweet. I rinse and eat them skin included
>red kiwi
wtf I've never heard of it, but I live in a place where 90% of the fruit is shit and something like mango is an exotic luxury
> Never heard of red kiwis
> Quick google search
> As much as double the amount of vitamin C as a standard kiwi
I didn’t realize fruits mogged each other.
just cut it in 4 parts and eat the flesh and throw away the skin. Or cut in half and spoon it.
Just eat the skin brah. If you can’t do it for green, get yellow.
>Why are they so hard to peel?
The sour skin is the best bit homosexual
No it's not, it's yucky. Only eat the sweet juicy green bit.
Eating a kiwi whole isn't great.
They taste a bit like sheep and there's the whole stimga about eating people. Even if they deserve it.
Cut the ends off and munch
Simple as
Raw, fried or baked?
Kiwi's bake themselves in the wild so no need to cook.
ok for the head but the other end means just the feet or the whole legs? The latter seems like a waste
Save the head to catch other kiwis
>eating fruit
ngmi
I eat them with skin when I don't feel like peeling. There is more vitamins in peel and also fiber. But tastes very mediocre while after peeling taste is so fresh, legit improves my mood.
Are the bones crunchy?
the peel tastes good, why would you get rid of it ?
Mangobros, where we at?
Where are mangos from?
mangolia
Cut off both ends, insert a dinner spoon just under the skin, rotate it around. All the skin is removed and you have an almost whole kiwi to slice, chop or whatever
i throw the whole ones into a blender with frozen strawberrys. so fricking good bros and the skin adds some nice bulk to my turds
Let me guess, you also peel these guys.
why waste calcium
Based and Lenny-Pilled
Eat it with the peel, it's not hard to get used to at all. If the fuzziness feels weird just run some water over it first. Also cut the little stem ends off.
You don't need to peal them. Just cut them in half and then suck the insides out.
>he doesn't eat the kiwi whole without peeling it
That's cute I bet you bench and squat with the pad too sissy
Pesticides and other agricultural chemicals stick to the peel of kiwis though, and it's not really something you can just rinse off. Would not recommend
just cut it in half and eat with a spoon, dumbbass
>not getting them fiber and phytochemical gains from eating the skin
ngmi
Use a vegetable peeler. Or nair.
Kiwi remind me of hairy balls, back before I transitioned I used to play with mine
Whenever someone tells you that fiber is an important macronutrient for humans, just remind yourself of this thread. Those are the same people eating the skins of kiwis.
I wonder if they also eat avocado skin, mango skin, banana skin, and so on.
They're also probably the same people eating psyllium husk and calling chia seeds a superfood.
Fiber is important if you're moronic and eat plants. Humans are moronic and started trying to eat plants for some reason which destroyed our entire digestive system.
I doubt our biology will ever recover on it's own without gene editing. Even our poop hole is fricking broken and we spray shit every time we fart unlike other animals.
If our ancestors had just stuck with meat and fruits only we wouldn't be having any of these issues.
Evolution doesn't happen nearly as fast as you think it does, and if you eat meat and fruit exclusively today you wouldn't spray shit when you fart. I'm kind of confused by your post.
the hardest part about eating a kiwi is removing all the seeds. i mean wtf, they are so tiny and there are so many of them.
Don't peel them. Cut them in half and scoop out the guts with a spoon
I try to do this and I get kiwi juice all over myself. Am I moronic?
You can either suck on it a bit first, or just make sure you insert the spoon along the edge parallel to the skin. Like diving, you want to minimize the cross sectional contact region between the two surfaces to minimize splash back.
That's a great explanation, thank you. I got a few kiwis to eat this weekend after they ripen up a bit. Wish me luck, heh.
Just cut it in half and spoon out the inside, anon.
>Eating fruit
>Ingesting sugar of anykind
Enjoy your diabetes, fatty
Humans evolved from frugivore monkeys. Your entire body and especially your brain is completely dependent on sugar to not break down.
You probably eat no sugar so it's no wonder your brain is fricking falling apart.
lol whatever moron. At least im mogged
>At least im mogged
Indeed you are.
>eating fruit gives you diabetes
How do people like you exist? How many fruits do you think the average diabetic eats per day? Uh maybe around 0?
Please stop lying on the internet.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5388466/
>Among those without diabetes at baseline, higher fruit consumption was associated with significantly lower risk of developing diabetes
>Among those with baseline diabetes, higher fruit consumption was associated with lower risks of all-cause mortality
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23990623/
>Greater consumption of specific whole fruits, particularly blueberries, grapes, and apples, is significantly associated with a lower risk of type 2 diabetes
>falling for the israeli tricks
It's too late for you. Enjoy your goyslop
Please don't use goyslop like that. It's a great word to describe things like tofu, peanut butter and oatmeal or processed foods in general, and you'll just confuse people by using it so nonsensically.
Fine but only because you asked politely
What? Oatmeal and peanut butter is fine, natural food. Goyslop refers to fast food like McDonalds, pizza, fried and processed food.
You know. The average American diet.
Those things you mentioned didn't exist until recently. Before then, oatmeal, söy patties, peanut butter, and other things like that were goyslop. You can call them the goyslop progenitors.
Goyslop is cheap, shit food that is used to keep the masses hardly alive and working. The foods above perfectly fit that definition. Also, peanut butter in oatmeal just looks like goyslop.
>all natural food is good
All natural food is fine, but some types of food (meat, dairy, fruit) are clearly way better for us than other types of food (grains, gruel, leafy vegetables).
I just cut both ends, then eat the whole thing
yes you just eat them.
cut the kiwi into quarter pieces and eat it like that. no annoying peeling, scooping or eating skin
based
Based and kiwipilled
leaves a stabbing feeling on my tongue, though
Cut the ends off, and then use a knife to get rid off the rest of the skin (it ends up as a hexagon by the end). Easiest way to peel
homie just cut it in half and scoop the insides with your teeth leaving only the peel you’re not a baby.
Half the vitamins are in the peel dummy. Just chop off the stem end and shove the rest in your mouth.
>half the vitamins
Did you know the kiwi tree actually has 99% of the vitamins? Are you going to go around eating tree bark now? There's a reason plants make fruit and people eat only the fruit part of fruits.
Responding to archive bro in this thread.
This
i feel so betrayed that I was taught my entire life to eat these with a spoon. It's just so much better to just eat the entire thing like an apple.
Anyone ever felt like puking after eating Kiwi? I used to eat them like a madman when I was younger but for the last 3-4 years I feel sick after I eat just one.
I hate those little shits. It itches my mouth