Why are water drinkers so obnoxious and insecure?

> H-ha ha guys you should drink water haha drank water yet haha water homies haha

Like what the fuck is wrong with them? Are they trying too hard to fit in? Imagine being loud about something so normal, trivial and irrelevant, it's like going around saying
>Haha don't forget to breathe air haha let's make a whole subreddit about breathing air

Just drink water and shut the fuck up about it, you're not special because you drink water, everyone does, you're not healthier because you're loud about drinking water, you're still going to be a suicide statistic.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren’t; most normal people mainly drink water. The gays who somehow manage to turn drinking fucking water, the only thing less banal than breathing oxygen, into a personality trait are the people you mean.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody says that stuff about water.
    What you just described is alcoholics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly you haven't met people who are loud about it..
      https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/
      Was listening to some Skyrim songs dude and he has an entire song about how you should drink water. It's such a pathetic retarded forced meme, don't understand why people feel like they are deep or smart for repeating it, such a desperate attempt to fit in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't go on reddit and I've never heard of an obnoxious water drinker.
        Are you sure it's not just a reddit thing?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a reddit thing, i've seen them everywhere, even here in IST. It's so obnoxious to stumble upon a video about fucking minecraft only to hear the youtuber go "haha drink water guys don't forget to drink water haha!!!"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most of my liquid intake comes from diet soda, the rest water.
            My teeth will get fucked from corrosive damage but otherwise it's the same.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >even here in IST
            oh yeah, I guess you're right now that I think about it.

            https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/text/Daily%20reminder%20to%20drink%20more%20water%20BUDDEH/

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              > 1721 results found.

              I don't feel so good.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not a reddit thing
            >Posts another reddit screen cap
            Uh ok OP. Are the water drinkers in the room with you right now?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

              https://i.imgur.com/CJqAmlb.jpg

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly you haven't met people who are loud about it..
            https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/
            Was listening to some Skyrim songs dude and he has an entire song about how you should drink water. It's such a pathetic retarded forced meme, don't understand why people feel like they are deep or smart for repeating it, such a desperate attempt to fit in.

            >go on reddit
            >watch youtube videos about video games that are over 10 years old
            >wonder why you’re surrounded by autists
            It’s because you’re one yourself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Drink more water gay and maybe you’d understand why. Get 48 oz in you right now pussy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit
        No wonder why you're a gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are Americans proud of putting a lot of hours in low to medium skilled jobs?
          Winning is getting paid doing something you love anyway, or alternatively making the most money you can/need with the least amount of hours involved. There's nothing to be proud of for spending your healthiest years grinding some mundane job for 60+ hours a week.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why are Americans proud of putting a lot of hours in low to medium skilled jobs?
            cause they're good little goys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao is it zoom, Gonna throw it on again

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah hes on about that one lmao. He clearly didnt drink enough water

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an ironic forum mate, it used to be called "water bros" until reddit gays banned it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that's fucking sad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No shit, because I don't go to reddit.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone does
    I wish this was true, but it is not. Especially in America, there are a chubby majority who shun water and have to have HFCS in the shit they drink or they drink nothing. You need to go get a clue. Water-drinkers are special.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Water-drinkers are special.

      Yeah special as in retarded. Imagine thinking even those coca cola addict fat americans don't drink a glass of water.

      Drink more water gay and maybe you’d understand why. Get 48 oz in you right now pussy.

      have a nice day, i'm dehydrating myself just out of spite now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine thinking even those coca cola addict fat americans don't drink a glass of water.
        They literally don't. I work and live with them, dude. You can't bullshit me. They don't drink water.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People telling you to drink the chemical compound that comprises like 70% of your body are annoying
    They're trying to be helpful for once and you're just being a gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you need to be told to drink water then you need to commit not live

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know what you mean, sugar free soda is superior and worth bragging about

    >SWEETENERS ARE ILLUMINATI FLUORIDE CONSPIRACY
    don't give a shit, I want do drink something fizzy and sweet while I'm on a 1000 calorie diet, shut the fuck up and go back to drinking your dickwater

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally have as much soda as you want and never get fat. Why wouldn't you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why wouldn't you?
        Because diet coke has a pH of around 1. I drink way too much diet soda, but I am under no illusions that if I continue my teeth are going to become fucked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just don't let it hit the teeth

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They forgot that thirst exists

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tap water is dehydrating through lack of minerals also causing you to piss more minerals out, imagine thinking drinking that along with all the garbage in it is good for you.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These people could have helped me a lot when I was younger, I never drank water until I joined the military. Had headaches and dry skin all the fucking time before that.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what people you're hanging out with but people never brag about drinking water. It's always alcohol, coffee, soda and tea.
    Nobody gives a shit about water because it's just fuckin water lol.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with the 1 gallon a day meme?
    Are people damaging their kidneys because they'd rather blindly follow a meme instead of listening to their body to tell them when to drink water?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only wo'er I drink is sparkling wa'or

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i drink 3 l of coke zero and dab on the water drinkers
    its like 98 % water anyways kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I havent drinker normal water in ages. It's all coke zero and soup for me

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These people dont exist anon

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the reminder ima drink some water rn

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