I’ve been taking these Russian pig hormones for two weeks now and the gains you get from this is better than any hard workouts or strict diets
Positives:
>I can do my sets for much longer
>I’ve gained 10lbs of muscle in the past two weeks
>I crave food less
>More energy throughout the day
>I only need 3 hours of sleep now
>More confidence to talk to women
Negatives:
>I shit myself a little on leg days
>I’m horny all the time
>Takes forever to cum
>I’m more publicly racist
It’s $50 and the positives greatly out way the negatives take the fuckin hormone pill already
Heart explode.
Wtf how do I buy this?
Google "100ml ( Megestrol acetate ) hormonal for pigs"
It takes like two weeks to show up so plan ahead when running low
It says SEXI so it must be good
Great for lifting but when I say it takes forever to cum I really mean it
we had gorilla chow, cow blood, and horse medicine shilled here, now its fucking pig steroids?
the ip count in this thread hasnt changed from 8 since i posted . op is either schizophrenic or the worst shill ever
Shut the fuck up.
Go be a jannie if you're so concerned with me replying to other comments
I'm gonna add an IP just for you
Don't be a fuckin pussy and use the farm diet strategy how the fuck you think farmers work 20 hours a day
bullshark gene splicing when?
gorilla chow bitch was tryna hog all the gains
It's not pig steroids, it's sow contraceptives
Eating less saves me money.
I've saved $100 a week on food alone. You're literally losing money not taking these
It has SEX in the name
What could go wrong
If you take it just know you gotta smash your balls in your fist while jerking off in order to cum it's so fucking hard to cum on these and not sure why
>russian
Not touching it
>russia
Produces a traditional vector vaccine for wuflu, doesn't mandate use
>US
Produces experimental mrna vaccines, mandates use, director of research at pfizer brags about intentionally creating mutant strains to continue producing vaccines for a virus they produce
I'll go with russia over US m8
What are the side effects for human consumption?
It's not for human consumption, so there aren't any side effects for humans.
The worst one is not being able to cum without smashing my balls until they're blue
I mean is there some literature about the human benefits somewhere or did you just get inspired?
Just Google the product I'm sure there's something on the website. But I sure haven't noticed much other than the cons listed
~~*THEY*~~ fear the pig hormone taker
Reject Flintstones multivitamins. Return to taking farm animal hormones.
>SEX ANON
hahahaha
op physique
Oh boy, here come the big pharma defense forces to try and persuade us not to do the right thing again!
>Sexual dysfunction
I can confirm it is VERY hard to cum now
I don't take pig meds, but I do take test and Cialis and every now and then I can't cum at all, shit sucks. I do have sex every single day without fail, sometimes twice, so maybe it's just aging and normal and I need a break every now and then, but if anyone has tips to make sure I cum when fucking I'd like to hear it
I have to beat the absolute shit out of my balls before I'm able to cum on these pig hormones but Idk I've been watching a lot of cock torture videos
>weak partial androgenic activity
>low sex hormone levels
>crashes test and gives you no gains
heh, nothing pigsonnel, oinko
The most common side effect of MGA is weight gain, with an incidence of 15 to 70% at the high dosages used to treat breast cancer.[4][5] Other side effects include vaginal bleeding (7–8%), nausea (7%), and edema (5%), as well as others such as dizziness and shortness of breath.[4][5][64] MGA can cause hypogonadism and associated symptoms like diminished secondary sexual characteristics, sexual dysfunction, osteoporosis, and reversible infertility in men and premenopausal women.[65][66][67] Combining MGA with an androgen/anabolic steroid like oxandrolone, nandrolone decanoate, or testosterone in men can alleviate MGA-associated symptoms of hypoandrogenism as well as further increase appetite and weight gain.[66][68][69][70] Less common but more serious side effects of MGA include cardiovascular/thromboembolic complications such as thrombophlebitis.[4] It may also cause glucocorticoid side effects such as Cushing syndrome-like symptoms, steroid diabetes, and adrenal insufficiency at high dosages.[71][72][73] Case reports of deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolism, jaundice, intrahepatic cholestasis, and meningiomas in association with high-dosage MGA have been published.[74][75][76][77] In older patients who take MGA, one in 23 will have an adverse event leading to death.[78]
yeah this seems to be a pretty bad idea and the little russian I know makes me believe op's medication is sold as a pig contraceptive (so I'd guess it works as chemical castration on pigs)
the effects in appetite increase/against wasting seem interesting but I wouldn't take this without roids or trt
How is appetite increase and weight gain good for dieting?
>the little russian I know makes me believe op's medication is sold as a pig contraceptive
Russian here, that's correct. Also that's Ukrainian, not Russian.
just take the horse steroid (equipoise)
and the cow steroid (trenbolone)
stop wasting your fkn time
>its just progesterone
good choice
That's Ukrainian. And it's a contraceptive.
literally just progesterone lmao
we might have found a worse drug than finasteride
>I’ve been taking these Russian pig hormones for two weeks now and the gains you get from this is better than any hard workouts or strict diets
You are just trying to chemically castrate us and turn us into trannies.
You people would put tennis balls in your butthole and smoke roadkill boiled in grape juice if I told you it would boost test by 0.05%