Why are you guys wasting your time with diets

I’ve been taking these Russian pig hormones for two weeks now and the gains you get from this is better than any hard workouts or strict diets

Positives:

>I can do my sets for much longer
>I’ve gained 10lbs of muscle in the past two weeks
>I crave food less
>More energy throughout the day
>I only need 3 hours of sleep now
>More confidence to talk to women

Negatives:

>I shit myself a little on leg days
>I’m horny all the time
>Takes forever to cum
>I’m more publicly racist

It’s $50 and the positives greatly out way the negatives take the frickin hormone pill already

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heart explode.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf how do I buy this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Google "100ml ( Megestrol acetate ) hormonal for pigs"

      It takes like two weeks to show up so plan ahead when running low

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It says SEXI so it must be good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great for lifting but when I say it takes forever to cum I really mean it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we had gorilla chow, cow blood, and horse medicine shilled here, now its fricking pig steroids?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the ip count in this thread hasnt changed from 8 since i posted . op is either schizophrenic or the worst shill ever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go be a jannie if you're so concerned with me replying to other comments

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna add an IP just for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a frickin pussy and use the farm diet strategy how the frick you think farmers work 20 hours a day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bullshark gene splicing when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gorilla chow b***h was tryna hog all the gains

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not pig steroids, it's sow contraceptives

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eating less saves me money.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've saved $100 a week on food alone. You're literally losing money not taking these

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It has SEX in the name
    What could go wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you take it just know you gotta smash your balls in your fist while jerking off in order to cum it's so fricking hard to cum on these and not sure why

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >russian

    Not touching it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >russia
      Produces a traditional vector vaccine for wuflu, doesn't mandate use
      >US
      Produces experimental mrna vaccines, mandates use, director of research at pfizer brags about intentionally creating mutant strains to continue producing vaccines for a virus they produce

      I'll go with russia over US m8

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are the side effects for human consumption?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not for human consumption, so there aren't any side effects for humans.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The worst one is not being able to cum without smashing my balls until they're blue

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean is there some literature about the human benefits somewhere or did you just get inspired?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just Google the product I'm sure there's something on the website. But I sure haven't noticed much other than the cons listed

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*THEY*~~ fear the pig hormone taker

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reject Flintstones multivitamins. Return to taking farm animal hormones.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX ANON
    hahahaha

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    op physique

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The most common side effect of MGA is weight gain, with an incidence of 15 to 70% at the high dosages used to treat breast cancer.[4][5] Other side effects include veganal bleeding (7–8%), nausea (7%), and edema (5%), as well as others such as dizziness and shortness of breath.[4][5][64] MGA can cause hypogonadism and associated symptoms like diminished secondary sexual characteristics, sexual dysfunction, osteoporosis, and reversible infertility in men and premenopausal women.[65][66][67] Combining MGA with an androgen/anabolic steroid like oxandrolone, nandrolone decanoate, or testosterone in men can alleviate MGA-associated symptoms of hypoandrogenism as well as further increase appetite and weight gain.[66][68][69][70] Less common but more serious side effects of MGA include cardiovascular/thromboembolic complications such as thrombophlebitis.[4] It may also cause glucocorticoid side effects such as Cushing syndrome-like symptoms, steroid diabetes, and adrenal insufficiency at high dosages.[71][72][73] Case reports of deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolism, jaundice, intrahepatic cholestasis, and meningiomas in association with high-dosage MGA have been published.[74][75][76][77] In older patients who take MGA, one in 23 will have an adverse event leading to death.[78]

      Oh boy, here come the big pharma defense forces to try and persuade us not to do the right thing again!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sexual dysfunction

      I can confirm it is VERY hard to cum now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't take pig meds, but I do take test and Cialis and every now and then I can't cum at all, shit sucks. I do have sex every single day without fail, sometimes twice, so maybe it's just aging and normal and I need a break every now and then, but if anyone has tips to make sure I cum when fricking I'd like to hear it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have to beat the absolute shit out of my balls before I'm able to cum on these pig hormones but Idk I've been watching a lot of wiener torture videos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >weak partial androgenic activity
      >low sex hormone levels

      >crashes test and gives you no gains
      heh, nothing pigsonnel, oinko

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The most common side effect of MGA is weight gain, with an incidence of 15 to 70% at the high dosages used to treat breast cancer.[4][5] Other side effects include veganal bleeding (7–8%), nausea (7%), and edema (5%), as well as others such as dizziness and shortness of breath.[4][5][64] MGA can cause hypogonadism and associated symptoms like diminished secondary sexual characteristics, sexual dysfunction, osteoporosis, and reversible infertility in men and premenopausal women.[65][66][67] Combining MGA with an androgen/anabolic steroid like oxandrolone, nandrolone decanoate, or testosterone in men can alleviate MGA-associated symptoms of hypoandrogenism as well as further increase appetite and weight gain.[66][68][69][70] Less common but more serious side effects of MGA include cardiovascular/thromboembolic complications such as thrombophlebitis.[4] It may also cause glucocorticoid side effects such as Cushing syndrome-like symptoms, steroid diabetes, and adrenal insufficiency at high dosages.[71][72][73] Case reports of deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolism, jaundice, intrahepatic cholestasis, and meningiomas in association with high-dosage MGA have been published.[74][75][76][77] In older patients who take MGA, one in 23 will have an adverse event leading to death.[78]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah this seems to be a pretty bad idea and the little russian I know makes me believe op's medication is sold as a pig contraceptive (so I'd guess it works as chemical castration on pigs)
      the effects in appetite increase/against wasting seem interesting but I wouldn't take this without roids or trt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The most common side effect of MGA is weight gain, with an incidence of 15 to 70% at the high dosages used to treat breast cancer.[4][5] Other side effects include veganal bleeding (7–8%), nausea (7%), and edema (5%), as well as others such as dizziness and shortness of breath.[4][5][64] MGA can cause hypogonadism and associated symptoms like diminished secondary sexual characteristics, sexual dysfunction, osteoporosis, and reversible infertility in men and premenopausal women.[65][66][67] Combining MGA with an androgen/anabolic steroid like oxandrolone, nandrolone decanoate, or testosterone in men can alleviate MGA-associated symptoms of hypoandrogenism as well as further increase appetite and weight gain.[66][68][69][70] Less common but more serious side effects of MGA include cardiovascular/thromboembolic complications such as thrombophlebitis.[4] It may also cause glucocorticoid side effects such as Cushing syndrome-like symptoms, steroid diabetes, and adrenal insufficiency at high dosages.[71][72][73] Case reports of deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolism, jaundice, intrahepatic cholestasis, and meningiomas in association with high-dosage MGA have been published.[74][75][76][77] In older patients who take MGA, one in 23 will have an adverse event leading to death.[78]

        How is appetite increase and weight gain good for dieting?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the little russian I know makes me believe op's medication is sold as a pig contraceptive
        Russian here, that's correct. Also that's Ukrainian, not Russian.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just take the horse steroid (equipoise)
    and the cow steroid (trenbolone)
    stop wasting your fkn time

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >its just progesterone

    good choice

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's Ukrainian. And it's a contraceptive.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally just progesterone lmao
    we might have found a worse drug than finasteride

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I’ve been taking these Russian pig hormones for two weeks now and the gains you get from this is better than any hard workouts or strict diets
    You are just trying to chemically castrate us and turn us into trannies.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You people would put tennis balls in your butthole and smoke roadkill boiled in grape juice if I told you it would boost test by 0.05%

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