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why are zoomers like this?
Why is OP a gay?
>there is no OP
youre some weird fucking retard if you think insulting people makes you look any better. didnt your daddy teach you any manners, kid?
>ayo Shirley no cap my friend thinks you bussin bussin fr is it cool if he gets your snap?
shirley? are you 70 years old?
I worked out my chest yesterday by doing one arm pushups and now my tits hurt bruh
> Fr fr
/r/ing the top gun one
all zoomers are naturally low T.
They have to take sarms and roids just to get half the gains a natty high T based millenial would when he was his age
All zoomers are still kids. No shit they have low T they are barely starting their puberty
then explain why i had an 8 inch dick at 13?
youre just a legend
Inches are on the other side of the ruler.
Having an 8" cock in your ass isn't a boast.
Your small penis is not even able to tickle this big ass.
#pathetic #denial #latex #fetish #goddess
If your dick is under 5 inches how can you even call yourself a man. Send your small penis tax before I tell all your friends about your tiny cock.
- findom sph blackmail -
and i dont pay my taxes regardless
You're not taking my money or my cummies
being low T makes you into a lanklet tho
Low T literally makes you fat. Skinny lanklets unironically have high test t heyre just lazy and dont fucking eat anything cause theyd rather play vidya and tan-fraud
No seriously low T in puberty makes you lanky and skinny
This guy is right. Low T means your plates don't close so quickly. The skinniness could actually be slightly suppressing male hormones and so causing them to grow more. "muh science says" a young body needs excess energy to grow, however given all the lanklets around it's fair to say that no young person should be stuffing themselves with big meals to try to grow more unless they're underweight.
They all look like this
I was born in late 1995, am I a zoomer
a few months shy of zoomed mode. you’re safe
bussin thanks bro
technically yes but true zoomers are born past 2000
if you dont remember 9/11 then we accept you fren
Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, and Zoomies are all garbage. It might be that zoomies are a little worse than the rest but that doesn't mean I have to defend my generation either (which would be stupid because they are almost just as bad).
this so much
went to shop today, full of zoomers, they all looked like skeletons or even worse, literally walking sticks, completely unaware of their suroundings, shit was not this fucked up when I was that young, I mean these dudes look ridiculous, I've never seen some much stickmen in the shops or on the streets as I see today
you deadass finna catch these hands ong
Because of this there will be an opportunity for millennial men and older. Think about it, these zoomer kids have low T, they don't know how to socialize or how to be a man. Older generations will have the pick of the litter with zoomer women, just make sure your yoked with high T and can lead that women. I predict a harem of zoomer female for high T millennials.
Bro this is CGI. Who tf made this and why?
>Bro this is CGI
you are blind bro, this is irl, lmao
they make money with this shit on patreon and steam
i wish real life was like this damn
Sauce on right?
Looks like HellonEarthIII style
Dude there's a group of zoomers that go to my gym and they all have this exact haircut, I don't fucking get it, it's like they're a hive mind.
Nah they're whitoids, they just all have the same tan and haircuts.
in my small hick town in canada non the less they all have mullets.
It's mostly urbanites
the mullet is popular here for alternative scene zoomers
I'm in Texas, and there's literally a swarm of zoomers every day, all with the same haircut.
In my small city/larger town all the white kids have mullets and all the mystery meat have mushrooms.
mullets and wolf cuts are in rn :3
nah those are jeets u r blind niga
u prolly sucked them off lol
Umm they didn’t particularly stink, and I saw them in the bathroom wiping instead of using a hand and water bottle
Looool. Completely fucked genetics. 125lb twink mongrels. These are always the ones with the eating disorder that think you can maingain.
>it's like they're a hive mind
You WILL eat the bugs.
You WILL own nothing.
You WILL accept cuckoldry.
You WILL display your pronouns.
And you WILL be happy.
This was designed for zoomers. And they fell for ir hard.
they look like guidos. guidos are extremely susceptible to social trends.
Zoomers are a lot taller than their parents.
The future is now old man
Nope, guys as well.
They are all 180cm and above at just 15
i.. like short twinks
epic meme, boomers stay winning!
I deepyl wish I had a 7' gf bros...
Zoomers are all gays
Gayest generation and highest suicide rate gen
zoomers were so based to create a giant female master race
It's funny how females think we actually care about anything in the world other than fucking them, and ok maybe occasionally man stuff like science and vidya.
"man stuff like science and vidya" OMG I LOVE SCIENCE AND HECKING GAMERINOS
This post was written by a 12 year old who is too scared to start a pull engine
Seems a strange post to get assblasted about.
Their gen Z parents hated them so didn't give them any titty milk. So they're either midgets or got steroidal cow milk and are giants.
Humanity is going to be genetically engineered to be a race of small lean highly athletic men, and tall thick hyper fecund women. Small men are superior to large ones and large women are superior to small ones in the industrial anthropocene.
Men will be modified to be small, like ~3'8", but proportional and lean, and highly athletic, with very fast reaction speeds. In this way we can mass produce vastly more of them without increasing resource requirements, and small lean athletic males are superior at modern forms of combat and labor compared to large strong athletic men.
Women will be modified to be tall, like 6'5"+, with big hips, strong legs, and long torsos. They will have large wombs and be programmed to super-ovulate, releasing a few eggs each cycle, so that when they're impregnated they gestate a few babies at a time.
All of them will be highly intelligent.
This is the ideal phenotype for humans in the modern and future world. They have a natural fertility rate far greater than any other society's, they require fewer resources and less land to support larger populations, while having large advantages in economic output and military might. Extreme female biased sexual size dimorphism is extremely fit.
You guys have literally no idea what you're talking about when it comes to this. The rate at which we can modify genes is increasing at an exponential rate, faster than Moore's Law. We will be able to modify this phenotype in like 2 years based on the trend. Men like me, who are far more intelligent than you or anyone you know, are actively working on actual optimization and evolution of our species.
I remember these /adv and /LULZ posts.
Tell me genetics manon, will I have a harem of amazons one day, and will they do the cleaning and cooking?
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