why are zoomers like this?

why are zoomers like this?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is OP a gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer detected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      youre some weird fucking retard if you think insulting people makes you look any better. didnt your daddy teach you any manners, kid?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo Shirley no cap my friend thinks you bussin bussin fr is it cool if he gets your snap?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shirley? are you 70 years old?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked out my chest yesterday by doing one arm pushups and now my tits hurt bruh

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Fr fr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Qlje2t7.jpg

      /r/ing the top gun one

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all zoomers are naturally low T.
    They have to take sarms and roids just to get half the gains a natty high T based millenial would when he was his age

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All zoomers are still kids. No shit they have low T they are barely starting their puberty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then explain why i had an 8 inch dick at 13?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          youre just a legend

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Inches are on the other side of the ruler.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Having an 8" cock in your ass isn't a boast.

            Your small penis is not even able to tickle this big ass.

            #pathetic #denial #latex #fetish #goddess

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If your dick is under 5 inches how can you even call yourself a man. Send your small penis tax before I tell all your friends about your tiny cock.

                - findom sph blackmail -

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its not
                and i dont pay my taxes regardless

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not taking my money or my cummies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having an 8" cock in your ass isn't a boast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      being low T makes you into a lanklet tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Low T literally makes you fat. Skinny lanklets unironically have high test t heyre just lazy and dont fucking eat anything cause theyd rather play vidya and tan-fraud

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No seriously low T in puberty makes you lanky and skinny

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This guy is right. Low T means your plates don't close so quickly. The skinniness could actually be slightly suppressing male hormones and so causing them to grow more. "muh science says" a young body needs excess energy to grow, however given all the lanklets around it's fair to say that no young person should be stuffing themselves with big meals to try to grow more unless they're underweight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Milennials
      They all look like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was born in late 1995, am I a zoomer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a few months shy of zoomed mode. you’re safe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bussin thanks bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          technically yes but true zoomers are born past 2000
          if you dont remember 9/11 then we accept you fren

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, and Zoomies are all garbage. It might be that zoomies are a little worse than the rest but that doesn't mean I have to defend my generation either (which would be stupid because they are almost just as bad).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this so much
      went to shop today, full of zoomers, they all looked like skeletons or even worse, literally walking sticks, completely unaware of their suroundings, shit was not this fucked up when I was that young, I mean these dudes look ridiculous, I've never seen some much stickmen in the shops or on the streets as I see today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you deadass finna catch these hands ong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of this there will be an opportunity for millennial men and older. Think about it, these zoomer kids have low T, they don't know how to socialize or how to be a man. Older generations will have the pick of the litter with zoomer women, just make sure your yoked with high T and can lead that women. I predict a harem of zoomer female for high T millennials.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >High T
        >Millenial morons

        Please

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro this is CGI. Who tf made this and why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bro this is CGI
      you are blind bro, this is irl, lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they make money with this shit on patreon and steam

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish real life was like this damn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce on right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like HellonEarthIII style

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks brah

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude there's a group of zoomers that go to my gym and they all have this exact haircut, I don't fucking get it, it's like they're a hive mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pajeets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they're whitoids, they just all have the same tan and haircuts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          odd
          in my small hick town in canada non the less they all have mullets.
          It's mostly urbanites

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the mullet is popular here for alternative scene zoomers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm in Texas, and there's literally a swarm of zoomers every day, all with the same haircut.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              big sad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In my small city/larger town all the white kids have mullets and all the mystery meat have mushrooms.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mullets and wolf cuts are in rn :3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah those are jeets u r blind niga
          u prolly sucked them off lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Umm they didn’t particularly stink, and I saw them in the bathroom wiping instead of using a hand and water bottle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looool. Completely fucked genetics. 125lb twink mongrels. These are always the ones with the eating disorder that think you can maingain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's like they're a hive mind
      They do.
      You WILL eat the bugs.
      You WILL own nothing.
      You WILL accept cuckoldry.
      You WILL display your pronouns.
      And you WILL be happy.

      This was designed for zoomers. And they fell for ir hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they look like guidos. guidos are extremely susceptible to social trends.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are a lot taller than their parents.
    The future is now old man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer girls*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, guys as well.
        They are all 180cm and above at just 15

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i.. like short twinks

    🙂

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      epic meme, boomers stay winning!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I deepyl wish I had a 7' gf bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soon

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are all gays
    Gayest generation and highest suicide rate gen
    Coincidence?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers were so based to create a giant female master race

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how females think we actually care about anything in the world other than fucking them, and ok maybe occasionally man stuff like science and vidya.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "man stuff like science and vidya" OMG I LOVE SCIENCE AND HECKING GAMERINOS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This post was written by a 12 year old who is too scared to start a pull engine

          Seems a strange post to get assblasted about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This post was written by a 12 year old who is too scared to start a pull engine

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their gen Z parents hated them so didn't give them any titty milk. So they're either midgets or got steroidal cow milk and are giants.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity is going to be genetically engineered to be a race of small lean highly athletic men, and tall thick hyper fecund women. Small men are superior to large ones and large women are superior to small ones in the industrial anthropocene.
    Men will be modified to be small, like ~3'8", but proportional and lean, and highly athletic, with very fast reaction speeds. In this way we can mass produce vastly more of them without increasing resource requirements, and small lean athletic males are superior at modern forms of combat and labor compared to large strong athletic men.
    Women will be modified to be tall, like 6'5"+, with big hips, strong legs, and long torsos. They will have large wombs and be programmed to super-ovulate, releasing a few eggs each cycle, so that when they're impregnated they gestate a few babies at a time.
    All of them will be highly intelligent.

    This is the ideal phenotype for humans in the modern and future world. They have a natural fertility rate far greater than any other society's, they require fewer resources and less land to support larger populations, while having large advantages in economic output and military might. Extreme female biased sexual size dimorphism is extremely fit.

    You guys have literally no idea what you're talking about when it comes to this. The rate at which we can modify genes is increasing at an exponential rate, faster than Moore's Law. We will be able to modify this phenotype in like 2 years based on the trend. Men like me, who are far more intelligent than you or anyone you know, are actively working on actual optimization and evolution of our species.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember these /adv and /LULZ posts.
      Tell me genetics manon, will I have a harem of amazons one day, and will they do the cleaning and cooking?

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