Why arent more bodybuilders involved in crime?

If I wanted to recruit a gang for mild-moderate criminal activity opening a bodybuilding gym seems like the way to go;
>open grungy bodybuilding gym, discourage normies
>cater to hardcore bodybuilding dorks, offer them discounted or free memberships and let them feel like they own the place
>sell or give them gear
>get them eventually selling gear for me
>maybe move out into coke and other shit
>have a gang of roided out freaks to intimidate people
>maybe get them involved in confidence scams and other schemes not likely to draw too much police attention
Pretty much what happened to biker gangs. You have a ready built cohort of insecure, easily impressionable, closet homosexual “tough guys” already on the margins of society and dabbling in grey market activities and minor crimes. Should be a cinch to mold them into full blown organized criminal activity.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You looking for us to poke holes in your career plan or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naw tbh I was hoping for people to share stories about scumbag bodybuilders and gym owners getting involved in crime. Rich piana was rumored to be a drug dealer and I’m sure other are too it just sounds cool.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think the Proud Boys are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some of them are, but a lot of them roid. Quite a few of them sling coke and similar. The more serious ones fall in with bonehead crews who mostly deal meth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe LARPers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a fed corrupted group started by Gavin McInnes and related to the Antoine Al-Kumya Compound Media Network that has literally never been relevant other than to be a boogey man for liberal homos who think antifa is reasonable and not just a loose network of institutionalized homeless drug addicts that can be called upon to make a fuss when ever someone does a heckin anti-black golemerino
      all of that shit has been real quiet ever since the israel palestine shit started back up again

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    =You watch too many movies op

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but I need more. Anything else similar to Love Lies Bleeding or Pain & Gain?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have one arc or episode be on a small sub segment of the bodybuilders getting into a dispute with mma twinks over molly and like 2 ounces of weed where the twinks think they're gonna win but they just get flattened but over the course of like a minute and a half and the only reason the tide of battle is won by the bodybuilders is because of the more rugged unshaven one addicted to beer weed cocaine and menthol cigarettes but he's white.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of the plot of zoolander and no pain no gain, but you could probably make it a TV series if creative enough for that much decent writing. It'd be a crime to make it just a movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A series would be cool except that series inevitably go to shit. And to make it entertaining it would have to be either really series like the sopranos or balls the wall crazy like sons of anarchy, neither of which I feel like would do justice to the world of bodybuilding. I feel it needs to mix the seedier organized crime elements of love lies bleeding with the portrayal of bodybuilders as morally neutral insecure weirdos like in pain and gain.

      Have one arc or episode be on a small sub segment of the bodybuilders getting into a dispute with mma twinks over molly and like 2 ounces of weed where the twinks think they're gonna win but they just get flattened but over the course of like a minute and a half and the only reason the tide of battle is won by the bodybuilders is because of the more rugged unshaven one addicted to beer weed cocaine and menthol cigarettes but he's white.

      I like the idea of a rivalry with another gym or clique of mma guys but not sure I see the bodybuilders being portrayed as “tough” or badasses. Maybe a scene where after a few episodes of the lower ranking members crewing around and dipping their toes into crime, they finally feel they have some masculinity and comraderie when they’re starting to make money and are rewarded and encouraged by the crime boss owner. They go out to celebrate at a bar and get into an altercation with a group of guys from the mma gym who call them homosexuals and make fun of their muscles. There’s a moment where the bodybuilders revert to the old, insecure, lonely selves they were before they started in with the criminal life and almost back down, but then they quickly remember they’re supposed to be tough guy gangsters, and regain their confidence and beat the shit out of the mma guys. They’re truly on top of the world after that but we know that’s the point where they lost their innocence and it’s going to get out of hand soon after that.

      A sort of vibe like the mtv movie Better Luck Tomorrow, about nerdy Asian high school kids who use their brains for small time crimes and eventually get roped into the big leagues. Pretty good if you never saw it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Asian
        What would make it great would be if in the ling run or 2nd season they become racist and evolve to form ethnic gangs representing their respective country in the Olympics and powerlifting and sabotage other country's lifters by placing faulty equipment in their gyms. Could spawn a revenge arc for the one they send and ge gets caught by the other gang going to get a quick midnight pump in and they hang him from a crossfit gym.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd have to end the series after like 2 or 3 seasons through a series of backstabs with their disgusting bodybuilder girlfriends having unnecessary amounts of sex with the other bodybuilders until they get confronted in an alley by their boyfriends(who they're still having sex with the whole time) using gym equipment as weapons dressed up like ninjas and a little montage of them running around on rooftops and a profile of their gigantic ass in tight clothes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't happen, the mma guys would slap the shit out of them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well op has a fight gym separate of his drug gym where he instills his own flavor of mma. It works because they're on drugs not because it's a good system.

          Then and only then does he give them cocaine in their pwo and intra fight water bottles despite their better knowledge. Op becomes a legendary coach for mma dodging steroid testing and dodges post fight testing because you can piss out anything but weed in a day with dilution and creatine.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the end result
            You see 250lb monstrosities 360 back kicking people from 8 feet away and throwing people back several feet like a werewolf in skyrim. Regularly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I created this aspect of the whole idea:
          >mma guys might get their alpha to get a win in a fight
          >they get into a mdma/road rage frenzy and the bodybuilders emerge victorious

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This but you should have operate as a secret police. Get dyel nerds on board to do research on who to intimidate. Send the toughs out to scare/schmooze some local fat into informing on a public official.

    I was thinking about starting a porn studio to rope in impressionable young girls, not for porn, they would instead be trained to glean information from random people of interest so I could build a profile. We could then connect the profiles and build a web of local connections concerning local officials. We get dirt on them and stage a takeover of the local township.
    Ideally we move onto bigger operations such as government towns like Martha’s Vinyard. Run a quasi Stasi operation with young girls as agents.

    It might be worth combining this with the toughs for intimidation, nerds for dirt digging, and fats for observation because no one pays attention to a fat.

    You have to be clever to destroy ZOG.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me open a bodybuilding gym, and have them sell drugs for me
    Congratulations, you're moronic. Hope you're also extremely violent because that's who is on top of criminal hierarchies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the beauty part, we all know bodybuilders look tough and scary but are usually very insecure or just plain nice. The crimes they’d be involved in (at least at first) wouldn’t lead to much intersection with real criminals, they’d be primarily selling anabolics to other nerds and maybe getting into some low level blackmail or identify theft type crimes. When they do have to get physical to shake someone down or whatever, it’ll be so validating to them to finally get to use their physique for respect instead of a ridicule that they won’t even see it as dirty work.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Google crip founder tookie williams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I didn’t know that guy was jacked. Still glad he’s dead though

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need strongmen bodybuilders oly weightlifters and powerlifters

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically join the police force

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some bikers are jacked af

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Onions

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because actual gangs get minors to do all of the crimes
    the actual older adults are just managers basically

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just have aromatase inhibitors? You shouldn't have to rely on exogenous roids when you just need aromatase inhibitors, vitamin C powder, mineral water, raw meat/eggs and raw milk.
    Also, you can only trust a National Socialist.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crime is cardio

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just came in to say this is my favourite picture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The picture that best represents IST

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because bodybuilders are homosexuals and modern comfort seekers. They only care about chicken, charge their phone, eat protein powder, and lie.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you're not fast and strong, your odds of escaping are slim.

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