Why aren't you consuming stinging nettles?

>helps recovery
>helps your body turn fat into energy
>high in minerals like iron, magnesium, and potassium which are important for gains
>contain silica for strong bones
>one of the highest fat content of any leafy green
>contains all but one amino acid that is essential to fitness
>can slow down DHT conversion good for hair loss and prostate health
>prevents and helps manage enlarged prostate
>grows everywhere
>no pesticides or fertilizer
>100% organic and natural
>literally free
You wont spend 10 minutes picking a weeks worth of this stuff, but you'll buy a small $5 bag of ""organic"" GMO spinach full of herbicides and pesticides?
lmao

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unfortunately the gypsies around here destroyed the local production cus they pull them out with root instead of cutting the stem with a knife. they are currently destroying the local truffle growing grounds too. i hate them so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Te înțeleg frate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay, gypsy here.
      I have to call BS on this one.
      There's no way the plant can grow a new stalk and leaves in time to reproduce before winter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some plants are perennial and will come back as long as the roots are still in the ground

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dang it. I didn't know that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are gypsies less intelligent than Black folk?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100% organic and natural
    Where's all these inorganic and unnatural plants to counter all organic buzz?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you intentionally misunderstanding the distinction or are you just moronic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're trying to hype up a plant as organic. I'm just asking where the opposing inorganic plants are which it's competing with

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see you have a hard time understanding any use of language that is not explicitly literal, or you have a hard time understanding that a single word can have multiple definitions depending on context. Organic is this context is referring to food grown without herbicide/fungicide/insecticide inputs.

          Either you are an ESL jeet or you have been living under a rock for 30 years, 'organic' foods are pretty common, lots of countries even have government regulation on what is and is not considered organic quality food. Please consider an IQ test

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Organic is this context is referring to food grown without herbicide/fungicide/insecticide inputs.
            Nta, this is inaccurate for most of the world. Organic produce allows pesticides that aren't manufactured, which often have terrible side effects if exposed. Copper sulfate for example.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why dont you go ahead and make the distinction between an organic and non organic plant then for us Dr. homosexual Mcgaygerson

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They grow from Monsanto seeds™ and are sprayed with Monsanto chemicals™

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or you could just eat meat and eggs for actual good nutrition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that too. But eating the same shit over and over again gets boring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs are meat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And the cum in my nuts is meat aswel?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think semen is syoredin the testicles

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's ligma

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do but picking them yourself can be a risk because they spray them with pesticides (at least in my country)

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stinging nettles
    doesn't it sting?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not when they're cooked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this some sort of /b/ prank?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not 2010, buddy. Those days are over
          US government flooded /b/ with porn so they'd stop having fun

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got any fiddleheads theah bud? Just missed tha seasun kehd. They go good with a can a moxie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love fiddleheads. my mom is from new brunswick and we used to have them when we went out there to visit most years. i find them at the grocery store occasionally but theyre not as good.

      recently a guy on my street was picking them in the woods, I didn't know the ferns here (ontario) were the same type. dont pick them all or the plants get fricked up, something like 1/3 will keep them coming back every year

      when i was little i had a shirt with a cartoon fiddlehead on it that said 'IM A NEW BRUNSCWICK FIDDLEHEAD' and i was thoroughly mocked for wearing it to school so i never did again

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hottest new food for iron-maxxing

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been harvesting the upper stems (part which are yet soft), just pinch them between nail of thumb and index finger. Exhale and hold beforehand, you'll get much less stinged that way -apparently the plant reacts to your skin pores opening and closing when you breathe-
    Don't need to cook them, just wash and chop them crudely in some oil and vinegar dressing, let it rest for a bit.

    OMAD:
    Stinging nettle salad + 6 eggs and some cheese
    Oats with nuts, dried raisins, and almond milk

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gives you gyno

    G Y N O
    Y
    N
    O

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a video of a guy cumming by whipping his dicknballs with nettles, like just from the rash, several minutes after the whipping itself. Quite peculiar, I wonder how it would feel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stings causes inflammation and widens the blood vessels so he probably had a lot of blood rushing to his wiener making his erection very intense. The itching probably tickled it enough to the point where he came
      You should try it, the stings aren't actually that bad and the itching stop fairly quickly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stings causes inflammation and widens the blood vessels so he probably had a lot of blood rushing to his wiener making his erection very intense. The itching probably tickled it enough to the point where he came
      You should try it, the stings aren't actually that bad and the itching stop fairly quickly

      I just looked it up and it's apparently very popular. I even found videos of people putting the stem up their urethra

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stings causes inflammation and widens the blood vessels so he probably had a lot of blood rushing to his wiener making his erection very intense. The itching probably tickled it enough to the point where he came
      You should try it, the stings aren't actually that bad and the itching stop fairly quickly

      [...]
      I just looked it up and it's apparently very popular. I even found videos of people putting the stem up their urethra

      This only makes me want to do this to a womans vegana

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to when my grandma cooked borscht and added these to it, but now I live in a different place and stinging nettles are a rare, nostalgic sight.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does boiling leaves/tea/infusion of this shit also work?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the purpose of eating stinging nettle vs just isolating the active ingredient(s), concentrating, and swallowing a capsule

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah man just buy supplements instead of eating real food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its delicious when prepared correctly my Black person

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/world-nettle-eating-championships

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nettle contains testostetone
    Best herbs for T
    Nettle
    Sasparilla
    Tribulus
    Saw palmetto
    Ginseng
    Saw palmetto
    Beetroot
    Capsules are wack, just buy the powders and mix them with drinks

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got plenty outside. How do you eat/drink them OP? I know people make tea

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