Why arent you swimming?

Why aren’t you swimming?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm laying in bed shit posting

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pool
    I don't have my own swimming pool and I don't like drinking piss
    >beach
    I don't want to damage my skin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because I'm self conscious about my massive nipples

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mind if I see them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they should get harder and smaller in the water

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I swim almost daily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the water looks like the gators will get you any day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there are no alligators here, I live in a white majority country.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No homosexual but you look sexy af and I want to look like you. Good job homie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        godspeed, we will all make it.

        except for the trannies and Black folk that keep spamming demotivation threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no homo
        >proceeds to say the gayest shit ive ever read on IST

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because I do not enjoy swimming for sport at all. Im glad you like it though anon. I am however really good at floating in a pool drinking large amounts of Aperol Spritz, does that count?
    >its always a white boi summer if you have a pool and Aperol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Aperol Spritz
      >t. homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek insecurity detected
        >noooooo REAL STRAIGHT MEN drink only BOURBON or BEER anything ELSE IS GAY
        k, bro. Ill just keep enjoying delicious drinks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Ill just keep enjoying delicious drinks
          good, helping everyone to detect that you're a homosexual is a good thing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because my computer would get wet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My pool is closed due to energy prices and beating Putin (I wish I was joking).

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Least interesting sport in existence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best musculoskeletal building sport in existence

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what does this mean? i've never heard of it.
        google is coming up with injuries associated with swimming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >musculoskeletal building
        If your musculoskeletal building goal is becoming a lean DYELanklet, then sure.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love being in water and swim for hours at a very slow pace, however I am so inefficient at it that I cannot get a workout from it. I feel moronic because it's like enjoying long walks but being incapable to run.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do, 2-3 times a week, it's great cardio and I get to show off my gains, making grills 'mire and """pro""" swimmer skellingtons madjelly.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like getting wet

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought fins. Time to watch videos on Youtube on swimming techniques.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like swimming, it's just a hassle to prepare for and then washing the chlorine off after before you can do anything else.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cant swim

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