why aren't you wearing grey sweatpants to the gym?
My cock is bigger than this morons and it’s hella awkward. Have no idea how this became a meme. Best case scenario you have sort of a bulge I guess but not an obvious outline of your cock. Trust me you might think it’s awesome having a big dick show through your clothes but it’s absolutely not unless your at the bottom of the socioeconomic strata
I once went commando with nothing but sweats at college and I got the largest magnum dong I had to spend an hour in the bathroom to wait for my brother to arrive at my campus and hand me my undies. Never again
>Should've just owned it
At the comfort of my own room, sure. In public? It’s super uncomfortable mentally and physically. I couldn’t walk normally, it’s like trying to walk with a cast since it’s solid
No, only sexual degenerates and deviants could be comfortable wear anything like that in public, now you mention it women must feel like that all the time...
No, only sexual degenerates and deviants could be comfortable wear anything like that in public, now you mention it women must feel like that all the time...
Pussy. I walk around with my dong swishing left to right like an upsode down windshield wiper. ALL GIRLS stare and mire. Only other guys hate it
Wash your fucking hands.
Wash them after, but especially wash them before you piss.Your dirty hands have been places getting germs. You should be polite to whoever sucks you off later.
>accidentally wore the white sweatpants to the gym idk I wasn't thinking >look in mirror >notice yellow piss stain from the post-piss dribble that accumulated since I haven't washed them in a month
>notice yellow piss stain from the post-piss dribble that accumulated since I haven't washed them in a month
kek that's why you wipe your peepee at the end to get rid of any dribble at the tip, silly brainlet
Some of it my be sweat though, I know sweat can turn yellow on white cloth, especially if you're caffeinated
I was wearing dark coloured basketball shorts, on Friday I was sexually harassed. >as I walk by, dude points at me to his mates >"I guess dick does scale with height"
Because I prefer shorts so I don't get swamp ass.
because all the guys swarm around my hwd jr. and i cant get any work done
because they get more gray on my ass as i train and it's not a good look
Because I sweat a lot and I fucking hate ass stains. I unironically wear football attire
This and more importantly this
Too revealing
yeah that's the idea
I'd be labeled a sex offender
Just the angle
Chestbeard?
Why do you have pubic, Blacklic chest hair instead of a fine flowing mat like an actual white man?
wear a bra
>filename
Nice try.
What's wrong with the filename?
My cock is bigger than this morons and it’s hella awkward. Have no idea how this became a meme. Best case scenario you have sort of a bulge I guess but not an obvious outline of your cock. Trust me you might think it’s awesome having a big dick show through your clothes but it’s absolutely not unless your at the bottom of the socioeconomic strata
>makes a claim
>posts no proof
Classic
Because my pp is smol
smol pp
unironically dick protrudes too much
that's the point
I know its the point, I just hate having my dick protruding like that. im there to lift not to whore myself out
I don't go to the gym for attention. I wear black joggers and a black hoodie and mind my own business and keep to myself.
I do. Gym is like 1km away from home and I walk.
I do but that's just because I always wear gray sweatpants
I once went commando with nothing but sweats at college and I got the largest magnum dong I had to spend an hour in the bathroom to wait for my brother to arrive at my campus and hand me my undies. Never again
Should've just owned it
>Should've just owned it
At the comfort of my own room, sure. In public? It’s super uncomfortable mentally and physically. I couldn’t walk normally, it’s like trying to walk with a cast since it’s solid
low T
>having a big penis is low T
The cope is unreal
No, only sexual degenerates and deviants could be comfortable wear anything like that in public, now you mention it women must feel like that all the time...
Pussy. I walk around with my dong swishing left to right like an upsode down windshield wiper. ALL GIRLS stare and mire. Only other guys hate it
I'm not a bum, nuff said
Because I'm not gay or looking to get topped
I wish I was gay so much bros
Don't let your memes be dreams. Just close your eyes and pretend you're doing anal with a chick
ye, it'd be a lot easier.
I wear black ones. With plain white t shirts. I have been wearing the same outfit since kindergarten pe class.
I have them into my winter rotation together with some black ones.
Because people can confirm their suHispanicions that I have a smol pp
I'm a grower
Wore some yesterday then dribbled pee on them in the bathroom and had to wait 10 minutes in the stall for them to dry
Press up on your taint after pissing to squeeze it out. It's a game-changer for dribble.
Op, real men don't wear gray-ass sweatpants.
Damn you must be why the bar is always oily
Wash your fucking hands.
Wash them after, but especially wash them before you piss.Your dirty hands have been places getting germs. You should be polite to whoever sucks you off later.
Can’t find any they are 100% cotton
That*
Because I don't want to change out of my comfy jeans
>accidentally wore the white sweatpants to the gym idk I wasn't thinking
>look in mirror
>notice yellow piss stain from the post-piss dribble that accumulated since I haven't washed them in a month
>notice yellow piss stain from the post-piss dribble that accumulated since I haven't washed them in a month
kek that's why you wipe your peepee at the end to get rid of any dribble at the tip, silly brainlet
Some of it my be sweat though, I know sweat can turn yellow on white cloth, especially if you're caffeinated
i wear nothing but grey sweatpants at the gym
>wear light color pants
>work out
>sweat
>pants now look like i pissed my ass
Cuz my pp small and it doesn’t look good
put that smoll pee pee in chastity cage to create clittie bulge lol
I do though.
Makes tall dudes and powershitters seethe every fucking time. Since I'm a manlet it makes my dick look huge on me.
because i have a small dick
I was wearing dark coloured basketball shorts, on Friday I was sexually harassed.
>as I walk by, dude points at me to his mates
>"I guess dick does scale with height"
I don’t like the color. It’s always get nasty.
because i wear black, and i don't go to the gym
I do sometimes but I’m a grower not a shower so it makes me a little sad I can’t rock the bulge in them
I need long shirts to cover my cockhead outline