why aren't you wearing grey sweatpants to the gym?

why aren't you wearing grey sweatpants to the gym?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because I prefer shorts so I don't get swamp ass.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because all the guys swarm around my hwd jr. and i cant get any work done

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because they get more gray on my ass as i train and it's not a good look

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because I sweat a lot and I fricking hate ass stains. I unironically wear football attire

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This and more importantly this

      I'm a grower

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too revealing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's the idea

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be labeled a sex offender

        Chestbeard?

        Just the angle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chestbeard?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have pubic, Blacklic chest hair instead of a fine flowing mat like an actual white man?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wear a bra

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      Nice try.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with the filename?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kHXEjHS.jpg

      why aren't you wearing grey sweatpants to the gym?

      My wiener is bigger than this Black folk and it’s hella awkward. Have no idea how this became a meme. Best case scenario you have sort of a bulge I guess but not an obvious outline of your wiener. Trust me you might think it’s awesome having a big dick show through your clothes but it’s absolutely not unless your at the bottom of the socioeconomic strata

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >makes a claim
        >posts no proof
        Classic

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because my pp is smol

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    smol pp

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unironically dick protrudes too much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's the point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know its the point, I just hate having my dick protruding like that. im there to lift not to prostitute myself out

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't go to the gym for attention. I wear black joggers and a black hoodie and mind my own business and keep to myself.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do. Gym is like 1km away from home and I walk.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do but that's just because I always wear gray sweatpants

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once went commando with nothing but sweats at college and I got the largest magnum dong I had to spend an hour in the bathroom to wait for my brother to arrive at my campus and hand me my undies. Never again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should've just owned it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Should've just owned it
        At the comfort of my own room, sure. In public? It’s super uncomfortable mentally and physically. I couldn’t walk normally, it’s like trying to walk with a cast since it’s solid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Pussy. I walk around with my dong swishing left to right like an upsode down windshield wiper. ALL GIRLS stare and mire. Only other guys hate it

          low T

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >having a big penis is low T
            The cope is unreal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, only sexual degenerates and deviants could be comfortable wear anything like that in public, now you mention it women must feel like that all the time...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, only sexual degenerates and deviants could be comfortable wear anything like that in public, now you mention it women must feel like that all the time...

      Pussy. I walk around with my dong swishing left to right like an upsode down windshield wiper. ALL GIRLS stare and mire. Only other guys hate it

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a bum, nuff said

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not gay or looking to get topped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was gay so much bros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't let your memes be dreams. Just close your eyes and pretend you're doing anal with a chick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ye, it'd be a lot easier.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wear black ones. With plain white t shirts. I have been wearing the same outfit since kindergarten pe class.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have them into my winter rotation together with some black ones.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because people can confirm their suspicions that I have a smol pp

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a grower

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wore some yesterday then dribbled pee on them in the bathroom and had to wait 10 minutes in the stall for them to dry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Press up on your taint after pissing to squeeze it out. It's a game-changer for dribble.

      https://i.imgur.com/kHXEjHS.jpg

      why aren't you wearing grey sweatpants to the gym?

      Op, real men don't wear gray-ass sweatpants.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you must be why the bar is always oily

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wash your fricking hands.
          Wash them after, but especially wash them before you piss.Your dirty hands have been places getting germs. You should be polite to whoever sucks you off later.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t find any they are 100% cotton

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That*

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't want to change out of my comfy jeans

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally wore the white sweatpants to the gym idk I wasn't thinking
    >look in mirror
    >notice yellow piss stain from the post-piss dribble that accumulated since I haven't washed them in a month

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >notice yellow piss stain from the post-piss dribble that accumulated since I haven't washed them in a month
      kek that's why you wipe your peepee at the end to get rid of any dribble at the tip, silly brainlet
      Some of it my be sweat though, I know sweat can turn yellow on white cloth, especially if you're caffeinated

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wear nothing but grey sweatpants at the gym

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wear light color pants
    >work out
    >sweat
    >pants now look like i pissed my ass

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz my pp small and it doesn’t look good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because i have a small dick

      put that smoll pee pee in chastity cage to create clittie bulge lol

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do though.
    Makes tall dudes and powershitters seethe every fricking time. Since I'm a manlet it makes my dick look huge on me.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because i have a small dick

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was wearing dark coloured basketball shorts, on Friday I was sexually harassed.
    >as I walk by, dude points at me to his mates
    >"I guess dick does scale with height"

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t like the color. It’s always get nasty.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because i wear black, and i don't go to the gym

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do sometimes but I’m a grower not a shower so it makes me a little sad I can’t rock the bulge in them

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I need long shirts to cover my wienerhead outline

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