Why can't modern day zoomer youth grow beards?

Why can't modern day zoomer youth grow beards? With all the sarms and tren and supplements and troonyjuice and many still don't have a single whisker on their face despite pushing 25

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you heard of a thing called shaving? clean shaven is in right now

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is unironically microplastics in the water there’s electricity zappers in the water that frick your system frick your shit up john pay goons to do that shit amd tht’z why the zoomers are. alding too snakes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      low testosterone, same reason they are all so tall and lanky

      meds

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tall
        >low T
        what?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          there was a thing on how it extends puberty or some shit so they end up taller with weaker bones or something like that don't quote me on this, i'll try to find a study

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Testosterone closes growth plates

            So you are saying manlets are higher T?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, they might have been exposed to testosterone earlier, which stopped growth earlier.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's still mostly based on your genetics

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              They’re just more dense

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Two studies on one from a Russian university and one from a Canadian one found that genetic groups that tend to be shorter have higher levels of testosterone however also higher estrogen and higher igf levels.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. My observation is that for every tall giga chad speciment, there are 10 effeminate lanklet twinks.
              Meanwhile there are tons of bear mode barrel chested average height to shorter guys.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Testosterone closes growth plates

  3. 12 months ago
    Ray Spears

    I’d rather have hair on my head than hair on my face you fat bald millennial boomer frick

    Stay seething

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just woke up, what is this GPT-IST shit? An AI generated this response?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I am not a bot. It just randomly says that on some peoples posts. Must be some /misc/ meme I am unaware of

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          check the date please man

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Check these dubs

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where?

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    beards were/are a millennial thing
    i'm 25 and have great beard growth despite having shit tier genetics everywhere else, and while i notice not many people my age had good beards, they all shaved so you wouldn't see the ones that did anyway.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they have a nice jawline and want to show it off. zoomer girls don’t usually like beards unless they have daddy issues

    >t. have zoomer fwb who keeps telling me to shave

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because they have a nice jawline and want to show it off
      most of them dont though, theyre all puffy soft-faced like OP's pic.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daily millennial seethe thread

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