Why did?

I went out and bought a whole bunch of canned sardines, each one from a different brand.

I tried them all and they were honestly not very good.
I don't know if it's because I only got the cans with water only, but the deenz we're very DRY and a chore to chew.

Funnily enough, the more expensive cans tastes the worse, and the cheapest one (sourced from Poland) tasted the best.

I also thought the deenz would be more solid, but they fell apart pretty easily.

Also deenz are kinda expensive.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just stick that shit in a blender with some tuna, it's all the same by the time it reaches your stomach

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically sadomasochist zoom zooms who don’t like to enjoy life, coupled with old farts that actually like the taste. Does that really surprise you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      They subconsciously believe that if something tastes bad it must be healthy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but they taste good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 26 but my dad would give them to me as a snack when I was a kid. I've always loved kipper snaps the most. I understand I'm an anomaly, I'm grateful for my father

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sardines are delicious with anything made out of tomatoes.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's an acquired taste, peasants wouldn't understand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok old guy, tell us to get off your lawn in the next post please, it’s hilarious and cliche!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe little boy

        I'm guessing no one eats them plain.
        You guys probably add crackers or sauce, it's not really the same thing as me

        Nope, I eat them plain. Sometimes I add mustard on them if I'm feeling like it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What brand do you get?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only the finest

            I’m just fucking with you guy, I’m sure deenz are an acquired taste, I’d rather eat something healthier and without preservatives though.

            It's ok little boy, I'm sure you can get your protein from UN approved sources like crickets and grubs.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up retard. Go eat some more leached aluminum.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eat ze bugs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Glow, I posted real good, not canned bullshit, now reply with some spit-up meme-phrase you barely have memorized yet, lurker.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >in olive oil
              So you guys don't actually eat them plain *facepalm*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean there's another brand where the sardines are in water but I usually don't get them

                Glow, I posted real good, not canned bullshit, now reply with some spit-up meme-phrase you barely have memorized yet, lurker.

                I guarantee I have been longer than you, estrogen lover.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2004 dipshit, go Jack off to Bridget for me while ur at it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been here since 1997 ya little shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you were born in 1997 you are
                Literally a zoomer, you just BTFO urself, get fucked kid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a special little girl aren't you. Maybe you need some HRT to help you get your nutrients.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you literally a drooling retard? Go do something useful with your life. If you try and clap back at me again I’ll just sic your ancestors on you to prevent you from making a keyboard-related-big-oopsie all over our fine board here. Don’t forget to clean up your shitty life habits, ignoramous.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit what the fuck are you on about you inbred mouth breather

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m just fucking with you guy, I’m sure deenz are an acquired taste, I’d rather eat something healthier and without preservatives though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing no one eats them plain.
      You guys probably add crackers or sauce, it's not really the same thing as me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In mustard sauce, on "Big" Cheez-its.
        Fucking crack, yo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I eat em plain. Sometimes I throw on a Hispanice blend or some hot sauce, but often plain. Why do I need to dress up food that makes my brain and body function so well?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. If you look at your food as fuel everything tastes a lot better. Throw some hot sauce in the can if you feel like it but they have a savoury taste as-is and it's delicious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I'm sure sardines are a delicacy for the elite

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing like deenz and cheese on crackers. Delicioso

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am in Australia and while I am a bit rich, I prefer the 85c a can sardines because they actually taste like fish, and you can chew the bones.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the ones in tomato sauce moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This if you eat deenz in anything but tomato sauce you are gay gay.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to eat them fresh not canned shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glow, I posted real good, not canned bullshit, now reply with some spit-up meme-phrase you barely have memorized yet, lurker.

      this

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy metals
    >pollutants
    >micro-plastics
    No thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The oceans are just toxic chemical soup at this point, anyone who eats something that has been swimming around in that shit is fucking retarded

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most deenz aren't even harvested from the ocean.
        Fish farms have become much more common now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          retard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sardines can't be farmed dumbass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need to get off the internet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      metals

      -plastics
      not found in sardines because they're low on the food chain. Literally the only fish where contamination isn't a problem.

      Keep denying your body 100+ nutrients and healthy fats at a ridiculously cheap price because you have the palate of a child.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro science, if you aren’t a marine biologist please stop posting, and you aren’t, so stop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not found in sardines
        They are though, 30 seconds on google will confirm

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smaller fishes absorb a smaller amount of toxic materials

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            less toxic materials =/= no toxic materials

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its such a small amount per can that you shouldn't have any issue ever if you eat two or three standard sized cans per week

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no safe level, toxic is toxic retard

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the mustard for good taste

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sardines in water are rough, way worse than tuna in water. Try something me sardines packed in oil or sauce, they hold up better.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sardines in olive oil are fantastic

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute best gold standard are Mediterranean style King Oscar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these are delicious, it's hard to eat others after these

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had these these last week, definitely a cut above sardines I've had before. Also got some King Oscar mackerals to try.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sardines in tomato sauce is the best. Put it on some french bread for a delicious Vietnamese-style Bahn Mi type of sandwich, which is quite common there.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy the ones with olive oil.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fell for this too. Made the mistake of putting them in the microwave. Stank for a month. Tastes horrible, especially with how much hot sauce I put on them. And the shit the next day was horrid.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thinking mans deenz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FACT.
      t. Latvian

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy canned mackarel/herrings instead.

    They are very tasty and full of good fats.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mash them up with a little bit of mayonnaise, then grill them on some toast. Bit of cheese on top if you’re feeling fancy.

    I’ve only ever had the ones in some kind of oil though, so idk if they taste better than what you’re used to.

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