Why do buff manlets look so funny?

Lol with their heads all the way back because they're used to looking up all the time, and their short stubby arms with 0 flexibility. I'm a tall lanklet but it's awesome knowing I mog them all by default and will mog them harder when I become a tall lean GOD.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you worry about buff manlets, do you have a better physique?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL SEETHE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're the one obsessing over manlets. Just take the W. You can't because you're an insecure homosexual who has to obsess over inferior people to feel better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Tall and averagely lean.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you're a dyel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lets see it then, must be very good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy just said "averagely".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I noticed that too, anon
          let's be real tho -- he is probably a skinnyfat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lil jeff would probably rape your lanklet ass. average women could probably toss your ass through a storefront window if you ever mouthed off irl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >do you have a better physique?
      yeah i'm tall. doesn't matter if i'm fat skinny or buff. i win automatically lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        alright b***h boy there's a alot to unpack here we can't help being short and besides we havd bigger problems than concerning ourselves with mogging, like not being able to reach the beers at the top shelf at the supermarket and having to act like a self-deprecating millenial numale to the cute teenage store clerk. Hahaha, could you just... hahaha. Well, them's the breaks. I don't know who put them there, am i right!? Oh armn't I? A'ight thanks.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah i would rather be dwarf maxxed than tall and lean.
    Shorter equals less food needed to satiate you and you can drink less to get drunk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that’s entirely body fat %

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, less food is needed to satiate you? Thats perfect for living in a pod.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another jeff nippard thread

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think its the proportional, and also theyre still weak Despite looking like Arnold little, and also looking like 130kg with 80kg on that little frame

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they look like super mario stomped on them

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post body mr 6'3 gigachad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      6'7" actually

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holt shit, chud made it. I kneel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >receding hairline
        Oh no no..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is who calls you a manlet online
        Fricking DYEL asparagus lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Captain Tic-Tac

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can see your wiener in the reflection, moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol why do ugly soi fricks like you think theyre special just because your tall?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rent free

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that you midgets will never be real men just like trannies will never be real women.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call these lil homies goombas

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop.
    Even I am starting to feel a little bad for him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/H0SCCPU.jpg

      Goes to show that if you're a 5'2 midget you shouldn't try to get wider. Ottermode should be your goal.

      >tiny guy
      >has a high pitched nasally voice
      Gets me every time.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goes to show that if you're a 5'2 midget you shouldn't try to get wider. Ottermode should be your goal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't edited?
      he looks 4'10 here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not, he's literally 2 beds tall

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/H0SCCPU.jpg

          Goes to show that if you're a 5'2 midget you shouldn't try to get wider. Ottermode should be your goal.

          https://i.imgur.com/m88HFlZ.png

          Lol with their heads all the way back because they're used to looking up all the time, and their short stubby arms with 0 flexibility. I'm a tall lanklet but it's awesome knowing I mog them all by default and will mog them harder when I become a tall lean GOD.

          Man thats just brutal. Usuaully i feel bad for manlets and dont like to make fun of them but he shilled the vax and BLM so lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not edited at all.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when I become a tall lean GOD
    in b4 6 months from now when manlets continue to mog you and you cope with the "manlets have shorter ROM" argument.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am age 21, 5'6 and 5/10 face. No amount of lifting or self improvement will ever make up for my height, no woman could ever love or lost for a manlet in current year. Its over for sub 6ft "men"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am age 21, 5'6 and 5/10 face. No amount of lifting or self improvement will ever make up for my height, no woman could ever love or lost for a manlet in current year. Its over for sub 6ft "men"

      5'6" man. I have got so much pussy in my life. You're just a b***h. Only women who care about height are dumbass c**ts you dont want any way. You thinking height matters is why you dont get laid. Women sense low confidence like a dog smells meat. Until you start thinking differently, your soul will continue to ooze "loser" to women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thinking you're hotshit as a manlet is delusional narcissism.
        It's okay to accept reality as what it is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Delusional narcissism gets you girls.
          >T. Knower

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly what gets you girls, unironically
            Just don't slip up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take a look at this sad loser, guys.
      Being myself the same height I had my decent share of pussy in my youth.
      Man the frick up. Groom yourself and learn to have some game.

      Nothing more pathetic than a short dude whining for women attention.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you’re gonna be okay lil man *scruffles hair*

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'6 and eat more food than any of you can possibly imagine and stay in auschwitz mode. I've given up on gaining muscle. Just gonna be a skeleton my whole life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bare minimum you should look like this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you only need a little bit of muscle, like

      https://i.imgur.com/kiaSCH5.jpg

      Bare minimum you should look like this

      to look good at that height

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're 6'6 with abs and delts you'll mog

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lifting as a manlet is not worth it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He banged Taylor Swift, got literally the only apology song written by her, then married another Taylor. He seems to be doing alright, although kind of weird with the whole name thing (his wife literally has the same full name as him now).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you are trying to be ironic, you have better examples. This guy slayed more pussy in his heyday than 99% of /fit in a decade.

      Lifting for athletic/otter is the key.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All women will heckle you with your height unless you're really tall.

      It's their trump card when they can't find anything else... "oops - he's so short".

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with their heads all the way back because they're used to looking up all the time
    >HAHA LOOK AT THIS homosexual HE'S STANDING UP STRAIGHT!
    lol IST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tallGODs bending over slightly looks based though, and manlets trying to stand up straight looks funny

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jeff is a midget. don't lump him with the rest of us manlets.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >UM IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER MANLET INCELS
      Literal pickme manlet, you will never ever see a vegana

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's the overgwon bench breasts

    [...]

    he would look better without them

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >creating a whole tread to mock manlets
    I bet you hardly can help your mother with the groceries.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile in real life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lanklets btfo

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at this point lanklets are more height-obsessed than manlets. constantly thinking of trying to top us. sad.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how many manlets cope by calling good looking tall guys "dyels" or "lanklets" when they're universally considered better looking while putting in probably less effort. If anything, that's more demoralizing to manlets who do lift.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm short (5'9) but at least I don't have it as bad as Jeff, I guess.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'4" and the manlet obsession on here is very weird. I know lots of short dudes and they're usually just completely normal. I have a feeling that a lot of the manlet hate comes from tall DYELs who need something to cope with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 6'4"
      sorry, i meant 4'6"
      stupid arabic script keyboard

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just because he has short arms. Manlets with long arms look normal and lanklets with short arms look weird like him.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This entire height shit is so fricking gay,literally why do you guys care so much about other dudes heights? You literally act like women,this is legit some low test gay ass shit,touch grass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic nerdy guys obsess over height

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Manlet (a portmanteau of man and midget)
    What the frick does "lanklet" even mean and why anyone should be offened by it?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 5’6 and ask anyone noticeably taller than me “how’s the weather up there”. You can tell they don’t like it lol
    Another good one “boy are you tall” anything that makes them self-conscious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously based. I like calling talls "stretch," or if there's a group of them "holy shit, it's They Might Be Giants!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously based. I like calling talls "stretch," or if there's a group of them "holy shit, it's They Might Be Giants!"

      I'm super tall and people make these kind of remarks all the time. It doesn't make me self-conscious. Like most tall people I'm good natured and just smile or give a friendly chuckle. It is kind of a stupid thing to say though. Similar to asking someone how tall they are, which I get asked all the time. I always respond politely but don't really understand why people feel compelled to ask. You can see exactly how tall I am by looking at me I don't know why it needs quantified.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously based. I like calling talls "stretch," or if there's a group of them "holy shit, it's They Might Be Giants!"

      You guys sound asshurt.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's incongruous with their frame, height and face, other people automatically register this in their subconscious

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is less about being short overall and more about having short limbs

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick cares about mogging? jeff seems cool, i’d help him up onto the bar stool to have a beer with him

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dont mock him, he's just fine

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i am 6'8 and i learned a lot from his workout tips.. just like i learned a lot from dr.mike...

    judging from you post (only) i think the reality in which you live sucks... please try harder to live your best life.. because this isn't it..

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God that boy would make a great bottom.

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