Why do I shit strings?

Why do I shit strings?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    quality fitness thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a serious question.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ohh that's why you posted it here with a frog pic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          dumb frogposter

          frog site

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumb frogposter

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's your intestinal wall. See a doctor.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you eat strings

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      That's your intestinal wall. See a doctor.

      Fuck that. Tell em what the problem is and I will fix it.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You ate a violin

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show us a picture

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your shit isn’t compact enough (i.e., low compressive strength, high ductility), the narrow aperture of your anal sphincter will crush it as it passes through, in a manner similar to cheese whiz. It’s the opposite problem as constipation caused by high-compressive strength (concrete-like) shit.
    Your body is going through your shit too fast and colon does not have time to absorb the excess fecal moisture. You need more fiber and hard, dry foods in your diet. This will both alter the content of your shit so that it comprises more structurally favorable content, and force your body to take longer to dehydrate it.
    t. shitmaxxer

  8. 5 months ago
    Poverty Bench Anon

    It's tougher shitting integers (check 'em)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol.

      If your shit isn’t compact enough (i.e., low compressive strength, high ductility), the narrow aperture of your anal sphincter will crush it as it passes through, in a manner similar to cheese whiz. It’s the opposite problem as constipation caused by high-compressive strength (concrete-like) shit.
      Your body is going through your shit too fast and colon does not have time to absorb the excess fecal moisture. You need more fiber and hard, dry foods in your diet. This will both alter the content of your shit so that it comprises more structurally favorable content, and force your body to take longer to dehydrate it.
      t. shitmaxxer

      Thanks ser. Yes I'm carnivore maxing which is causing various problems, among them depression and string shitting.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    put stuff in your ass to make it wider it will work 100% trust me just do it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I put my rod up my ex girls ass and she complained that it made her poops 2x the size which annoyed her but I thought it was hot.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you got worms OP

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I get a shit that floats

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I know how to solve your problem but I need some information to first to be certain. Are you sexually active?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I used to be 3 year ago.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna help a sex have sorry

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tapeworm. Get some antihelmetic before you get a b12 deficiency and sustain nerve damage.

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