Why do keto plebs hate water?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    water hates me. I wonder if they're poisoning my tap water because I can drink any other liquid just fine

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This loser is not a doctor, he is a yt celebrity chiropractor. I think he should consider killing himself, in minecraft.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chiropractor as an insult
      Shouldn’t you be in bed?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lmao he listens to someone who does a two month course as a medical doctor
        You are the dumbest person who has posted today, congrats

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's quackery. My uncle is one and he basically scams insurance companies for people on Medicare.

          Lol. LMAO even

          Enjoy your opium crisis and myocarditis/died suddenly

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            shooting up while i type this im gonna live longer than u lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I unironically know more about health, nutrition and medicine than ~~*doctors*~~ do just by reading pubmed articles.

          Imagine thinking that being a qualified doctor means fricking anything in the year of our lord 2023

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're unironically a literal homosexual moron who knows dick about health.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I unironically know more about health, nutrition and medicine than ~~*doctors*~~ do just by reading pubmed articles.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's quackery. My uncle is one and he basically scams insurance companies for people on Medicare.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol. LMAO even

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chiropracty is pseudoscience, its not real

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          There is literally no problem a chiropractor can help with that a PT can't do better. Cope and seethe.

          Then how come my back pain is gone after two treatments homosexuals? Max 100 dollars no more fricking mri cortisone shots straight into my lower back. You have never been and you don’t know. You guys would rather trust Rockefeller’s oils every day for the rest of your life.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Placebo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Enjoy your opium crisis and myocarditis/died suddenly

        There is literally no problem a chiropractor can help with that a PT can't do better. Cope and seethe.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A chiropractor usually doesn't get you in ~~*debt*~~. Stop pretending to be a rebel, moxyte.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >A chiropractor usually doesn't get you in ~~*debt*~~.
            Those scammers try to milk you with constant appointments forever. Physio is unironically cheaper.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              But big pharma doesn't? Please just die already.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Big pharma
                I said PHYSIO you stupid fricking Black personcattle. Please tell me how Big Pharma profits when a physio fixes you with nothing but exercises that you perform mostly at home for free.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tbf, a good chiropractor may be the only choice for some people if they have doodoo insurance.
                However, some people use both in tandem.
                Unfortunately a chiropractor has joined my social group.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahaah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the point of making threads like this just to seethe? I see this shit every time I come here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HIDE MOXYTE THREADS
        >IGNORE MOXYTE POSTS
        >DO NOT REPLY TO MOXYTE POSTERS

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its true tho, at least if you are fasting or not eating carbs, water alone wont keep you hydrated, you are gonna need salt and pottasium

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Black folk don't eat carbs, carbs make you big.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, big like 'Cado.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because ketolards are downright moronic all around

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ketoschizo should kill herself

      Samegay for sure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      fifth also starts with f like first did you know that

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day moxyte

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ketoschizo should kill herself

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No moxyte, your blood pressure rises the more people straight up recognize you.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some nobody makes a dumb tweet
    >autistic IST incels with OCD and ADHD make the same thread about it 1234567 times a day for the next 5 years
    >jannies looking at Black person dicks on /misc/

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You first.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be humans
      >responsible for 96% of extinctions in all recorded history
      >chopping down the Amazon forest as we speak to make room for cattle to graze
      ???
      >not muh hecking insecterinos!

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Berg

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink mineral water, if you drink tap water you are not human and probably some sort of pvc slurry mutant from East Palestine

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HIDE MOXYTE THREADS
    >IGNORE MOXYTE POSTS
    >DO NOT REPLY TO MOXYTE POSTERS

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the best way to absorb water?
    >indigest it.
    >NO THAT'S WRONG!
    what the hell is wrong with him?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indigest
      you meant to use "ingest", which means to consume. "indigestion" is when you can't digest something

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketosisters…they’re making fun of our doctor again….

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, thank you doctor Berg. I will completely listen to you and the science doctor Berg.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that a sign of getting older is noticing how much better you feel when you constantly chug water.

    I barely drank water a a kid/teen but by God I feel miserable if I don't drink it now. I have to drink a gallon of the stuff a day minimum to stave off the shitty feeling of dehydration.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have to drink a gallon of the stuff a day minimum to stave off the shitty feeling of dehydration.
      unironically get checked

      Well, you need electrolytes that is true. If you're not getting electrolytes then you wont be well hydrated from just drinking water.
      Also drinking too much water too often can lead to reflux, so spacing it out in portions is good.

      i don't know how many times i've posted the exact same post as you, but these morons will simply ignore them, you're posting in a bait thread dawg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have to drink a gallon of the stuff a day minimum to stave off the shitty feeling of dehydration.

      based diabetes bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Piss is stored in the balls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what helps me is adding some mint drops to the water, it seems to kill whatever parasite that makes the problem with increased water demand

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you need electrolytes that is true. If you're not getting electrolytes then you wont be well hydrated from just drinking water.
    Also drinking too much water too often can lead to reflux, so spacing it out in portions is good.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't drink water so need to eat entire sticks of butter at every meal and vegetables to become hydrated
    >start getting fat from the carbs in the leafy green vegetables
    ketosisters we just can't win......

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jimmy Moore

      Unironically the average ketard/fastard

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I drink water I gain weight. Yesterday I drank a whole liter of water and gained over 2lbs

    Not for me, I'm avoiding all carbs and water from now on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm avoiding all carbs
      So you're a midget?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already fully grown, moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a midget?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    some few anons check how many subscribers he has and post back here please.

    https://www.youtube.com/user/drericberg123

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im doing keto right now and let me tell you, frick am i a thirsty bastard
    also wtf with this diet? i feel... so fricking happy all the time

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great another moronic moxyte thread.
    /sage

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brain damage

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moxyte thread.
    Sorry you got raped by this dude that did low carbs or something.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He makes very good videos on supplements and health, I`m not a fan of Keto, though.

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