Closet jacket, poor cut/material choice for his size. But even with a fully tailored, well chosen material, wide dudes in suits never look right. They're best fit on slender frames.
agreed
nobody looks good with their suit buttoned up anymore. Europeans are all fashionfags and they look way better keeping their suit jackets open. people need to get with the times
I really don't understand why anyone of a certain size would wear a suit. They look tacky as fuck when you're too big. just wear a fucking sport jacket or something
How unfortunate, the guy literally had the chad face/body as a teen. He should've done better.
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejoeyswoll/video/7135987300567125291
If you are a shot guy, you literally have to Dwarfmaxx. Grow out a big beard, lift and get barrel chested, take up something like black smithing and wood chopping and learn how to wield an axe and large hammers for the forging fire. Embrace it and find other Dwarfmaxxing guys who can play metal and form a power metal band and call it Dwarf Lord and play on the theme while also banging groupies. You can pick up plenty of kinky Ren Faire sluts that way too.
Stupid thread. Joey is the sweetest person ever, why make fun of a person on the internet? Are you all that insecure of yourselves that you have to project onto others?
>looks fine >can afford nice clothes >dating an attractive woman
Seems like his life is going OK to me. Unrelated question: how many times did you jack off to cartoons this week?
I fucking hate this manlet piece of junky shit. He’s a huge proponent of free and open drug use.
He actually did a microdose of DMT on that moreplatesdereck moron’s podcast as if that’s normal or acceptable behaviour? He actually took out a makeshift bong from a bottle and did a microdose and had that attitude of “it’s totally fine” and tried to convince Derrick dumb fucking asshole who is also a junky to try it.
Fuck him. The amount of lives he’s ruined and ended due to his YouTube channel must be in the thousands. YouTube should have banned him years ago and he should be shadowbanned from the entire internet for the shit he promotes.
So he relapsed on Kratom? Good fuck him he’s going to be dead in 5 years hopefully sooner
im 5'9 balding with gyno dyel...and i feel like i could walk up to this guy and not be intimidated AT ALL in any form or fashion. like in a social situation i would see myself as his superior...im not even taking the piss
It's the jacket and his pose.
If he were to only wear a shirt and west, that alone would make him look good.
Now actually grab your wife like a trophy and you will look less like an awkward prom boy.
Why does he look so weird?
The cut of the suit
Big guy in a suit, white guy with an Asian woman, bald, odd facial expression, maybe HGH or something, idk.
because he's like 5'3 lol, a 6'0 dyel would make this guy look like a child
Closet jacket, poor cut/material choice for his size. But even with a fully tailored, well chosen material, wide dudes in suits never look right. They're best fit on slender frames.
he's not particularly wide he's just 5'1. if he were adult height he would look normal
>he's just 5'1
this, closed jacket is the stupidest shit
agreed
nobody looks good with their suit buttoned up anymore. Europeans are all fashionfags and they look way better keeping their suit jackets open. people need to get with the times
I really don't understand why anyone of a certain size would wear a suit. They look tacky as fuck when you're too big. just wear a fucking sport jacket or something
fuck you
They look like bootleg action figures.
kek
straight out of a Peter Gabriel video
manletism and yellow fever cope
Giga Coomer
roids = bad proportions
he'd unironically look better as a natty, he'd be leas jacked but at least he'd look normal
head and neck too small
They get more tail than you.
He looks happy
This, dude looks good. Appears to have an attractive partner. Apart from a few lucky femboys we're all (men) ugly AF anyway
manlet copium
>mystery meat Filipino Hispanic ladyboy
>attractive
meat Filipino Hispanic ladyboy
Yeah she's ugly AF, my girlfriend is way hotter.
Disgusting to look at, how can any guy get hard over this every night. I don't know how Joey does it, he must be closet gay.
god id suck on those feet like a hoover vacuum
How unfortunate, the guy literally had the chad face/body as a teen. He should've done better.
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejoeyswoll/video/7135987300567125291
the hgh fucked his face up
This is why you don't do roids jesus christ he had perfect face insertions
Fuck imagine having that face but you just never start getting taller during puberty.
If there is a god hes a cruel one.
Did you notice he has a hot brown gf,looks happy and you're on a shitty board shitposting about him,mr 6'6 Chad?
At least the HGH helped his hands get bigger. That’s a strong mitt
>why do manlets even lift just to look like this?
If you are a shot guy, you literally have to Dwarfmaxx. Grow out a big beard, lift and get barrel chested, take up something like black smithing and wood chopping and learn how to wield an axe and large hammers for the forging fire. Embrace it and find other Dwarfmaxxing guys who can play metal and form a power metal band and call it Dwarf Lord and play on the theme while also banging groupies. You can pick up plenty of kinky Ren Faire sluts that way too.
Would love to do this if I was short and could grow a beard. I just elfmaxx nowadays, doing calisthenics and having long hair
Bodybuilders always look retarded in a suit.
Cope hard lanklet.
Post your hot wife OP
Stupid thread. Joey is the sweetest person ever, why make fun of a person on the internet? Are you all that insecure of yourselves that you have to project onto others?
No he isn't, he's an absolute cunt irl
>looks fine
>can afford nice clothes
>dating an attractive woman
Seems like his life is going OK to me. Unrelated question: how many times did you jack off to cartoons this week?
I always thought Joey swoll was tall , well I guess I can't him seriously anymore
Why did you ever take a bald guy seriously is the question
Check
I fucking hate this manlet piece of junky shit. He’s a huge proponent of free and open drug use.
He actually did a microdose of DMT on that moreplatesdereck moron’s podcast as if that’s normal or acceptable behaviour? He actually took out a makeshift bong from a bottle and did a microdose and had that attitude of “it’s totally fine” and tried to convince Derrick dumb fucking asshole who is also a junky to try it.
Fuck him. The amount of lives he’s ruined and ended due to his YouTube channel must be in the thousands. YouTube should have banned him years ago and he should be shadowbanned from the entire internet for the shit he promotes.
So he relapsed on Kratom? Good fuck him he’s going to be dead in 5 years hopefully sooner
Chill, bro…
ig I will never make it at 5'8
We're doomed
manletism seems like a horrific curse
im 5'9 balding with gyno dyel...and i feel like i could walk up to this guy and not be intimidated AT ALL in any form or fashion. like in a social situation i would see myself as his superior...im not even taking the piss
>5'9
Is this bait? You're literally a manlet yourself lol go back to the pit midget
big difference between being 5'9 in average height range and being fucking 5'2 like this dude
a 5'9 dude will fuck the woman you wanted or get promoted past you or will be the biggest star
a 5'2 dude..bro
Joey's 5'8 you mong
you’re literally the same height once you remove the extra 1 inch you fraud so you can cope and call yourself average height haha!
where do they even buy these suits? in the kid's section?
D..don't pull that up Jamie.
It's the jacket and his pose.
If he were to only wear a shirt and west, that alone would make him look good.
Now actually grab your wife like a trophy and you will look less like an awkward prom boy.
proof that alphaness isnt based on looks but how u treat women.