why do manlets even lift just to look like this?

lol, just lol at manlets

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look so weird?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The cut of the suit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Big guy in a suit, white guy with an Asian woman, bald, odd facial expression, maybe HGH or something, idk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because he's like 5'3 lol, a 6'0 dyel would make this guy look like a child

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Closet jacket, poor cut/material choice for his size. But even with a fully tailored, well chosen material, wide dudes in suits never look right. They're best fit on slender frames.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's not particularly wide he's just 5'1. if he were adult height he would look normal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he's just 5'1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this, closed jacket is the stupidest shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          agreed
          nobody looks good with their suit buttoned up anymore. Europeans are all fashiongays and they look way better keeping their suit jackets open. people need to get with the times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't understand why anyone of a certain size would wear a suit. They look tacky as frick when you're too big. just wear a fricking sport jacket or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They look like bootleg action figures.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            straight out of a Peter Gabriel video

            kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          straight out of a Peter Gabriel video

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      manletism and yellow fever cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Giga Coomer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      roids = bad proportions
      he'd unironically look better as a natty, he'd be leas jacked but at least he'd look normal
      head and neck too small

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They get more tail than you.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He looks happy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, dude looks good. Appears to have an attractive partner. Apart from a few lucky femboys we're all (men) ugly AF anyway

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        manlet copium

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mystery meat Filipino Hispanic ladyboy
        >attractive

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          meat Filipino Hispanic ladyboy

          Yeah she's ugly AF, my girlfriend is way hotter.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting to look at, how can any guy get hard over this every night. I don't know how Joey does it, he must be closet gay.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              god id suck on those feet like a hoover vacuum

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How unfortunate, the guy literally had the chad face/body as a teen. He should've done better.
    https://www.tiktok.com/@thejoeyswoll/video/7135987300567125291

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the hgh fricked his face up

    • 1 year ago
      sage

      This is why you don't do roids jesus christ he had perfect face insertions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick imagine having that face but you just never start getting taller during puberty.
      If there is a god hes a cruel one.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you notice he has a hot brown gf,looks happy and you're on a shitty board shitposting about him,mr 6'6 Chad?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least the HGH helped his hands get bigger. That’s a strong mitt

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why do manlets even lift just to look like this?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you are a shot guy, you literally have to Dwarfmaxx. Grow out a big beard, lift and get barrel chested, take up something like black smithing and wood chopping and learn how to wield an axe and large hammers for the forging fire. Embrace it and find other Dwarfmaxxing guys who can play metal and form a power metal band and call it Dwarf Lord and play on the theme while also banging groupies. You can pick up plenty of kinky Ren Faire bawds that way too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would love to do this if I was short and could grow a beard. I just elfmaxx nowadays, doing calisthenics and having long hair

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bodybuilders always look moronic in a suit.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cope hard lanklet.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post your hot wife OP

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid thread. Joey is the sweetest person ever, why make fun of a person on the internet? Are you all that insecure of yourselves that you have to project onto others?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No he isn't, he's an absolute c**t irl

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >looks fine
    >can afford nice clothes
    >dating an attractive woman
    Seems like his life is going OK to me. Unrelated question: how many times did you jack off to cartoons this week?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought Joey swoll was tall , well I guess I can't him seriously anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you ever take a bald guy seriously is the question

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Check

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this manlet piece of junky shit. He’s a huge proponent of free and open drug use.

    He actually did a microdose of DMT on that moreplatesdereck moron’s podcast as if that’s normal or acceptable behaviour? He actually took out a makeshift bong from a bottle and did a microdose and had that attitude of “it’s totally fine” and tried to convince Derrick dumb fricking butthole who is also a junky to try it.

    Frick him. The amount of lives he’s ruined and ended due to his YouTube channel must be in the thousands. YouTube should have banned him years ago and he should be shadowbanned from the entire internet for the shit he promotes.

    So he relapsed on Kratom? Good frick him he’s going to be dead in 5 years hopefully sooner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chill, bro…

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ig I will never make it at 5'8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're doomed

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    manletism seems like a horrific curse

    im 5'9 balding with gyno dyel...and i feel like i could walk up to this guy and not be intimidated AT ALL in any form or fashion. like in a social situation i would see myself as his superior...im not even taking the piss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >5'9
      Is this bait? You're literally a manlet yourself lol go back to the pit midget

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        big difference between being 5'9 in average height range and being fricking 5'2 like this dude

        a 5'9 dude will frick the woman you wanted or get promoted past you or will be the biggest star

        a 5'2 dude..bro

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Joey's 5'8 you mong

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you’re literally the same height once you remove the extra 1 inch you fraud so you can cope and call yourself average height haha!

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where do they even buy these suits? in the kid's section?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      D..don't pull that up Jamie.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's the jacket and his pose.
    If he were to only wear a shirt and west, that alone would make him look good.
    Now actually grab your wife like a trophy and you will look less like an awkward prom boy.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    proof that alphaness isnt based on looks but how u treat women.

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